The Barqueronator
@barquerotector.bsky.social
Like Warren Oates in "Barquero." Ally to 🏳️🌈.
“I don’t know how we screwed this up! We found the worst people, trained them for 6 hours, handed them automatic weapons and bulletproof vests, then gave them immunity from prosecution. Where did we go wrong?”
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 AM
“I don’t know how we screwed this up! We found the worst people, trained them for 6 hours, handed them automatic weapons and bulletproof vests, then gave them immunity from prosecution. Where did we go wrong?”
Need to get that lasso around a few people.
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Need to get that lasso around a few people.
That’s a Winnetka car.
January 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
That’s a Winnetka car.
Not disabling my ad blocker for CBS News.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Not disabling my ad blocker for CBS News.
To be fair to the T-ball kid, they were actually on the team.
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
To be fair to the T-ball kid, they were actually on the team.
Boy, you said it, Chewy.
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Boy, you said it, Chewy.
He’s about a week and a half from being Mr. Meaty.
January 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
He’s about a week and a half from being Mr. Meaty.
Give ‘em another chance and they’ll fix that.
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Give ‘em another chance and they’ll fix that.