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Matthias Schipper
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Twitter-Flüchtling. Lebt in Kiel, gebürt. Nordseekind aus Dithmarschen. Im schönen Marburg studiert. Öff. Dienst (Land SH). Ewig leidender HSV-Fan (until recently). König des (un-)gesunden Halbwissens.
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Ich hoffe, das endet dann alles positiver als bei Anthony Bourdain.
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Ich würde diese Serie nur so ansehen können:
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January 26, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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He's losing and tries to sell it as a win.
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Grieve has always been a staunch opponent of Brexit though.
January 25, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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Wir können uns auch ganz schnell mal auf Platz 16-18 wiederfinden. Viel Luft nach unten ist nicht mehr da nach den Siegen von Mainz und Augsburg.
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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And an ugly mustache maybe.
January 24, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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Vuskovic ⚽⚽
Capaldo ⚽ ⚽
DHF ⚽

Sagt auch alles aus über unsere Offensiv...äh...bemühungen.
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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"Nobody could have predicted this."
January 19, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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I'm sure he still thinks that way, but holds back his opinion for the moment.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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30% of Republicans would also agree to throw a hydrogen bomb on any country Trump currently doesn't like, I guess.
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Man kanns ja mal probieren. (Warum Tannenzäpfle?)
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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Abtrünniges Alpen-Bundesland. Wir brauchen das dringend für...äh...Sicherheit vor der italienischen Mafia. Und nette Ski-Pisten. Das ist schlicht alternativlos, sorry. Die Schweiz kann sich übrigens auch schon mal ganz warm anziehen.
January 18, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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"But Herr Bundeskanzler..." "It's time. Send the Techno Viking."
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Politik der ruhigen Hand.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Vee accept your surrenda.
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM