fischlure
@ballsonrye.bsky.social
mother, father, chinese dentist
[guy who thinks people with big butts take larger poops than people with small butts]: damn shakira probably firing off some huge dookers!
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
[guy who thinks people with big butts take larger poops than people with small butts]: damn shakira probably firing off some huge dookers!
[in the most Massachusetts accent you've ever heard] c'mon bahbie let's go pahty
June 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
[in the most Massachusetts accent you've ever heard] c'mon bahbie let's go pahty
ants that can fly... "flying ants" so to speak... glad no such thing exists. don't think i could deal with it mentally, given the economy and such
April 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
ants that can fly... "flying ants" so to speak... glad no such thing exists. don't think i could deal with it mentally, given the economy and such
started calling TP "poop paper" and pretty sure this is how i will end up in a shallow grave
February 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
started calling TP "poop paper" and pretty sure this is how i will end up in a shallow grave
having to poop shortly after taking a shower<<<<<<<
February 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
having to poop shortly after taking a shower<<<<<<<
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people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
stuck on toilet while plane is landing
January 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
stuck on toilet while plane is landing
big missed opportunity by nintendo not calling it the Switch tU. woulda been a slam dunk.
January 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
big missed opportunity by nintendo not calling it the Switch tU. woulda been a slam dunk.
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I am a picking eater, and man, my taste bubs went off the roof.
December 2, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I am a picking eater, and man, my taste bubs went off the roof.
hawk tuah the polls (hop to the polls)
October 30, 2024 at 7:52 PM
hawk tuah the polls (hop to the polls)
songs about phunking by big black eyed peas
July 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
songs about phunking by big black eyed peas
they're called "drum Phils" because of Phil Collins
October 10, 2023 at 1:20 AM
they're called "drum Phils" because of Phil Collins
tfw you watch ep 5 of the excellent secret base Vikings docuseries hope it gets better @jonbois.bsky.social
August 31, 2023 at 7:36 AM
tfw you watch ep 5 of the excellent secret base Vikings docuseries hope it gets better @jonbois.bsky.social
"Dinner supper" should be a thing just like "soda pop".
August 19, 2023 at 6:19 PM
"Dinner supper" should be a thing just like "soda pop".
I simply cannot respect anyone who refers to dinner as "supper" or soda as "pop". Those people are not to be trusted. People that call it "soda pop"? Sociopaths.
August 19, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I simply cannot respect anyone who refers to dinner as "supper" or soda as "pop". Those people are not to be trusted. People that call it "soda pop"? Sociopaths.
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hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
August 18, 2023 at 11:25 PM
hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
Took a dooker that looked like a stone henge (singular)
August 19, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Took a dooker that looked like a stone henge (singular)
saw a critter running down the sidewalk across the street last night, asked myself "cat or raccoon?" and concluded that it was none of my business
July 22, 2023 at 2:31 PM
saw a critter running down the sidewalk across the street last night, asked myself "cat or raccoon?" and concluded that it was none of my business
When I was in 7th grade a kid at the lunch table said he bought the new Creed CD but that he had to use a fake ID to buy it because there was a parental warning advisory on it
July 12, 2023 at 2:21 AM
When I was in 7th grade a kid at the lunch table said he bought the new Creed CD but that he had to use a fake ID to buy it because there was a parental warning advisory on it
fireworks? more like firewokes! the darn things have gone woke. too many colors
July 1, 2023 at 9:42 PM
fireworks? more like firewokes! the darn things have gone woke. too many colors
