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MyLastSoberDuck
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NO MEANS NO!
NO messages unless from close friends. Mentions of “Bitcoin” or the equivalent will get you blocked. No Solicitors. Telling me of your love for Jesus will get you nowhere. Possession of ducks, otters, or baby goats a +, possibly mandatory.
😨😢☹️😕😐😶🤭😀😃😅😂
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Huh.

Thought you and Bunzy had ventured into robotics, for a sec, there.
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Couchplay World Tour…featuring the hits from their new album:

Live Cushion Pushin
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ah, Kaitlin Bennett. Famous for crapping herself in college and adding another stripe to the American Flag…
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
With a bit of help, yeah…
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’ve been alive a long time and I’ve never been told to avoid talking about politics or religion. I HAVE been told my entire life to avoid those topics at the dinner table.
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The current Gate Keeper …
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
JD Vance’s favorite movie…
November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
😂🦆❤️
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
😂😨😱
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
VD Vance: Say, Erika…do you mind putting THIS on for our date?
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Actual Lincoln Bathroom:
(Please do not return used cobs to the basket)
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Our O so brave ICE officers are somehow too cowardly to wear badges or show their faces.
Ah, well. At least it will be fairly easy to track them down when it finally comes time to try them as criminal swine.
Just take the standard LE protective vest and make them try it on. If it doesn’t fit, = ICE.
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Does my heart good to see you, Sherry.
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Eggs get laid.

Ducks get PAID. 🦆❤️🍒
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
⬇️
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He’ll be right there as soon as he can remember who borrowed his tricycle…
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Next you’ll be hating on him for his Social Security tattoo, that he picked up during his combat tour in Petaluma…
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don’t.

Downsize it. Leave behind a ballroom of utterly minuscule proportions, nigh on microscopic. So that the American people will always have it to mock, a minument to the Moron Messiah, the man with the balls to match the room…
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I remember back when you could tell someone was cool by the stickers on their car. (And by ”cool” I mean “did drugs”)
KOME (Don’t touch that dial…it’s got KOME on it!) or KSJO.
Or, for the more rural stoners, or the just generally weird, KFAT.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM