As window backgrounds go, that one rates pretty highly!

In fairness, many of the gestures made by my hand-penis are not suitable for work.

Grok: “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

Chew on some biltong and you’ll be fine. Enjoy your trip!

Stay there and shut up then (unless it’s bedtime). You’ll have to do everything by text!

Have you sent Adobe the $284.94 invoice for your admin fee to handle your cancellation of their illegal cancellation fee?

I have fought LKAS and won on multiple occasions. I had an XC90 loaner for a couple of weeks that was insistent that I must drive through large puddles and over every drain cover.

Well, they disabled my (working) front radar sensors in an OTA update in favour of only having to develop for vision inputs from a low resolution camera 🤷‍♂️

“Your safety package subscription is due for renewal, please verify that your credit card details are correct to have continued access to the airbag, Seatbelt Restraint System, and Antilock Braking System.”

A mother shouldn’t be encouraging her son to do that, especially not when he’s 25 years old.