Bargrittlefitz
@bargrittlefitz.bsky.social
Autistic nerd. LEGO enthusiast. Minecraft enjoyer. Opinion haver.
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hurr durr I'm the human body, my solution to everything is to make more mucus.
"I require more fluids"
What did you do with the fluids I already gave you? Did you make more mucus with them? You made more mucus with them.
"I require more fluids"
What did you do with the fluids I already gave you? Did you make more mucus with them? You made more mucus with them.
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
hurr durr I'm the human body, my solution to everything is to make more mucus.
"I require more fluids"
What did you do with the fluids I already gave you? Did you make more mucus with them? You made more mucus with them.
"I require more fluids"
What did you do with the fluids I already gave you? Did you make more mucus with them? You made more mucus with them.
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I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers
I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.
Fuckin yikes, man
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers
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My baseline opinion is "I think people should be allowed to do/be whatever they like unless they're hurting someone" and that extends right up to and including things I do not personally understand
It pisses off all the right people and it saves me a great deal of stress and 3D identity chess
It pisses off all the right people and it saves me a great deal of stress and 3D identity chess
June 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My baseline opinion is "I think people should be allowed to do/be whatever they like unless they're hurting someone" and that extends right up to and including things I do not personally understand
It pisses off all the right people and it saves me a great deal of stress and 3D identity chess
It pisses off all the right people and it saves me a great deal of stress and 3D identity chess
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Everyone who preordered the Switch 2 through Walmart saying they got free pringles and coke with it. I didn’t get shit.
June 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Everyone who preordered the Switch 2 through Walmart saying they got free pringles and coke with it. I didn’t get shit.
A 9-year-old Anakin: "I miss my mom."
Yoda: "Woah, careful there. With that attitude, you might turn into space hitler."
lmao the Jedi were so fucked up.
Yoda: "Woah, careful there. With that attitude, you might turn into space hitler."
lmao the Jedi were so fucked up.
May 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A 9-year-old Anakin: "I miss my mom."
Yoda: "Woah, careful there. With that attitude, you might turn into space hitler."
lmao the Jedi were so fucked up.
Yoda: "Woah, careful there. With that attitude, you might turn into space hitler."
lmao the Jedi were so fucked up.
I'm tired of hearing about the "2 week Minecraft phase." Unlike you weaklings, I have consistently been playing on my survival world for months.
March 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm tired of hearing about the "2 week Minecraft phase." Unlike you weaklings, I have consistently been playing on my survival world for months.
I saw Nosferatu and was kinda bummed the Hash Slinging Slasher didn’t come to challenge Orlok but other than that I enjoyed it.
January 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I saw Nosferatu and was kinda bummed the Hash Slinging Slasher didn’t come to challenge Orlok but other than that I enjoyed it.
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November 16, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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