Pensive Barak
@barak925.bsky.social
Honestly I don’t believe it was chance that my uncle’s funeral was in a London November with 4 pm sunsets meanwhile my mom then went to London last June for my cousin’s wedding with 4:30 am sunrises and a crazy bird… good things only happen to my family in summertime
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Honestly I don’t believe it was chance that my uncle’s funeral was in a London November with 4 pm sunsets meanwhile my mom then went to London last June for my cousin’s wedding with 4:30 am sunrises and a crazy bird… good things only happen to my family in summertime
KCLs are the worst thing ever created how are you supposed to edit these things to work without plugins?
Whoever made KCLs I’d like to eat their ACLs
Whoever made KCLs I’d like to eat their ACLs
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
KCLs are the worst thing ever created how are you supposed to edit these things to work without plugins?
Whoever made KCLs I’d like to eat their ACLs
Whoever made KCLs I’d like to eat their ACLs
Hot take: Acting like you were born 50 and taking everything way too seriously is just as bad as acting like a child.
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Hot take: Acting like you were born 50 and taking everything way too seriously is just as bad as acting like a child.
So can we create discourage now?
(And make reply pings off by default)
(And make reply pings off by default)
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
So can we create discourage now?
(And make reply pings off by default)
(And make reply pings off by default)
“You’d rather burn to death than build a snowman”
Yeah have a ball, I’m not going outside in this let alone building anything
Yeah have a ball, I’m not going outside in this let alone building anything
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
“You’d rather burn to death than build a snowman”
Yeah have a ball, I’m not going outside in this let alone building anything
Yeah have a ball, I’m not going outside in this let alone building anything
Does Twitter have short term memory loss or something? The perfect week lineup of February only happened 11 and 17 years ago…
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Does Twitter have short term memory loss or something? The perfect week lineup of February only happened 11 and 17 years ago…
On today’s list of things that have depressed me: Great Wall of permission denied
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
On today’s list of things that have depressed me: Great Wall of permission denied
Winter lovers will really look you dead in the eye, their own eyes red because they’re puffy from being sick, sneezing, coughing and moving like a penguin because they have so many layers on, and tell you “This beats joy, whimsy, sunshine till 8pm and building sandcastles on the beach by a longshot”
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Winter lovers will really look you dead in the eye, their own eyes red because they’re puffy from being sick, sneezing, coughing and moving like a penguin because they have so many layers on, and tell you “This beats joy, whimsy, sunshine till 8pm and building sandcastles on the beach by a longshot”
YouTube ads, if your products were really that cool, you wouldn’t have to try so hard to convince everyone
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
YouTube ads, if your products were really that cool, you wouldn’t have to try so hard to convince everyone
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Only a matter of time before 67 gets added to 69420
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Only a matter of time before 67 gets added to 69420
I will in fact leech off other’s successes
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I will in fact leech off other’s successes
Christmas and New Year’s are over, now I just wait for the March equinox to come and for my 14+ hour days to return. Winter is terrible.
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Christmas and New Year’s are over, now I just wait for the March equinox to come and for my 14+ hour days to return. Winter is terrible.
So boring… so lifeless… I’m not exaggerating this is the worst season by a longshot
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So boring… so lifeless… I’m not exaggerating this is the worst season by a longshot
I made it, I’ve officially hit the ‘impersonated’ stage
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I made it, I’ve officially hit the ‘impersonated’ stage
Someone want to tell me why I just physically felt the seasonal change?
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Someone want to tell me why I just physically felt the seasonal change?
When I die, I want the people I did group projects to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When I die, I want the people I did group projects to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time
I’m putting a discord scammer counter on here now, I’ve seen 9 in the past 29 or so hours
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m putting a discord scammer counter on here now, I’ve seen 9 in the past 29 or so hours
What do you mean it’s 3am?
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
What do you mean it’s 3am?
Them: How’s your 2025 been?
Me:
Me:
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Them: How’s your 2025 been?
Me:
Me:
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Did you know that if we all properly hydrate, we can consume so much water that AI companies can't use it for their data centers? Start drinking water now!
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Did you know that if we all properly hydrate, we can consume so much water that AI companies can't use it for their data centers? Start drinking water now!
It’s true unfortunately
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s true unfortunately
Wine, boyfriend, mac
I do use a Mac but what if I’m straight?
I do use a Mac but what if I’m straight?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Wine, boyfriend, mac
I do use a Mac but what if I’m straight?
I do use a Mac but what if I’m straight?
I’m so seasonal depression pilled that I talk about my interest in HNS/FKW in solstice language
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m so seasonal depression pilled that I talk about my interest in HNS/FKW in solstice language
I want to move to Brazil
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I want to move to Brazil