Aeryn 🖖 Part Time Ma'am
@baphometta.bsky.social
40s, US, She/Her t-queer, specializing in ADHD, too many cartoons, and weed. I like to yammer about pop culture and food
🔞Minors DNI, I used to share more art for adults until the mod team revealed they're a bunch of spineless prudes
MAGA Nazis: FUCK OFF
🔞Minors DNI, I used to share more art for adults until the mod team revealed they're a bunch of spineless prudes
MAGA Nazis: FUCK OFF
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?
I see you went with two-player mode, a wise choice, Burger TIme isn't easy
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I see you went with two-player mode, a wise choice, Burger TIme isn't easy
I'll proffer Pacific Drive, bit like a roguelite Fallout game but this time you've finally got a fucking car again, which you then maintain and upgrade while you explore and survive in the weird Northwest, a lovingly rendered tribute to the PNW in the tradition of Twin Peaks and the X-Files and such
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'll proffer Pacific Drive, bit like a roguelite Fallout game but this time you've finally got a fucking car again, which you then maintain and upgrade while you explore and survive in the weird Northwest, a lovingly rendered tribute to the PNW in the tradition of Twin Peaks and the X-Files and such
I heard someone kicking around the notion they're connected to Roo, and looking at her demon form, I thonk they might be on to something
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I heard someone kicking around the notion they're connected to Roo, and looking at her demon form, I thonk they might be on to something
Love this for him until his body starts to grow back, then he can try toddling around on two liddle legs like the Tivo cryptid, and so on
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Love this for him until his body starts to grow back, then he can try toddling around on two liddle legs like the Tivo cryptid, and so on
Looks like this is the TDOR where I ask all my trans siblings to also remember to not be fucking assholes to *each other*! It's bad enough we have to live with constant snap judgments by pig ignorant cis ppl every day, without tearing each other apart over minor misunderstandings and disagreements🙏
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Looks like this is the TDOR where I ask all my trans siblings to also remember to not be fucking assholes to *each other*! It's bad enough we have to live with constant snap judgments by pig ignorant cis ppl every day, without tearing each other apart over minor misunderstandings and disagreements🙏
This belongs in future textbooks, it's hard to jam more relevant info into one frame than reality TV asshole/pawnbroker soothes the state propaganda network as our reality TV asshole/carnie huckster president mortgages our past and future for literally pennies on the dollar
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This belongs in future textbooks, it's hard to jam more relevant info into one frame than reality TV asshole/pawnbroker soothes the state propaganda network as our reality TV asshole/carnie huckster president mortgages our past and future for literally pennies on the dollar
It is late my little creatures, whatever you may be doing, remember to drink some water, keep up with your meds, and streeeetch your body, really
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It is late my little creatures, whatever you may be doing, remember to drink some water, keep up with your meds, and streeeetch your body, really
It's almost like most of them are not actually on our side
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's almost like most of them are not actually on our side
I like how it adds a little Edwardian flair
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I like how it adds a little Edwardian flair
Losing a tooth has been a dogshit experience pretty much from start to finish, but it did force me to cease my smoking activities for a bit, so as long as I'm suffering anyway, I am done with cigarettes for good, maybe we can still have the occasional fling, but I'm leaving the habit behind
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Losing a tooth has been a dogshit experience pretty much from start to finish, but it did force me to cease my smoking activities for a bit, so as long as I'm suffering anyway, I am done with cigarettes for good, maybe we can still have the occasional fling, but I'm leaving the habit behind
NGL, between the old dick dropping dead, Zoran soaring and the testimony of the sandwich saga, this has been the nicest morning in a looooong time, I needed this, we ALL needed this!
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
NGL, between the old dick dropping dead, Zoran soaring and the testimony of the sandwich saga, this has been the nicest morning in a looooong time, I needed this, we ALL needed this!
Ohhhhh🎵
Dick is dead Dick is Dead Dick is Dead!
Dick is DEAD!
Fukking DEAD!
He is DEEEeeeEEEAAAD!
Dick is dead Dick is Dead Dick is Dead!
Dick is DEAD!
Fukking DEAD!
He is DEEEeeeEEEAAAD!
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ohhhhh🎵
Dick is dead Dick is Dead Dick is Dead!
Dick is DEAD!
Fukking DEAD!
He is DEEEeeeEEEAAAD!
Dick is dead Dick is Dead Dick is Dead!
Dick is DEAD!
Fukking DEAD!
He is DEEEeeeEEEAAAD!
The cutest of couples
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The cutest of couples
Totally Unrelated PSA: If you are put on a jury, you are not obligated to slavishly follow the letter of the law as presented, esp. when the government is going all Gluteus Wildus on the citizenry and abusing those laws right in everyone's faces
🎶N-U-L-L-I-F-Y🎶
If it doesn't make sense
Then NULLIFY
🎶N-U-L-L-I-F-Y🎶
If it doesn't make sense
Then NULLIFY
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Totally Unrelated PSA: If you are put on a jury, you are not obligated to slavishly follow the letter of the law as presented, esp. when the government is going all Gluteus Wildus on the citizenry and abusing those laws right in everyone's faces
🎶N-U-L-L-I-F-Y🎶
If it doesn't make sense
Then NULLIFY
🎶N-U-L-L-I-F-Y🎶
If it doesn't make sense
Then NULLIFY
It is absolutely disgusting how these people try to exploit us in both life AND death, they tell people to fear us when we're alive, then try to use a dead trans child to censor us from sight, @paulabarkermp.bsky.social and the rest of Labour are nothing but gutter fascists with posh diction
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It is absolutely disgusting how these people try to exploit us in both life AND death, they tell people to fear us when we're alive, then try to use a dead trans child to censor us from sight, @paulabarkermp.bsky.social and the rest of Labour are nothing but gutter fascists with posh diction
Huh, I was sure it was in here
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Huh, I was sure it was in here
MAGA "Preservationists":
October 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
MAGA "Preservationists":
Sadly, I cannot attend today's demonstration as my stomach has been holding a No Anything rally the past two mornings instead, but I wish all who can go an energizing day, that every cop gets asshole cancer, especially ICE agents, and that we all remember:
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sadly, I cannot attend today's demonstration as my stomach has been holding a No Anything rally the past two mornings instead, but I wish all who can go an energizing day, that every cop gets asshole cancer, especially ICE agents, and that we all remember:
New Theory: Asmodeus's demon-type is Buldak
October 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New Theory: Asmodeus's demon-type is Buldak
If only the body would catch up
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If only the body would catch up
"Murder" remains the moist accurate verb, or "war crimed" if you're doing the casual discursive thing, but "blew up" is at least refreshingly direct.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Murder" remains the moist accurate verb, or "war crimed" if you're doing the casual discursive thing, but "blew up" is at least refreshingly direct.