Alex
@banksybeeboo.bsky.social
queer, mentally ill, terrified, baffled, in Te Whanganui-a-Tara. She/her.
Breaking news: you can just wear a cape to your normal-ass office job and everyone will be jealous of you.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Breaking news: you can just wear a cape to your normal-ass office job and everyone will be jealous of you.
Man, I did so well not spending all my money this week, I deserve a treat.
*immediately spends all of my money on treats*
*immediately spends all of my money on treats*
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Man, I did so well not spending all my money this week, I deserve a treat.
*immediately spends all of my money on treats*
*immediately spends all of my money on treats*
"When I am driving I hate sharing the road with cyclists"
"Oh so we should create separate cycle lanes to minimize interactions between cars and bikes"
"How dare you suggest there be a bit of road that's not for me"
It's like they don't want cyclists out of their way, they want them to not exist
"Oh so we should create separate cycle lanes to minimize interactions between cars and bikes"
"How dare you suggest there be a bit of road that's not for me"
It's like they don't want cyclists out of their way, they want them to not exist
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"When I am driving I hate sharing the road with cyclists"
"Oh so we should create separate cycle lanes to minimize interactions between cars and bikes"
"How dare you suggest there be a bit of road that's not for me"
It's like they don't want cyclists out of their way, they want them to not exist
"Oh so we should create separate cycle lanes to minimize interactions between cars and bikes"
"How dare you suggest there be a bit of road that's not for me"
It's like they don't want cyclists out of their way, they want them to not exist
Finally got around to framing these cross stitches I finished months ago. I think we will hang them above Paige's desk so all their work is super queer and trans.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Finally got around to framing these cross stitches I finished months ago. I think we will hang them above Paige's desk so all their work is super queer and trans.
Logically I understand that the Rocky Horror Show references Frankenstein but that didn't stop me watching Frankenstein (2025) like "wow getting a lot of Rocky Horror vibes from this"
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Logically I understand that the Rocky Horror Show references Frankenstein but that didn't stop me watching Frankenstein (2025) like "wow getting a lot of Rocky Horror vibes from this"
Found a single loose panadol in the cat's toy basket so I guess we are going to have to have a conversation about drug safety.
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Found a single loose panadol in the cat's toy basket so I guess we are going to have to have a conversation about drug safety.
Turns out there's only so many crafting blogs you can follow in one go before you start getting better help ads.
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Turns out there's only so many crafting blogs you can follow in one go before you start getting better help ads.
Getting my period on November 1st in a house full of left over Halloween candy was a brilliant idea. Great work uterus.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Getting my period on November 1st in a house full of left over Halloween candy was a brilliant idea. Great work uterus.
I see you Fake Halloween earrings lovers. All these folks complementing my Halloween earrings on the 31st of October but they were silent when I wore Halloween earrings All Month Long. Imagine only loving skeleton earrings one day a year, couldn't be me.
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I see you Fake Halloween earrings lovers. All these folks complementing my Halloween earrings on the 31st of October but they were silent when I wore Halloween earrings All Month Long. Imagine only loving skeleton earrings one day a year, couldn't be me.
Me: my bus comes in 6 minutes, is it possible to get all my meds in that time?
Pharmacist: oh I am so sorry our computer is down right now, we can't do that.
Me: okay, do you want to look at pictures of my cat for six minutes?
Pharmacist: absolutely.
Pharmacist: oh I am so sorry our computer is down right now, we can't do that.
Me: okay, do you want to look at pictures of my cat for six minutes?
Pharmacist: absolutely.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me: my bus comes in 6 minutes, is it possible to get all my meds in that time?
Pharmacist: oh I am so sorry our computer is down right now, we can't do that.
Me: okay, do you want to look at pictures of my cat for six minutes?
Pharmacist: absolutely.
Pharmacist: oh I am so sorry our computer is down right now, we can't do that.
Me: okay, do you want to look at pictures of my cat for six minutes?
Pharmacist: absolutely.
Learning I'm one of those people who can smell when sweat was made in terror by accidentally getting a waft of myself after driving lesson.
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Learning I'm one of those people who can smell when sweat was made in terror by accidentally getting a waft of myself after driving lesson.
I was worried we were outing ourselves to the whole neighborhood with our commitment to Halloween decorations while never acknowledging Christmas, but the other day I said "Halloween is gay Christmas" to a straight person and they were completely baffled so I reckon we are in the clear.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I was worried we were outing ourselves to the whole neighborhood with our commitment to Halloween decorations while never acknowledging Christmas, but the other day I said "Halloween is gay Christmas" to a straight person and they were completely baffled so I reckon we are in the clear.
Here's some good news: when we harness trained our indoor cat so she could go on little walkies outside, it turns out we also trained her to wear Halloween costumes that are harness shaped.
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Here's some good news: when we harness trained our indoor cat so she could go on little walkies outside, it turns out we also trained her to wear Halloween costumes that are harness shaped.
I really enjoyed being in a room of 30-something queers as we all simultaneously discovered Missy Higgins was bisexual during a SingStar rendition of Scar.
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I really enjoyed being in a room of 30-something queers as we all simultaneously discovered Missy Higgins was bisexual during a SingStar rendition of Scar.
Halloween is the best time for buying earrings. Yes, I will be wearing these all year.
October 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Halloween is the best time for buying earrings. Yes, I will be wearing these all year.
Ooooooooh she's got the madness
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Ooooooooh she's got the madness
Me: maybe a little tweak to my usual evening, do a little something for my wellbeing.
The cat, running around the house banging pots and pans together: THE ROUTINE THE ROUTINE YOU FUCKED THE ROUTINE YOU HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!
The cat, running around the house banging pots and pans together: THE ROUTINE THE ROUTINE YOU FUCKED THE ROUTINE YOU HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Me: maybe a little tweak to my usual evening, do a little something for my wellbeing.
The cat, running around the house banging pots and pans together: THE ROUTINE THE ROUTINE YOU FUCKED THE ROUTINE YOU HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!
The cat, running around the house banging pots and pans together: THE ROUTINE THE ROUTINE YOU FUCKED THE ROUTINE YOU HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!
Logically I understand that birds have been sitting on their babies for as long as there have been birds... part of me still wants to be like "do you know you are sitting on your baby there? Buddy? You are so sitting on your baby right now."
Kororā babies are mid hatch on the Urban Wildlife Trust livestream right now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoBQ...
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September 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Logically I understand that birds have been sitting on their babies for as long as there have been birds... part of me still wants to be like "do you know you are sitting on your baby there? Buddy? You are so sitting on your baby right now."
Kororā babies are mid hatch on the Urban Wildlife Trust livestream right now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoBQ...
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September 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Kororā babies are mid hatch on the Urban Wildlife Trust livestream right now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoBQ...
Sorry folks I have to take this back, he is definitely a For Real Healthcare Professional because I finally convinced him to take a cursory look at some pain I have been complaining about for Months and he was shocked to find out there was an actual problem, as Healthcare Professionals always are.
I think my physiotherapist is a money laundering front because there is always every single appointment available, every day, every week, every month, forever, but they never seem that keen on me making my next appointment.
September 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sorry folks I have to take this back, he is definitely a For Real Healthcare Professional because I finally convinced him to take a cursory look at some pain I have been complaining about for Months and he was shocked to find out there was an actual problem, as Healthcare Professionals always are.
I think my physiotherapist is a money laundering front because there is always every single appointment available, every day, every week, every month, forever, but they never seem that keen on me making my next appointment.
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think my physiotherapist is a money laundering front because there is always every single appointment available, every day, every week, every month, forever, but they never seem that keen on me making my next appointment.
I went to WoW for the first time this year and I really think straight people are going to lose their minds when they find out about drag. You want outfits made of improbable materials? Drag. Outfits that seem physically impossible? Drag. The queers are pulling this off while also doing the splits.
September 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I went to WoW for the first time this year and I really think straight people are going to lose their minds when they find out about drag. You want outfits made of improbable materials? Drag. Outfits that seem physically impossible? Drag. The queers are pulling this off while also doing the splits.
Doing the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind procedure on myself to make me forget about clothes I want but can't afford. Heartbreakingly, during the process I am reminded just how much I love looking at clothes I can't afford (so much).
September 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Doing the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind procedure on myself to make me forget about clothes I want but can't afford. Heartbreakingly, during the process I am reminded just how much I love looking at clothes I can't afford (so much).
Emotionally devastated myself by thinking about how the cat probably thinks we don't love her because we are never trying to make biscuits out of her.
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Emotionally devastated myself by thinking about how the cat probably thinks we don't love her because we are never trying to make biscuits out of her.
I burnt my burrito but the most impressive part of burning my burrito is that I didn't get distracted and wander off I was staring at it the whole time thinking "this is taking fucking ages"
September 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I burnt my burrito but the most impressive part of burning my burrito is that I didn't get distracted and wander off I was staring at it the whole time thinking "this is taking fucking ages"