Bigsby The Ancient One
@barnaclej.bsky.social
Can fart the alphabet …probably. I am husband and wife to my bisexual cat. I’m not the son of Dick Butkus NFL player, real person and legend.
Skeletor sure had a lot of muscles.
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Skeletor sure had a lot of muscles.
I accidentally farted backwards:(
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I accidentally farted backwards:(
I bet it’s legal to name a kid Tud now
August 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I bet it’s legal to name a kid Tud now
So we just have dumber people now. Ok and phones are just made slippery ? Ok , I guess . Cool
August 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So we just have dumber people now. Ok and phones are just made slippery ? Ok , I guess . Cool
Minja Tirtles. If You hide you can blame yourself. Shake em - Shakira
July 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Minja Tirtles. If You hide you can blame yourself. Shake em - Shakira
Have you ever been dancing so hard that the tape recorder falls out of your trench coat ?
July 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Have you ever been dancing so hard that the tape recorder falls out of your trench coat ?
Forged pointing fingers. I can point under my shoe, snd always am
July 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Forged pointing fingers. I can point under my shoe, snd always am
Ok, my cape IS made out of cheese, mousy girl up front
July 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Ok, my cape IS made out of cheese, mousy girl up front
Sometimes the world makes me feel like I’ve got a banana boat on my tummy.
July 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Sometimes the world makes me feel like I’ve got a banana boat on my tummy.
How much money you think Waldo has made hiding and shit.
July 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
How much money you think Waldo has made hiding and shit.
I blame this all on the rising cost of Facts Machines.
July 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I blame this all on the rising cost of Facts Machines.
The moron wanted garbanzos. Dumb ass!!!
June 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The moron wanted garbanzos. Dumb ass!!!
My Dad ate a nutthorn and he’s really paying for it right now. Two toilets ruined. I’m so glad I’m rich.
June 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My Dad ate a nutthorn and he’s really paying for it right now. Two toilets ruined. I’m so glad I’m rich.
Do we always need someone watching the stove or is that just Stoveman!??
June 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Do we always need someone watching the stove or is that just Stoveman!??
Here’s the thing I don’t get about vegan food. How many vegans did they have to kill to make all these impossible burgers ?
May 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Here’s the thing I don’t get about vegan food. How many vegans did they have to kill to make all these impossible burgers ?
What if we are sideways. What if our left arm is our leg
May 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What if we are sideways. What if our left arm is our leg
@omgitsemilyward.bsky.social are you gonna call in?
March 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@omgitsemilyward.bsky.social are you gonna call in?
I might just be done
February 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I might just be done
Smart phones are now dumb phones based on how long it took me to write this message !!! And how many times I had to correct it !
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Smart phones are now dumb phones based on how long it took me to write this message !!! And how many times I had to correct it !
Remember when you said the love you take is equal to the love you make? … that was awesome
February 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Remember when you said the love you take is equal to the love you make? … that was awesome
Tonight’s episode of VIP with @vicmmic.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social had me crying in my pasta! I’ve watched it 3 times so far. It is possibly the funniest half hour of tv ever. And all VIP episodes are incredibly funny.
February 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Tonight’s episode of VIP with @vicmmic.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social had me crying in my pasta! I’ve watched it 3 times so far. It is possibly the funniest half hour of tv ever. And all VIP episodes are incredibly funny.
My elbows ache for a rubbin
February 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
My elbows ache for a rubbin
My eyeballs are ready
February 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My eyeballs are ready
My couch is a prison with all the tv and an asshole cat
February 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My couch is a prison with all the tv and an asshole cat