Hard not to when you’re raised by an iguana in a fright wig.

All it takes is one successful time. And the likelihood is even better if both his parents had the same number of chromosomes.

I’m not a high fantasy geneticist, but there’s got to be a recipe for a Potion of Chromosomal Karyotyping out there somewhere.

I actually miss those.

I don’t vape because the carts look stupid, but I had one of those little Blu units with the glowing LEDs at the end. I didn’t use it often, nicotine isn’t super addictive to me, but I miss that thing. I used for years it until they stopped selling the parts for it.

It depends on how well the speaker enunciates (YOU-er vs. yOR) and varies with regional accent.

Watch Starship Troopers then replace the Bugs with the usual targets. We won’t be full citizens unless we do our stint committing war crimes. Fascism is utterly predictable and ever encroaching.

At what point do Anti-Trust laws kick in? Surely there must be a limit for these media mass conglomerates before it becomes a monopoly.

How could it? The kitchen has no furnishings. There’s no cabinets or hookups to speak of.

It’s crazy, she’s usually so good at deception! She lied about her age and identity for YEARS!!!

Oh hey, that’s my “I’m this close to a total mental breakdown” song! I’ve been singing it on the way home from work a *lot* lately.

Roblox is the van full of puppies of the 21st century. I hope the whole board gets brought up in front of a congressional hearing.

Have you guys fixed the Caleri quest bug with this update?

You guys said you would fix the Knowledge Sleuth bug in the next patch, and then didn’t. What gives?

How fat we talking?

Could not have chosen a worse day.