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bara.bsky.social
Bara
@bara.bsky.social
760 followers 480 following 490 posts
🧔🏻‍♂️ He/him
🏳️‍🌈 Gay
📍 Brisbane, Australia
(Meanjin/Magandjin)

One like a wombat
prowl'd obtuse and furry
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bara.bsky.social
Gay dung beetle
#LookAtMyDoodle
A yellow post-it on which is drawn a dung beetle pushing a disco ball instead of a ball of dung
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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It’s giving public transport upholstery but gay

It’s giving tradie who wants to talk about man depression
The account holder—white, bearded, bespectacled and 49—in a rainbow-coloured problem-pattern shirt
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz with his mane in ringlets
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Trapped in the carpark after the Kasey Musgraves concert. Send bullets
The account holder—white, bearded and 49—sitting in a stationary vehicle
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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18 months of being gay muppets with @didge.bsky.social #LookAtMyDoodle
A drawing of the account holder—yellow, bearded and 49—looking like Bert from Sesame Street. The account holder’s sweetheart—orange, moustachioed and 34—is also here, looking like Ernie from Sesame Street
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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#LookAtMyDoodle
A drawing of a teddy bear with a spring base instead of legs, and big muscular man arms instead of teddy bear arms
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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A late start to work is a lovely treat!
The account holder—white, bearded and 49—sitting in his car
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I’m here to watch sunsets and kiss boys and there aren’t any boys here right now actually
A sunset at the lake The account holder—white, bearded, bespectacled and 49—looking at the sunset
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Sometimes you see an Instagram advertisement for a strange and lewd undergarment that immediately makes you think of a specific gay acquaintance because of how perverse, impractical and unrepentantly slutty they are
A strange and lewd undergarment advertised on instagram. Many straps and gold rings
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Unkempt
The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — looking at the gloomy sky
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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More like Fri-YAY
The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 49 — sitting in a grey-walled office
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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#NewProfilePic is this previously used gem by the incomparable
@tomoxnam.bsky.social
The account holder — orange-hued, bearded and 49 — as captured by the artist Tom Oxnam
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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My little pill sorter says it’s only Tuesday, but my pure heart says I’ve been much braver than that
Drawing by WW Denslow of the Cowardly Lion in L Frank Baum's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. The lion is crying.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Martha Stewart in LBJ cosplay
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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I just can't stay inside all day. I gotta get out, get me some of those rays
The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — sitting in his parked car, wearing a black shirt and cheap sunglasses
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I was at a queer festival event this week and one of the speakers was a young, straight, cis woman

She spoke about “claiming her queerness” because even though she was straight, she wasn’t married and didn’t have children yet

That made her queer
A photograph of a California license plate that reads: IDK SIS
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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How it feels to take a day off work #LookAtMyDoodle
A yellow Post-it with a cartoon drawing of the account holder in lotus pose surrounded by lines and swirls of mystical positive energy
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Wednesday
The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 49 — sitting in a bar in a lairy shirt
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Looking respectfully
#LookAtMyDoodle
Four blue Post-its, each with a cartoon drawing of the account holder: The first is very far away. The second shows most of the body. The third just shows the head. The fourth shows a close-up of the eyes and moustache.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Spring in Australia #LookAtMyDoodle
Four Post-its: The first is green with a cartoon version of the account holder. It reads: ‘Today started okay’ The second is yellow with the cartoon account holder looking pensive. It reads: ‘It was nice to ponder the lovely, busy weekend’ The third is orange with the cartoon account holder sweating. It reads: ‘But the universe knows how to punish me …’ The fourth is red with the cartoon account holder on fire. It reads: ‘It’s 38 fucking degrees!!’ [That’s 100° Fahrenheit for those reading in American.]
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Monday
The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — looking off to the left The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — looking off to the right
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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#LookAtMyDoodle
A tall kind of mushroom guy standing on his planet
October 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Hands down, THE CONJURING: LAST RITES is the best The Conjuring movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

(I have never seen any The Conjuring movie.)
A poster for The Conjuring: Last Rites
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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new oomves can like this picture to show they follow me for being hot, not for being funny
The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 49 — looking hot but not funny
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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The Barberini Faun in the Louvre James McAvoy wearing a kilt and reclining on an armchair in a louche manner. With eye contact!
September 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM