Bash
bashthebox.bsky.social
Bash
@bashthebox.bsky.social
I make fancy kitchens and wardrobes and stuff, but mostly post a load of old rubbish
www.themoderncarpenter.com
May I give you my favourite ever cat-on-a-walk, Catcus? We met him on a stroll in a gorgeous tumbledown Lisbon park, away from the tourist throngs but holding court over his botanical paradise.
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Latest project finished, a DJ console for a customer in Bristol. Always fun to do these sorts of pieces - you generally know it’s something they’ve been really looking forward to for aaaages.
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’m a big fan of this boss hog, who sits up on kinder scout grunting at passers by
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Yeah it’s pheasant night, yeah this little guy was asking for some for the entire cooking time
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Monkey is having an extremely satisfactory evening
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social ‘tis the season for increasingly unhinged British crisps.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't know but I think Father Xmas has something to do with it
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Bilbao knows what’s up
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Another little wardrobe finished this week!
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’m not usually one to dunk on a 19 year old, but seriously, this little prick
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I think this is his enjoying it face?
October 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Having a good old lick
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He was also casually lounging on the driveway
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Mop, not my cat although it appears I am his human, caught in spectacular form this afternoon
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My god he’s magnificent. I tell my monkey he’s the best cat ever, of course I do, but I have my suspicions
October 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Also this took FOREVER to fit
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Absolutely not! Cut out the bad bits, for some splints, fill em up with good filler, sand,paint, back in they go
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Monkey would also like to present himself for judgment
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Buy an old house, they said, it'll be fun, they said (no one said that)
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Good run this evening over the Levels - saw a heron, an egret, three deer and a kingfisher. And then stopped just before home to watch this rather good sunset.
September 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Couple of my MTB mates need only to look at a bramble and they piss blood. My sympathies to nick and guy this evening - especially to guy who also had an argument with a tree and lost
September 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've got what I assume is a keel in my cellar. House is 1794 but parts could be earlier, it's hard to tell.
September 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Finished this for a customer today - did most of the install before back holiday weekend but had some paint touch ups to do. Love seeing my work once it's all loaded up and in use, and is yet another reminder to 25 year old bash to NOT ABANDON YOUR SODDING VINYL COLLECTION YOU IDIOT
September 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
May I also submit this Dartmoor siren for assessment
September 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I did a chicken yesterday too - a kind of Mexican dry rub, slowly oven cooked then finished on the BBQ and served with a tomatillo salsa
August 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM