Ballroom Jam
@ballroomjam.bsky.social
Mainly Fantasy Premier League stuff.
Best FPL finish 1819 in the 18/19 season.
FPL ID for the 25/26 season 366785.
It's possible to send me DMs but I can't read them as I won't be doing the age verification.
Best FPL finish 1819 in the 18/19 season.
FPL ID for the 25/26 season 366785.
It's possible to send me DMs but I can't read them as I won't be doing the age verification.
If the ministers are controlled by Israel then their moral duty is to gather evidence and whistleblow.
Not much point in having security services who take their orders from traitors.
LFI have made war criminals of every taxpayer in the UK.
Not much point in having security services who take their orders from traitors.
LFI have made war criminals of every taxpayer in the UK.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If the ministers are controlled by Israel then their moral duty is to gather evidence and whistleblow.
Not much point in having security services who take their orders from traitors.
LFI have made war criminals of every taxpayer in the UK.
Not much point in having security services who take their orders from traitors.
LFI have made war criminals of every taxpayer in the UK.
#FPL
GW12:
43 pts
OR: 2M33 up to 2M26
Just made safety score for a small green arrow.
FTs of Lacroix & Rice worked well. Timber only other score above 3. Got away with a lack of MUN.
Quite likely to Triple Captain Haaland v LEE next GW. Hoping that'll give a bit of an OR boost.
GW12:
43 pts
OR: 2M33 up to 2M26
Just made safety score for a small green arrow.
FTs of Lacroix & Rice worked well. Timber only other score above 3. Got away with a lack of MUN.
Quite likely to Triple Captain Haaland v LEE next GW. Hoping that'll give a bit of an OR boost.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
#FPL
GW12:
43 pts
OR: 2M33 up to 2M26
Just made safety score for a small green arrow.
FTs of Lacroix & Rice worked well. Timber only other score above 3. Got away with a lack of MUN.
Quite likely to Triple Captain Haaland v LEE next GW. Hoping that'll give a bit of an OR boost.
GW12:
43 pts
OR: 2M33 up to 2M26
Just made safety score for a small green arrow.
FTs of Lacroix & Rice worked well. Timber only other score above 3. Got away with a lack of MUN.
Quite likely to Triple Captain Haaland v LEE next GW. Hoping that'll give a bit of an OR boost.
Change to the starting line up last night. Semenyo moved from bench to XI. Ndiaye XI to bench.
All @djstaffs1.bsky.social 's fault if it goes wrong. (joking - I take full responsibility).
All @djstaffs1.bsky.social 's fault if it goes wrong. (joking - I take full responsibility).
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Change to the starting line up last night. Semenyo moved from bench to XI. Ndiaye XI to bench.
All @djstaffs1.bsky.social 's fault if it goes wrong. (joking - I take full responsibility).
All @djstaffs1.bsky.social 's fault if it goes wrong. (joking - I take full responsibility).
#FPL
GW12:
3 FTs available.
Gabriel & Anthony out.
Lacroix & Rice in
Woltemade stays for the moment despite the lure of Thiago.
Might not have done Rice move if Semenyo had been 100%
Capt Haaland
GW12:
3 FTs available.
Gabriel & Anthony out.
Lacroix & Rice in
Woltemade stays for the moment despite the lure of Thiago.
Might not have done Rice move if Semenyo had been 100%
Capt Haaland
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
#FPL
GW12:
3 FTs available.
Gabriel & Anthony out.
Lacroix & Rice in
Woltemade stays for the moment despite the lure of Thiago.
Might not have done Rice move if Semenyo had been 100%
Capt Haaland
GW12:
3 FTs available.
Gabriel & Anthony out.
Lacroix & Rice in
Woltemade stays for the moment despite the lure of Thiago.
Might not have done Rice move if Semenyo had been 100%
Capt Haaland
I know quite a few people from Walthamstow. None of them support genocide or anti-immigrant shit stirring. People don't tend to vote for MPs on local issues. Maybe she could have a go at being a local councillor if she's good on potholes.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I know quite a few people from Walthamstow. None of them support genocide or anti-immigrant shit stirring. People don't tend to vote for MPs on local issues. Maybe she could have a go at being a local councillor if she's good on potholes.
My GW rank was so bad last week, couldn't handle it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My GW rank was so bad last week, couldn't handle it.
Fuck me, is that the best example you could come up with?
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Fuck me, is that the best example you could come up with?
Just the childish insults then. OK
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just the childish insults then. OK
That's welcome.
But let's not pretend that the rise in racism has nothing to do with labour's consistent dehumanisation of Palestinians and suppression of those voices who oppose that.
But let's not pretend that the rise in racism has nothing to do with labour's consistent dehumanisation of Palestinians and suppression of those voices who oppose that.
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That's welcome.
But let's not pretend that the rise in racism has nothing to do with labour's consistent dehumanisation of Palestinians and suppression of those voices who oppose that.
But let's not pretend that the rise in racism has nothing to do with labour's consistent dehumanisation of Palestinians and suppression of those voices who oppose that.
#FPL
GW11:
23 points
OR: 1M52 down to 2M33
Awful week. Gameweek rank so bad LiveFPL don't display it.
Blanks all round except for assist for Woltemade and a goal for Haaland, whose points counted against me.
2 missed penalties and Virgil's goal disallowed.
Cap Mateta fail but 4th best pts (2)
GW11:
23 points
OR: 1M52 down to 2M33
Awful week. Gameweek rank so bad LiveFPL don't display it.
Blanks all round except for assist for Woltemade and a goal for Haaland, whose points counted against me.
2 missed penalties and Virgil's goal disallowed.
Cap Mateta fail but 4th best pts (2)
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
#FPL
GW11:
23 points
OR: 1M52 down to 2M33
Awful week. Gameweek rank so bad LiveFPL don't display it.
Blanks all round except for assist for Woltemade and a goal for Haaland, whose points counted against me.
2 missed penalties and Virgil's goal disallowed.
Cap Mateta fail but 4th best pts (2)
GW11:
23 points
OR: 1M52 down to 2M33
Awful week. Gameweek rank so bad LiveFPL don't display it.
Blanks all round except for assist for Woltemade and a goal for Haaland, whose points counted against me.
2 missed penalties and Virgil's goal disallowed.
Cap Mateta fail but 4th best pts (2)
#FPL
GW11:
Rolled 2 FTs.
Virgil & Gakpo stay in first XI despite the tough fixture and doubts if G starts.
Captain Mateta.
There'll be 3 FTs available for GW12. Likely a CRY DEF coming in but there are many routes to that.
GW11:
Rolled 2 FTs.
Virgil & Gakpo stay in first XI despite the tough fixture and doubts if G starts.
Captain Mateta.
There'll be 3 FTs available for GW12. Likely a CRY DEF coming in but there are many routes to that.
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
#FPL
GW11:
Rolled 2 FTs.
Virgil & Gakpo stay in first XI despite the tough fixture and doubts if G starts.
Captain Mateta.
There'll be 3 FTs available for GW12. Likely a CRY DEF coming in but there are many routes to that.
GW11:
Rolled 2 FTs.
Virgil & Gakpo stay in first XI despite the tough fixture and doubts if G starts.
Captain Mateta.
There'll be 3 FTs available for GW12. Likely a CRY DEF coming in but there are many routes to that.
#FPL
GW10:
89 pts
OR 2M37 up to 1M52
Decent green arrow. Triple ARS DEF/GK did well with new addition Timber. Mateta too, Woltemade not so much.
Caicedo got DC & bonus at the end. Ndiaye showing his value again. He can stay until AFCON.
MCI v LIV next GW - might not use a FT.
GW10:
89 pts
OR 2M37 up to 1M52
Decent green arrow. Triple ARS DEF/GK did well with new addition Timber. Mateta too, Woltemade not so much.
Caicedo got DC & bonus at the end. Ndiaye showing his value again. He can stay until AFCON.
MCI v LIV next GW - might not use a FT.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
#FPL
GW10:
89 pts
OR 2M37 up to 1M52
Decent green arrow. Triple ARS DEF/GK did well with new addition Timber. Mateta too, Woltemade not so much.
Caicedo got DC & bonus at the end. Ndiaye showing his value again. He can stay until AFCON.
MCI v LIV next GW - might not use a FT.
GW10:
89 pts
OR 2M37 up to 1M52
Decent green arrow. Triple ARS DEF/GK did well with new addition Timber. Mateta too, Woltemade not so much.
Caicedo got DC & bonus at the end. Ndiaye showing his value again. He can stay until AFCON.
MCI v LIV next GW - might not use a FT.
#FPL
5 players down and all got returns for 43 points. Great start. Let's see if Gakpo & Virgil can follow it up. Caicedo getting the extra DEFCON in the last couple of minutes and gets the 2 BPS too.
5 players down and all got returns for 43 points. Great start. Let's see if Gakpo & Virgil can follow it up. Caicedo getting the extra DEFCON in the last couple of minutes and gets the 2 BPS too.
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
#FPL
5 players down and all got returns for 43 points. Great start. Let's see if Gakpo & Virgil can follow it up. Caicedo getting the extra DEFCON in the last couple of minutes and gets the 2 BPS too.
5 players down and all got returns for 43 points. Great start. Let's see if Gakpo & Virgil can follow it up. Caicedo getting the extra DEFCON in the last couple of minutes and gets the 2 BPS too.
I thought denying a goalscoring opportunity was a red card offence. BBC reporter disagrees.
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I thought denying a goalscoring opportunity was a red card offence. BBC reporter disagrees.
This band was pretty good too
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This band was pretty good too
#FPL
3 transfers made from 4 available.
OUT:
VdV, Joao Pedro & Gyok
IN:
Timber
Woltemade
Mateta
Stuck with plan A
All my ARS eggs in the DEF/GK basket
Only 1 CRY player for now
No MUN
Hanging onto 2 x LIV. Apart from GW11, fixtures good and if they improve, VVD & Gakpo will be part of that.
3 transfers made from 4 available.
OUT:
VdV, Joao Pedro & Gyok
IN:
Timber
Woltemade
Mateta
Stuck with plan A
All my ARS eggs in the DEF/GK basket
Only 1 CRY player for now
No MUN
Hanging onto 2 x LIV. Apart from GW11, fixtures good and if they improve, VVD & Gakpo will be part of that.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
#FPL
3 transfers made from 4 available.
OUT:
VdV, Joao Pedro & Gyok
IN:
Timber
Woltemade
Mateta
Stuck with plan A
All my ARS eggs in the DEF/GK basket
Only 1 CRY player for now
No MUN
Hanging onto 2 x LIV. Apart from GW11, fixtures good and if they improve, VVD & Gakpo will be part of that.
3 transfers made from 4 available.
OUT:
VdV, Joao Pedro & Gyok
IN:
Timber
Woltemade
Mateta
Stuck with plan A
All my ARS eggs in the DEF/GK basket
Only 1 CRY player for now
No MUN
Hanging onto 2 x LIV. Apart from GW11, fixtures good and if they improve, VVD & Gakpo will be part of that.
#FPL
GW10 transfer dilemmas. 4 FTs available, 0.6 ITB
Definitely OUT:
JP (had him 4 games, 0 returns 0.07 xG total)
Gyok - (4 games, 0 returns, better value ARS available)
Def IN:
Mateta
Timber
Possible FWD in Wolte or Thiago ( T more ITB for elsewhere)
Prob DEF out VdV, want to keep Virgil.
GW10 transfer dilemmas. 4 FTs available, 0.6 ITB
Definitely OUT:
JP (had him 4 games, 0 returns 0.07 xG total)
Gyok - (4 games, 0 returns, better value ARS available)
Def IN:
Mateta
Timber
Possible FWD in Wolte or Thiago ( T more ITB for elsewhere)
Prob DEF out VdV, want to keep Virgil.
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
#FPL
GW10 transfer dilemmas. 4 FTs available, 0.6 ITB
Definitely OUT:
JP (had him 4 games, 0 returns 0.07 xG total)
Gyok - (4 games, 0 returns, better value ARS available)
Def IN:
Mateta
Timber
Possible FWD in Wolte or Thiago ( T more ITB for elsewhere)
Prob DEF out VdV, want to keep Virgil.
GW10 transfer dilemmas. 4 FTs available, 0.6 ITB
Definitely OUT:
JP (had him 4 games, 0 returns 0.07 xG total)
Gyok - (4 games, 0 returns, better value ARS available)
Def IN:
Mateta
Timber
Possible FWD in Wolte or Thiago ( T more ITB for elsewhere)
Prob DEF out VdV, want to keep Virgil.
#FPL
GW9:
40 points
OR: 1M95 down to 2M36
Can't say I was unlucky with Van de Ven - he was last sub.
Blanks from the entire MID & FWD lines.
20 pts from Gabriel, Raya & Senesi, 20 pts from all the rest. 23 for VDV 😔
4 FTs for GW10 - 3 likely to be used. Wolte, Mateta, Timber/Munoz?
GW9:
40 points
OR: 1M95 down to 2M36
Can't say I was unlucky with Van de Ven - he was last sub.
Blanks from the entire MID & FWD lines.
20 pts from Gabriel, Raya & Senesi, 20 pts from all the rest. 23 for VDV 😔
4 FTs for GW10 - 3 likely to be used. Wolte, Mateta, Timber/Munoz?
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
#FPL
GW9:
40 points
OR: 1M95 down to 2M36
Can't say I was unlucky with Van de Ven - he was last sub.
Blanks from the entire MID & FWD lines.
20 pts from Gabriel, Raya & Senesi, 20 pts from all the rest. 23 for VDV 😔
4 FTs for GW10 - 3 likely to be used. Wolte, Mateta, Timber/Munoz?
GW9:
40 points
OR: 1M95 down to 2M36
Can't say I was unlucky with Van de Ven - he was last sub.
Blanks from the entire MID & FWD lines.
20 pts from Gabriel, Raya & Senesi, 20 pts from all the rest. 23 for VDV 😔
4 FTs for GW10 - 3 likely to be used. Wolte, Mateta, Timber/Munoz?
October 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
#FPL
GW9:
4 FTs available. Reijnders to Caicedo - a bit short on money for Enzo but Caicedo's fine.
Giving JP & Gyok another fixture before deciding who goes for Woltemade.
If Gabriel doesn't play, Esteve off the bench isn't bad.
GW9:
4 FTs available. Reijnders to Caicedo - a bit short on money for Enzo but Caicedo's fine.
Giving JP & Gyok another fixture before deciding who goes for Woltemade.
If Gabriel doesn't play, Esteve off the bench isn't bad.
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#FPL
GW9:
4 FTs available. Reijnders to Caicedo - a bit short on money for Enzo but Caicedo's fine.
Giving JP & Gyok another fixture before deciding who goes for Woltemade.
If Gabriel doesn't play, Esteve off the bench isn't bad.
GW9:
4 FTs available. Reijnders to Caicedo - a bit short on money for Enzo but Caicedo's fine.
Giving JP & Gyok another fixture before deciding who goes for Woltemade.
If Gabriel doesn't play, Esteve off the bench isn't bad.
Who wants to listen to you, a racist islamopobic c***?
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Who wants to listen to you, a racist islamopobic c***?
#FPL
GW8:
88 points with Bench Boost
OR: 3M54 up to 1M95
Big green arrow. Had been 6M after GW5. 15 pts from BB is fine.
The BUR guys did well with cap Haaland, Gabriel, Gakpo & Raya. Pedro & Gyokeres is a classic form v fixtures conundrum. Woltemade is on the radar.
GW8:
88 points with Bench Boost
OR: 3M54 up to 1M95
Big green arrow. Had been 6M after GW5. 15 pts from BB is fine.
The BUR guys did well with cap Haaland, Gabriel, Gakpo & Raya. Pedro & Gyokeres is a classic form v fixtures conundrum. Woltemade is on the radar.
October 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#FPL
GW8:
88 points with Bench Boost
OR: 3M54 up to 1M95
Big green arrow. Had been 6M after GW5. 15 pts from BB is fine.
The BUR guys did well with cap Haaland, Gabriel, Gakpo & Raya. Pedro & Gyokeres is a classic form v fixtures conundrum. Woltemade is on the radar.
GW8:
88 points with Bench Boost
OR: 3M54 up to 1M95
Big green arrow. Had been 6M after GW5. 15 pts from BB is fine.
The BUR guys did well with cap Haaland, Gabriel, Gakpo & Raya. Pedro & Gyokeres is a classic form v fixtures conundrum. Woltemade is on the radar.