David Banuelos
@banderhoos.bsky.social
Electric bassist, Seattle sports lifer, and radical leftist athiest. CisHet, he/him, vehement ally.
Matthew Stafford will likely win the league MVP, and Puka Nacua will probably take home the OPOY.
And they'll have plenty of time to shine those trinkets while they watch the Super Bowl.
#GoHawks
And they'll have plenty of time to shine those trinkets while they watch the Super Bowl.
#GoHawks
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Matthew Stafford will likely win the league MVP, and Puka Nacua will probably take home the OPOY.
And they'll have plenty of time to shine those trinkets while they watch the Super Bowl.
#GoHawks
And they'll have plenty of time to shine those trinkets while they watch the Super Bowl.
#GoHawks
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Taunting.....what a sad, soft bullshit rule.
God forbid someone show a shred of emotion after making a play in a conference championship game!
#GoHawks
God forbid someone show a shred of emotion after making a play in a conference championship game!
#GoHawks
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Taunting.....what a sad, soft bullshit rule.
God forbid someone show a shred of emotion after making a play in a conference championship game!
#GoHawks
God forbid someone show a shred of emotion after making a play in a conference championship game!
#GoHawks
NFC Championship 1st half review:
The Darnold doubters are looking fairly stupid at the moment.
The Rams offense remains a formidable force.
Bracing for an epic 2nd half, and the looming possibility of watching that damn Malcolm Butler play on a loop for two weeks.
Let's get it!
#GoHawks
The Darnold doubters are looking fairly stupid at the moment.
The Rams offense remains a formidable force.
Bracing for an epic 2nd half, and the looming possibility of watching that damn Malcolm Butler play on a loop for two weeks.
Let's get it!
#GoHawks
January 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
NFC Championship 1st half review:
The Darnold doubters are looking fairly stupid at the moment.
The Rams offense remains a formidable force.
Bracing for an epic 2nd half, and the looming possibility of watching that damn Malcolm Butler play on a loop for two weeks.
Let's get it!
#GoHawks
The Darnold doubters are looking fairly stupid at the moment.
The Rams offense remains a formidable force.
Bracing for an epic 2nd half, and the looming possibility of watching that damn Malcolm Butler play on a loop for two weeks.
Let's get it!
#GoHawks
The dipshittery never ends....
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The dipshittery never ends....
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STAR TREK HAS GONE WOKE!
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
STAR TREK HAS GONE WOKE!
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
I've had all day to get nervous about this game, and I'm still not sweating the 49ers at all.
No disrespect. Shanahan is CoTY, I'm fully sold on Purdy, Trent's back, and CMC is a future HoF.
I just think my guys are better.
Should be a good one.
#GoHawks
No disrespect. Shanahan is CoTY, I'm fully sold on Purdy, Trent's back, and CMC is a future HoF.
I just think my guys are better.
Should be a good one.
#GoHawks
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I've had all day to get nervous about this game, and I'm still not sweating the 49ers at all.
No disrespect. Shanahan is CoTY, I'm fully sold on Purdy, Trent's back, and CMC is a future HoF.
I just think my guys are better.
Should be a good one.
#GoHawks
No disrespect. Shanahan is CoTY, I'm fully sold on Purdy, Trent's back, and CMC is a future HoF.
I just think my guys are better.
Should be a good one.
#GoHawks
It's a beautiful and sunny 64 degrees in Billings, MT on January 14th.
We've had maybe 5 snowy days this winter.
It's almost like the climate is changing....
We've had maybe 5 snowy days this winter.
It's almost like the climate is changing....
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It's a beautiful and sunny 64 degrees in Billings, MT on January 14th.
We've had maybe 5 snowy days this winter.
It's almost like the climate is changing....
We've had maybe 5 snowy days this winter.
It's almost like the climate is changing....
Lol....this is some next level bullshit.
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Lol....this is some next level bullshit.
Puke Nacua is so good at football that I'm starting to think he's on PEDs.
He's also a fucking puke, so that's how I'm spelling his name from here on out.
I don't see the Panthers keeping this one close.
#LARvsCAR
#WildCardWeekend
He's also a fucking puke, so that's how I'm spelling his name from here on out.
I don't see the Panthers keeping this one close.
#LARvsCAR
#WildCardWeekend
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Puke Nacua is so good at football that I'm starting to think he's on PEDs.
He's also a fucking puke, so that's how I'm spelling his name from here on out.
I don't see the Panthers keeping this one close.
#LARvsCAR
#WildCardWeekend
He's also a fucking puke, so that's how I'm spelling his name from here on out.
I don't see the Panthers keeping this one close.
#LARvsCAR
#WildCardWeekend
One of the first victims of the gestapo was Franciszek Honiok.
The Nazis killed him as part of a false flag op to justify invading Poland.
Our own burgeoning secret pol-ICE just murdered an American on camera.
I'm genuinely horrified by what might be next.
#ReneeGood
The Nazis killed him as part of a false flag op to justify invading Poland.
Our own burgeoning secret pol-ICE just murdered an American on camera.
I'm genuinely horrified by what might be next.
#ReneeGood
Gleiwitz incident - Wikipedia
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January 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
One of the first victims of the gestapo was Franciszek Honiok.
The Nazis killed him as part of a false flag op to justify invading Poland.
Our own burgeoning secret pol-ICE just murdered an American on camera.
I'm genuinely horrified by what might be next.
#ReneeGood
The Nazis killed him as part of a false flag op to justify invading Poland.
Our own burgeoning secret pol-ICE just murdered an American on camera.
I'm genuinely horrified by what might be next.
#ReneeGood
Reposted by David Banuelos
“God damn them all.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
“God damn them all.”
Reposted by David Banuelos
Haven't posted a great deal about what's happening in Minnesota because I'm trying to keep in the deadline zone rather than spinning out for three days in a rage, but obviously that was murder and equally obviously our fascist government is spinning hard to pretend it was anyone's fault but theirs.
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Haven't posted a great deal about what's happening in Minnesota because I'm trying to keep in the deadline zone rather than spinning out for three days in a rage, but obviously that was murder and equally obviously our fascist government is spinning hard to pretend it was anyone's fault but theirs.
Reposted by David Banuelos
Mark Kelly is a patriot.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Mark Kelly is a patriot.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
I'll say this for social climbing, semi-talented narcissists: their nerve is fucking limitless.
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I'll say this for social climbing, semi-talented narcissists: their nerve is fucking limitless.
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Interesting illegal af looking motion from Kittle on this drive.
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Interesting illegal af looking motion from Kittle on this drive.
The #49ers O hasn't seen a top-10 scoring D since the Rams destroyed them
Their defense gave up 20+ to Ward, Brissett, and Rivers
They gave up 31 to Chicago, and won because the Bears D is a joke
The #Seahawks are 2nd in scoring D and scoring O.
And a lot of ppl picking the Niners to win...wild
Their defense gave up 20+ to Ward, Brissett, and Rivers
They gave up 31 to Chicago, and won because the Bears D is a joke
The #Seahawks are 2nd in scoring D and scoring O.
And a lot of ppl picking the Niners to win...wild
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Reposted by David Banuelos
There’s a reason the political right wants to keep people dumb.
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There’s a reason the political right wants to keep people dumb.
December 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SEA @ CAR 1st half review:
Ugly half for both offenses, particularly the QBs.
Uglier half for the refs, who missed two blatant personal fouls--one of which injured Shaheed.
The Hawks aren't going to hang on to the 1-seed if this offense doesn't give their balls a tug.
#GoHawks
Ugly half for both offenses, particularly the QBs.
Uglier half for the refs, who missed two blatant personal fouls--one of which injured Shaheed.
The Hawks aren't going to hang on to the 1-seed if this offense doesn't give their balls a tug.
#GoHawks
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
SEA @ CAR 1st half review:
Ugly half for both offenses, particularly the QBs.
Uglier half for the refs, who missed two blatant personal fouls--one of which injured Shaheed.
The Hawks aren't going to hang on to the 1-seed if this offense doesn't give their balls a tug.
#GoHawks
Ugly half for both offenses, particularly the QBs.
Uglier half for the refs, who missed two blatant personal fouls--one of which injured Shaheed.
The Hawks aren't going to hang on to the 1-seed if this offense doesn't give their balls a tug.
#GoHawks