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MY ELBOWS ARE UP, MY GLOVES ARE OFF. ❤️🇨🇦❤️
@vancouvergeek.bsky.social who ever pitched "NO TEARS" has never watched a single episode of Câlice. Sorry, I mean, Caillou.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ah yes, saving Nigerian and Venezuelan Christians has always been the prime objective of America The Good. 🙄
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This was never, ever, not going to happen.
And (intentionally unidentifiable) Jack is what happens when a steady diet of propaganda has sex with an education focused on passing tests instead of comprehension and critical thinking. Bless his earnest heart, he's Winston and I hope he meets his Julia.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Well. I'd say "that escalated quickly", but, again... This was ALWAYS the plan. 😒
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I honestly can't believe this shit is real. I mean, I CAN, because I'm old enough to remember covefe, so I guess what I can't believe is that this insane, embarrassing, profoundly unintelligent, septuagenarian FELON was elected a 2nd time.
Except, sadly, that's not exactly true either...
#EMIGRATE
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Media 🧵

Please stop asking this question. It's not friendly conversation making. Whether you're aware or not, whether you accept it or not, it's othering and therefore it's dangerous.

Fin.
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
In fact exactly the opposite precedent was set when Ford pardoned Nixon. The US Supreme Court now seems convinced a POTUS actually CAN'T be imprisoned, and it's the most reckless thing I've seen a court do. Besides Citizens United, of course... 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ask and ye shall receive!
NOTES:
1. I usually cook in metric but 1oz Bakers squares were the perfect unit. I've read that's changed & this works best with the highest quality white you can find.
2. Don't be afraid of the quinoa. This will honestly be among the best chocolate cakes you've ever had!
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Also fun that Sock Puppet went on a blocking rampage!
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ugh, I don't know what happened to my second screen shot above, but here it is again...
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Here's the TL;DR from Chauncey Devaga's "Sorry, Trump Isn't a Lame Duck (yet)" @ Salon....
www.salon.com/2025/12/02/s...
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think you were arguing with a sock puppet.
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
First comment read, and I thank you for it; I thought I was in Upside Down World. Jack, here's a starting place to fill in the gaps from your high school civics classes that regurgitate propaganda instead of teaching you facts.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Bare Naked Ladies ref had me chokin' on my pint, bud.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That photo is the Reason Chris Buck's photo essay for O magazine exists.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Y'all have been in bed since shortly after WWII for exactly the reason we all think it is. #AmericaFirst

TL;DR from Wikipedia:
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Afghanis? Remember Sikhs getting mowed down just outside of temple in WI, or Balbir Sodhi murdered in AZ in the aftermath of 911, because, all brown folks are ☪️ and all ☪️s are terrorists? I'm not confident the "patriots" you mention can tell (or care) the diff between 🇱🇧, 🇦🇫, 🇮🇳, 🇵🇰, 🇱🇰, and 🇮🇷.

TL;DR
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
None of this is a coincidence.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A reminder from @salon.com...
#EMIGRATE.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I love how you said "them"! Her vet did a home visit, and said she'd never seen a living funeral for a dog. It was gorgeous & heartbreaking. I live in 🇨🇦 they're all in 🇦🇺. I spent only 2 months in person with Ivy & was looking forward to snuggles during my Jan'26 trip before diagnosis.
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Sister's baby was helped to sleep last week: 5 yo, osteosarcoma. After a life of a rigid diet tailored for an active Wolfhound, her funeral party had her fave peeps all bring her treats - chicken wings, steak, an ice cream cone, you name it. She thought she'd died & gone to heaven. Then she did.
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
....is Throwback Thursday still a thing?
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM