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I am the stone that the builder refused.
A²+B²=C² is a lot of squares for triangle math.
Father. Pagan. Witch.

Patience. Understanding. Love. Peace.
The only gang signs I throw..✌️🫶🤙🤘✊🤟
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February 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Well, it's not THE job, but it's A job and I start Monday at 9 am..
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
See what I mean?
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I'd wager that Mr Rogers would bump that Wu Tang, Killer Bee, pollen soaked, Protect Ya Neck shit..
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This house is a House of Bast
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I told my one friend yesterday not to overthink something and my other friend said he only underthinks everything 😂
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
My cat WILL ninja kick you if you try and fuck around.
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Ah neat! Turns out, I'm allergic to the only weed I could find in my armpit city.. it's really good, but feels like I'm bong ripping straight up like, bags of allergies and sneezes..

Allergies accompanied with bagpipes.

Definitely a Sativa. Just what I needed before bed..🙄
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I just did this because not all four "feet" of the cutting board were touching the countertop at the same time and it triggered me.. leaving the microwave with time on the clock on read, and pieces on the board that aren't positioned exactly square also send me into a frenzy..
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Be sure that you compromise..
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I NEED WEED!!
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Watching Beetlejuice Beetlejuice again in honor of Catherine.. Rest in Power, Queen..🕯️💔
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Blessed Imbolc
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Made a nightmare satchel yesterday for a neighborhood woman. Gave it to her today. Goddesses speed..
January 29, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Cumin and cinnamon go sooo good together
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
BULLS ON PARADE!!
January 28, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I have two feet and four socks.. what am I?

I'm fucking cold.
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Because no one's ready to deal with us..
January 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The Northern Lights jussst peeking in Scranton.. courtesy of my dad..
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Snow came.. 🙄🥶
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Round 3 - Complete!
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January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
@carrolinequinn.bsky.social
Kindly fuck off with your countless bot accounts. I will continue to block and report them.
January 24, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Why does Tubi have Candyman 2 and 3, but not the original? That's stupid
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Now, time for some good news for once.. I am now an officially, state licensed pharmacy technician trainee.. 🏆
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Oh yeah? You cute, right, grabbing my tail? Yeah? How bout I just do some diarrhea real quick all over your whole everything?
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@tiktok #duet w/ @uncdan14 Enjoy your #day #hippo #hippopotamus #cheetah #funny #chase #fail
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January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM