Banjo man
@banjoman.bsky.social
Poet - mental health advocate - banjo player- guitarist - cigar smoker - dad - divorced - Cubs fan - blerd
Actual quote from an ICE supporter before things got as bad as they are now as we were discussing people being deported without due process
“Sometimes you have to crack a few good eggs to make an omelette”
These are people made in the image of God with dignity and worth, not fucking eggs!
“Sometimes you have to crack a few good eggs to make an omelette”
These are people made in the image of God with dignity and worth, not fucking eggs!
Actual quote from an ICE supporter: someone asked him if he was okay with tactics like what happened in Chicago, where families were zip-tied and pulled from their apartments in the middle of the night.
He answered, "Yes I was. Whatever it takes to keep America free."
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He answered, "Yes I was. Whatever it takes to keep America free."
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a man in a black suit and tie is smiling .
Alt: a man in a black suit slowly turns to look
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January 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Actual quote from an ICE supporter before things got as bad as they are now as we were discussing people being deported without due process
“Sometimes you have to crack a few good eggs to make an omelette”
These are people made in the image of God with dignity and worth, not fucking eggs!
“Sometimes you have to crack a few good eggs to make an omelette”
These are people made in the image of God with dignity and worth, not fucking eggs!
A question for white people because I didn’t grow up in white culture & I’ve only seen grease once
I was looking up the lyrics to Greased Lightning and how has no one ever talked about the innuendo in the last line of the chorus
I checked multiple sources thinking it should be scream not cream.
I was looking up the lyrics to Greased Lightning and how has no one ever talked about the innuendo in the last line of the chorus
I checked multiple sources thinking it should be scream not cream.
January 24, 2026 at 3:32 PM
A question for white people because I didn’t grow up in white culture & I’ve only seen grease once
I was looking up the lyrics to Greased Lightning and how has no one ever talked about the innuendo in the last line of the chorus
I checked multiple sources thinking it should be scream not cream.
I was looking up the lyrics to Greased Lightning and how has no one ever talked about the innuendo in the last line of the chorus
I checked multiple sources thinking it should be scream not cream.
Earlier today Trump said that Canada lives because of the United States. I think he meant, Canada pukes because of the United States
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
'Canada lives because of the United States,' Trump says while jabbing Carney | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Canada owes its continued existence to the United States while calling out Prime Minister Mark Carney for delivering a speech that condemned coerc...
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January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Earlier today Trump said that Canada lives because of the United States. I think he meant, Canada pukes because of the United States
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
I go out of town for a long weekend and my cats act like I was on oceanic 816 and I finally made it home
a man is reading a book on an airplane while another man is sitting next to him .
ALT: a man is reading a book on an airplane while another man is sitting next to him .
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January 20, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I go out of town for a long weekend and my cats act like I was on oceanic 816 and I finally made it home
It has been requested that I cosplay as a grownup
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
It has been requested that I cosplay as a grownup
Every time I drink two margaritas and have to baskets of chips and salsa I feel terribly bloated afterwards, but yet while procuring margaritas and consuming chips and salsa I forget that my digestive track will produce enough gas to travel Route 66.
a man says i guess that 's why i 'm still single on peacock
ALT: a man says i guess that 's why i 'm still single on peacock
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January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Every time I drink two margaritas and have to baskets of chips and salsa I feel terribly bloated afterwards, but yet while procuring margaritas and consuming chips and salsa I forget that my digestive track will produce enough gas to travel Route 66.
I’m thinking of creating a bluegrass psychedelic cover band called “egg nog delusion”
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I’m thinking of creating a bluegrass psychedelic cover band called “egg nog delusion”
I wish I was going into 2026 feeling like I was doing more than just surviving. I have no clue when I last thrived. On the bright side there have been times when I was just hanging on by a thread and now I'm hanging on and thankfully there is more than a thread.
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I wish I was going into 2026 feeling like I was doing more than just surviving. I have no clue when I last thrived. On the bright side there have been times when I was just hanging on by a thread and now I'm hanging on and thankfully there is more than a thread.
Stranger things 2 it is!
I was initially going to watch Monday night football tonight, but I’m in the fantasy football championship for my work league and both myself and my opponent have players going tonight so I know it won’t be relaxing since the score is already really close.
I was initially going to watch Monday night football tonight, but I’m in the fantasy football championship for my work league and both myself and my opponent have players going tonight so I know it won’t be relaxing since the score is already really close.
My battery is on zero after all the chaos from the past several days. Trying to decide if tomorrow night after the gym I need a margarita or to come home and start stranger things volume 2.
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Stranger things 2 it is!
I was initially going to watch Monday night football tonight, but I’m in the fantasy football championship for my work league and both myself and my opponent have players going tonight so I know it won’t be relaxing since the score is already really close.
I was initially going to watch Monday night football tonight, but I’m in the fantasy football championship for my work league and both myself and my opponent have players going tonight so I know it won’t be relaxing since the score is already really close.
I am so fucking overstimulated
a man in a suit and tie holds his head in his hands
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds his head in his hands
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December 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I am so fucking overstimulated
My battery is on zero after all the chaos from the past several days. Trying to decide if tomorrow night after the gym I need a margarita or to come home and start stranger things volume 2.
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My battery is on zero after all the chaos from the past several days. Trying to decide if tomorrow night after the gym I need a margarita or to come home and start stranger things volume 2.
Last year I started a new tradition with the kids where they do a white elephant gift exchange. I supply all the gifts & they have no clue what the options are. This years options are
Sméagol Funko pop
Princess Leia action figure
Toothless the dragon stuffed animal
Bean boozed fiery five jelly bean
Sméagol Funko pop
Princess Leia action figure
Toothless the dragon stuffed animal
Bean boozed fiery five jelly bean
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Last year I started a new tradition with the kids where they do a white elephant gift exchange. I supply all the gifts & they have no clue what the options are. This years options are
Sméagol Funko pop
Princess Leia action figure
Toothless the dragon stuffed animal
Bean boozed fiery five jelly bean
Sméagol Funko pop
Princess Leia action figure
Toothless the dragon stuffed animal
Bean boozed fiery five jelly bean
I was about to start wrapping gifts and then the tv remote disappeared. This was my designated watch stranger things time too!
a man in a blue vest stands in a forest
ALT: a man in a blue vest stands in a forest
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December 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I was about to start wrapping gifts and then the tv remote disappeared. This was my designated watch stranger things time too!
Something about going to the gym and exerting myself physically makes me realize how emotionally drained I am.
a little girl looking out of a window with the word feelings written in red
ALT: a little girl looking out of a window with the word feelings written in red
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December 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Something about going to the gym and exerting myself physically makes me realize how emotionally drained I am.
I believe in grace and mercy. Thus there is never a reason to judge another person…
Unless they load the dishwasher like a Stevie wonder impersonator!
The way some people load the dishwasher completely baffles me!
Unless they load the dishwasher like a Stevie wonder impersonator!
The way some people load the dishwasher completely baffles me!
a man says it is truly bewildering on a netflix ad
ALT: a man says it is truly bewildering on a netflix ad
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December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I believe in grace and mercy. Thus there is never a reason to judge another person…
Unless they load the dishwasher like a Stevie wonder impersonator!
The way some people load the dishwasher completely baffles me!
Unless they load the dishwasher like a Stevie wonder impersonator!
The way some people load the dishwasher completely baffles me!
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I'm a little late to this, but let's get back to what old-Twitter was all about and #ShareYourWishlist ❤️🎄
(drop yours in comments for me!)
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
(drop yours in comments for me!)
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm a little late to this, but let's get back to what old-Twitter was all about and #ShareYourWishlist ❤️🎄
(drop yours in comments for me!)
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
(drop yours in comments for me!)
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Forced to work all day and take care of an aging mother, but destined to play banjo, read books and pet cats
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Forced to work all day and take care of an aging mother, but destined to play banjo, read books and pet cats
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
I find it crazy when people say that pets shouldn’t sleep in your bed…I mean what did this adorable gift from God ever do to not have the privilege of sleeping in my bed?
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I find it crazy when people say that pets shouldn’t sleep in your bed…I mean what did this adorable gift from God ever do to not have the privilege of sleeping in my bed?
I’m afraid the cats are causing trouble in the kitchen, but it is there kitchen anyway
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m afraid the cats are causing trouble in the kitchen, but it is there kitchen anyway
Nothing like feeling like you want to break down and cry, but knowing that the second you do that your mother will call and ask you to take her to the bathroom for the 50th time.
a little girl is crying and smiling while wearing a blue jacket and a plaid shirt .
ALT: a little girl is crying and smiling while wearing a blue jacket and a plaid shirt .
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December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Nothing like feeling like you want to break down and cry, but knowing that the second you do that your mother will call and ask you to take her to the bathroom for the 50th time.
I know that right now more than ever I need to focus on self care. I never consider the question what do I want. As I’m sitting here pondering that as I drink my coffee it dawned on me that maybe the answer to my happiness problem is right in front of me
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I know that right now more than ever I need to focus on self care. I never consider the question what do I want. As I’m sitting here pondering that as I drink my coffee it dawned on me that maybe the answer to my happiness problem is right in front of me
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
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Guys I need more of you to join in.
1. Make a wishlist
2. Post it with #ShareYourWishlist
3. If you can, make someone else's day by sending some Christmas/holiday cheer. (Optional, but highly recommended, as it's the best part.)
1. Make a wishlist
2. Post it with #ShareYourWishlist
3. If you can, make someone else's day by sending some Christmas/holiday cheer. (Optional, but highly recommended, as it's the best part.)
Come one, come all, it's happening again....
It's the best time of year: #ShareYourWishlist season!
Be sure to spread the joy and let yourself be blessed too!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
It's the best time of year: #ShareYourWishlist season!
Be sure to spread the joy and let yourself be blessed too!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Guys I need more of you to join in.
1. Make a wishlist
2. Post it with #ShareYourWishlist
3. If you can, make someone else's day by sending some Christmas/holiday cheer. (Optional, but highly recommended, as it's the best part.)
1. Make a wishlist
2. Post it with #ShareYourWishlist
3. If you can, make someone else's day by sending some Christmas/holiday cheer. (Optional, but highly recommended, as it's the best part.)
I talk to friends who say their marriage is like a partnership and I felt so alone in my marriage that my response is like that of king George in Hamilton, "I wasn't aware that was something a person could do."
a man with a crown on his head says i wasn 't aware that was something a person could do ..
ALT: a man with a crown on his head says i wasn 't aware that was something a person could do ..
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December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I talk to friends who say their marriage is like a partnership and I felt so alone in my marriage that my response is like that of king George in Hamilton, "I wasn't aware that was something a person could do."