seltzer backwards is restless
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
seltzer backwards is restless
the amount of jesus freak that made tim tebow tim tebow is now, like, the standard level for an athlete in 2026
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
the amount of jesus freak that made tim tebow tim tebow is now, like, the standard level for an athlete in 2026
search your camera roll for “hell” and post results
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
search your camera roll for “hell” and post results
me, a percussionist who hates fishing:
i don’t fish but i can still castanet
i don’t fish but i can still castanet
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
me, a percussionist who hates fishing:
i don’t fish but i can still castanet
i don’t fish but i can still castanet
today somebody in my life said about a musician that quote “he’s on spotify now”. i think the average person is completely misunderstanding what spotify even is.
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
today somebody in my life said about a musician that quote “he’s on spotify now”. i think the average person is completely misunderstanding what spotify even is.
what if mecole hardman’s real name is cole hardman and he just talks like a caveman
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
what if mecole hardman’s real name is cole hardman and he just talks like a caveman
i fucking hate pooping its such a waste of time
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i fucking hate pooping its such a waste of time
im still waiting for my big break, as in i need to take a big break
September 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
im still waiting for my big break, as in i need to take a big break
sidestepping through my cluttered room like an nfl kicker setting up
September 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
sidestepping through my cluttered room like an nfl kicker setting up
weed makes me so confident, its like magic. if i see a girl and think she’s cute i just hit the pen and tell ‘er
September 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
weed makes me so confident, its like magic. if i see a girl and think she’s cute i just hit the pen and tell ‘er
new bit: telling people your girlfriend is “mature for her age” even though she’s like 32
September 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
new bit: telling people your girlfriend is “mature for her age” even though she’s like 32
you loved undertale, you’re enjoying deltarune, now get ready for the third installment:
nude alert
nude alert
August 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
you loved undertale, you’re enjoying deltarune, now get ready for the third installment:
nude alert
nude alert
wtf did they do to my comment
August 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
wtf did they do to my comment
bodies by drowning pool is actually about how to sufficiently store bees
“bee tin, what for?
can - take much more”
“bee tin, what for?
can - take much more”
August 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
bodies by drowning pool is actually about how to sufficiently store bees
“bee tin, what for?
can - take much more”
“bee tin, what for?
can - take much more”
the idea to do 9/11 on a tuesday was genius. give us a normal monday to lull us into a false sense of security for the week then BAM
August 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the idea to do 9/11 on a tuesday was genius. give us a normal monday to lull us into a false sense of security for the week then BAM
if a guy named roy albert was a professional poker player would they call him “casino roy al”
August 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
if a guy named roy albert was a professional poker player would they call him “casino roy al”
“i watched my grandpa say penis” is one of the greatest misheard lyrics ever, because it’s really not that absurd. there are probably plenty of people out there who have watched their grandpa say penis, maybe even more people than the real lyric “i watched my grandpa save pennies”
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“i watched my grandpa say penis” is one of the greatest misheard lyrics ever, because it’s really not that absurd. there are probably plenty of people out there who have watched their grandpa say penis, maybe even more people than the real lyric “i watched my grandpa save pennies”
liquid IV hit the white community like crack in the 80s
July 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
liquid IV hit the white community like crack in the 80s
render unto daddy what is daddy’s
July 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
render unto daddy what is daddy’s
fucked a rich trans GILF i told her ‘nan, tuck it’
July 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
fucked a rich trans GILF i told her ‘nan, tuck it’