Bantshire University
@bantshireuni.bsky.social
We throb knowledge, we pulse excellence. Ranked No.1 in the UK for Canteen Facilities (CEF, 2024). Vice-Chancellor Vince Chancelier (He/VC). Parody.
This Black Friday - Every Course Must Go!
✅ 100% reduction of some subjects!
✅ Modules slashed!
Study them before it’s too late!
✅ 100% reduction of some subjects!
✅ Modules slashed!
Study them before it’s too late!
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This Black Friday - Every Course Must Go!
✅ 100% reduction of some subjects!
✅ Modules slashed!
Study them before it’s too late!
✅ 100% reduction of some subjects!
✅ Modules slashed!
Study them before it’s too late!
🚨 While Amazon Web Services crumbled, our state-of-the-art GeoCities-powered learning environment stood strong
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🚨 While Amazon Web Services crumbled, our state-of-the-art GeoCities-powered learning environment stood strong
Admissions Teams accepting students through Clearing
August 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Admissions Teams accepting students through Clearing
Okay fine, we’ve got places in Psychology, Law and Medicine.
July 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Okay fine, we’ve got places in Psychology, Law and Medicine.
It looks like you’re trying to find a creative marketing angle for your disappointing NSS results. Would you like me to start?
July 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It looks like you’re trying to find a creative marketing angle for your disappointing NSS results. Would you like me to start?
We have discovered overnight that our new £400k Smart Window™ system at Kent Campus opens automatically to the sound of thunder.
A clean up operation is currently underway.
A clean up operation is currently underway.
June 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
We have discovered overnight that our new £400k Smart Window™ system at Kent Campus opens automatically to the sound of thunder.
A clean up operation is currently underway.
A clean up operation is currently underway.
Students are kindly reminded to remove post-it note artwork from their windows before this weekend’s open day.
May 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Students are kindly reminded to remove post-it note artwork from their windows before this weekend’s open day.
Finally jumping on the trend…
April 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Finally jumping on the trend…
Following disappointing application numbers, the Vice-Chancellor has unveiled our new entry tariffs.
April 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Following disappointing application numbers, the Vice-Chancellor has unveiled our new entry tariffs.
We’re upgrading our historic Great Lawn to use durable ArtiGrass™, helping to save on maintenance costs and improve aesthetics.
April 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
We’re upgrading our historic Great Lawn to use durable ArtiGrass™, helping to save on maintenance costs and improve aesthetics.
“We throb knowledge, we pulse excellence.”
February 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“We throb knowledge, we pulse excellence.”
NEWS: Students from Bantshire have found a clever way to keep their roof free from snow this winter 👏
January 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
NEWS: Students from Bantshire have found a clever way to keep their roof free from snow this winter 👏
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and please complete your mandatory e-learning by 31 December.
December 25, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and please complete your mandatory e-learning by 31 December.
Congratulations on your graduation 👏
December 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Congratulations on your graduation 👏
Bantshire Nursery apologises for the unfortunate positioning of “My Daddy is a Giant” at the recent Dads’ Day.
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Bantshire Nursery apologises for the unfortunate positioning of “My Daddy is a Giant” at the recent Dads’ Day.
We categorically deny that the photos in our prospectus were AI-generated.
November 20, 2024 at 6:41 PM
We categorically deny that the photos in our prospectus were AI-generated.
NEWS: Research paper on jetties hasn't been pier reviewed.
November 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM
NEWS: Research paper on jetties hasn't been pier reviewed.
⚠️ Due to the clocks change, our ANPR cameras have fined all staff and students who have parked in our car parks between 8am - 9am this morning. Unfortunately the fines cannot be cancelled, but 3% will go back into improving the student experience.
October 28, 2024 at 9:08 AM
⚠️ Due to the clocks change, our ANPR cameras have fined all staff and students who have parked in our car parks between 8am - 9am this morning. Unfortunately the fines cannot be cancelled, but 3% will go back into improving the student experience.
Our operating costs per student, per month.
October 25, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Our operating costs per student, per month.
Lecture capture goes pay-per-view! Only 99p per lecture, or £19.99 a month.
October 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Lecture capture goes pay-per-view! Only 99p per lecture, or £19.99 a month.
SALE: Up to 20% off the entry requirements for “ology” courses (T&Cs, new students only).
October 8, 2024 at 5:04 PM
SALE: Up to 20% off the entry requirements for “ology” courses (T&Cs, new students only).
Asking your most enthusiastic student ambassador to talk after the VC at an open day.
October 7, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Asking your most enthusiastic student ambassador to talk after the VC at an open day.
As we predicted in 2020 (although we were slightly off with the size) 🦆
September 28, 2024 at 7:47 PM
As we predicted in 2020 (although we were slightly off with the size) 🦆