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Added another divination toy to the collection.
What's that, you didn't know I collected divination toys? Me either; these things usually happen by accident
What's that, you didn't know I collected divination toys? Me either; these things usually happen by accident
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Added another divination toy to the collection.
What's that, you didn't know I collected divination toys? Me either; these things usually happen by accident
What's that, you didn't know I collected divination toys? Me either; these things usually happen by accident
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
My dog, every time he pees down his own front leg and forces me to wash him down at the doorway:
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My dog, every time he pees down his own front leg and forces me to wash him down at the doorway:
If you have not yet, and can swing it, highly recommend catching A Christmas Carol at the Kenan Center in Lockport. I think the last show is tomorrow. Delightful
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you have not yet, and can swing it, highly recommend catching A Christmas Carol at the Kenan Center in Lockport. I think the last show is tomorrow. Delightful
It's happening, it's happening!! The neighborhood crows finally ventured onto my porch to take peanut offerings!
CrowCam has been installed and I am READY
CrowCam has been installed and I am READY
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's happening, it's happening!! The neighborhood crows finally ventured onto my porch to take peanut offerings!
CrowCam has been installed and I am READY
CrowCam has been installed and I am READY
Thank God(s) it's Friday
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Thank God(s) it's Friday
I'm honestly not sure what you're referring to, but I (accidentally) bought a bootlegged version of this calendar last year and every single month had a section for "Important Dales" at the bottom.
I only know one Dale. It seemed excessive.
I only know one Dale. It seemed excessive.
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm honestly not sure what you're referring to, but I (accidentally) bought a bootlegged version of this calendar last year and every single month had a section for "Important Dales" at the bottom.
I only know one Dale. It seemed excessive.
I only know one Dale. It seemed excessive.
When you see this post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When you see this post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Ugh. Is this my sign to go back to bed and give up on today?
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ugh. Is this my sign to go back to bed and give up on today?
I saw @hcrichardson.bsky.social say that Mike Johnson looks like Elf on the Shelf and now I can't stop thinking about that every time I see him.
(I already hated Elf on the Shelf so nothing has changed for me really.)
(I already hated Elf on the Shelf so nothing has changed for me really.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I saw @hcrichardson.bsky.social say that Mike Johnson looks like Elf on the Shelf and now I can't stop thinking about that every time I see him.
(I already hated Elf on the Shelf so nothing has changed for me really.)
(I already hated Elf on the Shelf so nothing has changed for me really.)
I love New York, unironically
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I love New York, unironically
So everybody, listen: we need more quiet, dark, low sensory places to conspire. Nearly every restaurant and bar now has 1.21 gigawatt light fixtures and guys on loud speakers talking over ear splitting music. I cannot machinate in these circumstances
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So everybody, listen: we need more quiet, dark, low sensory places to conspire. Nearly every restaurant and bar now has 1.21 gigawatt light fixtures and guys on loud speakers talking over ear splitting music. I cannot machinate in these circumstances
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
The best moniker for shamans I have heard to date, from Ghosts: A Haunted History by Lisa Morton
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The best moniker for shamans I have heard to date, from Ghosts: A Haunted History by Lisa Morton
He'll walk around all day with a leaf stuck to his nose, you can't tell him what to do
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
He'll walk around all day with a leaf stuck to his nose, you can't tell him what to do
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The dark season is upon us. Time to nest and cook.
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The dark season is upon us. Time to nest and cook.
The best bumper sticker, officially
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The best bumper sticker, officially
I had two of the best breakfasts of possibly my life this weekend in East Syracuse, at On the Fly Diner and the Redwood Diner.
These giant French toasts have ruined me for other French toasts. Look at these ^>£%€ &(?@$(
These giant French toasts have ruined me for other French toasts. Look at these ^>£%€ &(?@$(
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I had two of the best breakfasts of possibly my life this weekend in East Syracuse, at On the Fly Diner and the Redwood Diner.
These giant French toasts have ruined me for other French toasts. Look at these ^>£%€ &(?@$(
These giant French toasts have ruined me for other French toasts. Look at these ^>£%€ &(?@$(
"The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white."
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white."
My rough attempt to carve a turnip without the proper tools. What are the proper tools? I have no idea. So by default, I don't have them.
#Hallowe'en
#Hallowe'en
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My rough attempt to carve a turnip without the proper tools. What are the proper tools? I have no idea. So by default, I don't have them.
#Hallowe'en
#Hallowe'en
First rate day: first saffron crocus bloomed; fed the crows; watered the blue jays
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
First rate day: first saffron crocus bloomed; fed the crows; watered the blue jays