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His enemy halted again, facing him, and the weedsmoke about it reached out like two vast wings.
your ongoing reinterpretation of The Santa Clause fascinates onlookers
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So true!!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
UN
LIMITED
ANIME
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you don't think billionaires are villains now, in late 2025, you are either too self-isolated to be commenting on this or straightforwardly an enemy of most of humanity. This isn't even a socialism thing! They have all lost their minds! They want feudalism and they want you to help build it!
The right would have you think tbe poor and immigrants are villains. The left, billionaires. What if the actual problem is normal middle class people want bad things
It would be nice if classic villains were why progress is slow but the story rarely works out so nicely. Billionaires aren’t why homes are expensive, or why we can’t build a subway, or why no one wants solar panels built near them
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
goondolences
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"So all credit to her success; nevertheless, it’s an interesting cultural and political phenomenon." is Pundit for "Her substack is more popular than mine and I'm so angry I could swallow my own tongue." Man's so pissed off he's using semicolons!
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
white guys love calling nonwhite guys white guys. i diagnose you with a medical case of psychology
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oregon has had a similar law for thirty years and no such slippage has eventuated
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
posted this when scalia went
Scrooge - Thank You Very Much
YouTube video by MrChristmasClips
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December 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
i don't want to shock anyone, but perhaps this british substacker has ulterior motives for wanting the left around again. now that he's all alone with the hard right and they've started kicking *him* instead.
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
just remembered the initial "...not!" construction, like the thing that Borat was referencing because it was long dead
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
>looks inside
>it's menus
>yay
>yaaaaay~
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
some of the teen slang is good. i'm still mad at "cringe" and "based" in their most degenerate permutations though, although i think that might have been us??? our fault????
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM