HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Pun time…

Candy these yams. Stuff this turkey. Mash these potatoes. Sauce these cranberries. Pump-in this pie. Glaze my sweet rolls. Butter these buns. Gimme something to gobble. And last but certainly not least…SpatchCOCK me, Daddy.

*bow*

You’re welcome. HAVE A GREAT DAY!

TUMMY TUESDAY!

Please excuse whatever my eyes are doing here, I was extremely fucking stoned. This was after edging all weekend. I’m surprised it didn’t shoot out further, but more surprised it was so damn thick and felt so fucking overwhelmingly good. I love weed whacking.