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✨ Giveaway Alert ✨

Read the rules in the thread carefully because they will be strictly enforced.

In honor of what would be my Dad’s 66th birthday, I am giving away 2 @fullmoonhorror PUPPET MASTER items.

Two items. Two winners.

You have until December 6th to enter.

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I’m watching Roseanne at 2 a.m. like a very functional 40 year old.
a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a full moon with the words " what is sleep " below her
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November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Get you someone who looks at you the way he looks at Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Y’all @livingdadkeith.bsky.social sent me these and I’m so obsessed. Caroline and I are at war over the Tswift pencils. Haha. Thanks again!!!

#MutantFam
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Also if you read her comments in a Tim Robinson syntax this makes it much better all around.

#itysl
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me @ McDonald’s: No receipt please. ☺️

Worker: YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT INCASE YOUR ORDER IS WRONG OR WE WILL NOT MAKE IT RIGHT.

Me: My receipt is in the app.

Her: YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT.

Ma’am stop trying to force useless paper on me so aggressively & pretty sure you can’t just not fix my order 😭😭
a man in a white t-shirt is standing in a room with pictures on the wall and a sign that says " found "
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November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tomorrow at 11/ET we continue #Noirvember with PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET.

Step into the shadows with me and the rest of creeps where the black and white danger awaits…🖤

#MonochromeCreeps
#PickupOnSouthStreet
#MutantFam
#filmsky
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Tomorrow night come join the #MonochromeCreeps crew as we head to a pre-Giuliani New York City for #Noirvember. As always leave your dignity and self respect behind. But keep an eye out on your wallet because one of us may or may not being pickpocketing during the movie.
SATURDAY NIGHT

Pickpockets, ex-prostitutes, FBI agents. What are they up to in NYC? Find out and join us for a post-along of PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET.

See ya there, CREEPS!

#MonochromeCreeps
#PickupOnSouthStreet
@barelyashley.bsky.social
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.social
@i-am-estevan.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Ashley ✨🌙
SATURDAY NIGHT

Pickpockets, ex-prostitutes, FBI agents. What are they up to in NYC? Find out and join us for a post-along of PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET.

See ya there, CREEPS!

#MonochromeCreeps
#PickupOnSouthStreet
@barelyashley.bsky.social
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.social
@i-am-estevan.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Sweet tea in the wild. @monkeytailor.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I wonder if any of these other parents are also listening to Alkaline Trio while sitting in carline or just me?

#ImOld
#ElderEmo
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November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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The Chair Company has been renewed for Season 2!!! 🥳🥳🥳
#🪑Co
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The pre-teen years are going well. 😅 #bruh
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s always nice to have a fan club.

#Fortnite
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Not being able to make yourself private here is … really annoying.
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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So @letterboxd.social post an article about Nior double features with one classic Noir and a Neo Noir. Needless to say I got excited when I saw Detour being paired with Blood Simple. Loved watching Detour last #Noirvember with the #MonochomeCreeps crew and now I need to make this a double feature.
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While corporations post record profits and billionaires see their wealth explode, we should *checks notes* stop buying our grandparents a Christmas gift.

Got it.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Time for my Sunday night Tim Robinson.

#TheChairCompany
#🪑co
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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As always I can’t picture a better way to end the week than hanging with the #MonochromeCreeps crew. I really enjoyed Pitfall a lot. Can’t wait to see what’s in store next week.
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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We'll try...to forget this movie.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
THAT IS HOW IT ENDS.

The Injustice!!! Shitty men get away with everything.

See you next week, creeps. I’ll still be full of female rage then I’m sure.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
a cat is sitting in front of a laptop keyboard
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November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Let me tell something lady…there is no coming back from infidelity. Good luck with dealing with this giant loser of a man.

#MonochromeCreeps
#Pitfall
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM