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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️
@baladria.bsky.social
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Egyptologist ⛏writer ✍️ archaeogamer 🎮 39 👵🏻 OFMD 🏴‍☠️
- Egyptian OFMD art & essays
- Please Let Me Hold You 🌵🦉

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I told my mom I want to make my own jeans and asked if she could teach me to use her 35 year old sewing machine. Instead she got me a new one and a craft table to go with it 😱🤯 So I guess I have to sew more than just jeans now 🤣
Photograph of a sewing machine on top of a craft table, with boxes of thread and other notions on the shelves.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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The other day, the gc brought up "gray sweatpants season," and I was reminded of the early chapters of Please Let Me Hold You when Ed wears gray sweatpants on his livestream and Stede experiments with the eggplant emoji... #ofmd #ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/606381...
Screenshot of an excerpt of a fanfiction titled Please Let Me Hold You. Text reads: Chat: “it’s great baby” and “not looking at the plants babe. lookin at the sweatpants lol 🍆” and “thought I was the only one hahahaha 🍆” and “dude what? of course you’re not the only one” and “literally all of us are looking at the sweatpants 🤣” and “is @stede looking at the sweatpants? 🍆🍆🍆🍆” and “most important question of the evening” His phone was vibrating. Stede scratched his head wondering if this was some kind of inside joke and decided to play along, because maybe he would learn through experience. stede: I guess so? I mean, I can see that Ed is wearing sweatpants. They look grey on my screen. stede: 🍆. Ed roared with laughter, bent over on his desk with one hand clutching his belly. Stede’s phone seemed to be vibrating at the speed of light. Chat: “FUCKING HELL” and “he did it!!!!” and “oh god yes this is the best thing i’ve seen in my whole life” and “🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆” and “the eggplant oh my GOD” and “WAIT do you guys see he put a whole PERIOD after the eggplant” and “🍆.” and “…… 💀💀💀💀💀” and “I am deceased 🤣” and “I can’t believe he is real” and “this absolute BEAN” and “I just squirted sprite out of my nose and I’m in pain but I can’t stop laughing” and “my mom is yelling at me to shut up because I’m laughing too loud lol” and “PERIOD” and “eggplants are complete sentences now”
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Progress on sweater #2! I can’t wait to see the wool magic that supposedly happens when you block it and all those weird bits where the increases happened stop being weird. I hope that’s not a myth! The wool claims to be worsted. It is not. So I went up a couple sizes in the pattern to accommodate
Photograph of a green sweater in process of being knitted
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Oh we’re doing cute ones now?

Continue the cute selfie train if you wish.

Lemme see if I have any that I qualify as cute 🤔. This one is cute because of Mewatalli (the cat). He elevates the cuteness of everything.
Photo of a white brunette woman in an orange shirt holding a white cat with heterochromatic eyes of yellow and blue
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Omg it’s here!!! Perfect for storing all my new yarn. When I finally got employed a couple weeks ago, I treated myself to this tote bag. Thank you @sambaschutte.bsky.social! Sadly I can’t attend the baking class, but I’m glad I was able to contribute by ordering this! 🤩
Photograph of a tote bag featuring two skulls above crossbones and below a heart, surrounded by OFMD symbols, and at the bottom is the text “Tender as Hell”
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I had to start over because I forgot to change needles and I misunderstood the instructions about when to make the 3rd increase 😂😂😂 One day o will have this sweater…
Photograph of a ribbed collar of a green sweater in progress of being knitted.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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This book is Izzy-coded #OFMD
Photograph of a children’s book titled “The Teeny Weeny Unicorn” by Shawn Harris. The cover shows a tiny pink unicorn standing on a plant
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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So, I put it into my mind to make my own clothes after being extremely disappointed by the trash bags that qualify as clothes in stores. I asked my mom to teach me to use her sewing machine from like 1992. Instead she bought a new one and now I’m like…well I guess I’ll be sewing a lot now 😂
Photograph of a brother brand sewing machine.
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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New stickers arrived!!! #OFMD logo in ancient Egyptian language & hieroglyphs & Egyptological transliteration ❤️ People who pre-order a deck of cards (linked below) will receive one of these. One day left to pre-order!!

ko-fi.com/s/ecd46d6be8
Round sticker with a black background and pink text in Egyptian hieroglyphs, Egyptological transliteration that reads “toot-en kheperet a’oo”, and English text that reads “our image manifests death”
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I began writing Please Let Me Hold You while still living in Egypt. It's now past midnight there, which means it's officially the 1st anniversary of our beloved cactus boys. Here's a WIP for the next chapter & a link to the fic. I'm feeling emotional. 🌵🦉. #OFMD

archiveofourown.org/works/606381...
Leaving Ed’s apartment Sunday night very nearly felt like the hardest thing Stede had ever had to do. They kissed slowly and deeply over and over at the door as though they’d never see each other again and that it was a goodbye for eternity, when really it was a goodbye until Friday night when they’d see each other again. They spent the weekend planning how to schedule themselves since they both had to return to work and Ed had long and late hours streaming, while Stede had to work with Mary about scheduling the family, and they decided that Ed would spend Friday and Saturday nights with Stede at his house. It was so disappointing to return to reality after a glorious week spent solely with Ed, navigating new feelings and activities, figuring out how to be in love and wading through feelings of fear that Stede couldn’t let go of just yet. Ed understood, somehow. Perhaps he even felt a little fear himself, as it was he who said that taking it slow like this was likely the best for them. Not to mention Ed was in a new frame of mind regarding his career and personal life, and his growth. Stede had a lot of catching up to do in that respect. He felt like a newborn as he began to learn more about himself by the hour, including how resilient he actually was when faced with the challenges of his new family dynamic and the empty house that came with it. And then he knew. He knew he was, at last, ready to “do everything”, as he’d referred to it. But he wanted it to be as special for Ed as it would be for him. It was the final push he needed to reclaim the master bedroom. He resolved to take off all of Friday, and start his day extra early to prepare for Ed’s arrival Friday night, as was their routine now. He wouldn’t let on there would be a change in plans. He scheduled laborers through Task Rabbit to help him move his bed upstairs while putting in orders for Instacart shoppers to pick up several pillow forms of various size and enough battery operated flickering candles to make the shipper ask if he were preparing a Satanic ritual. Meanwhile, during the week he left early from work to visit his favorite linens store where he picked up royal purple silk sheets, decorative pillow shams and accent pillow covers in shades of rich red, and a very exquisite and indulgent cashmere blanket with a paisley design in royal colors of green, blue and golden yellow. Stede would typically have considered the blanket a garish contrast to the purple sheets, but Ed looked so striking against these colors. He wanted to build Ed a veritable nest of softness and warmth that he could luxuriate in while Stede held him close and looked into his eyes, and fulfilled the desire that he’d stored so patiently. How divine he would look amid these fabrics, an ornament of Stede’s bed, pressed onto the soft mattress and pillows, skin glowing golden in the candlelight. Ideally, the candles would be real, but Stede preferred not to test fate, which would, with his luck, culminate with Stede and Ed sucking air in through an oxygen mask, wearing nothing but a foil emergency blanket, while an exasperated fireman lectured them about the dangers of unattended candles.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Progress of new sweater in wool!!
Photograph of a knit sweater in progress made with green wool yarn
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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The winner of the 3 keychain set is @chaoticreader.bsky.social YAY! 🥳 I'll be in touch!
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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We have the Egyptian OFMD winners! For the card deck, the winner is @adhdedteach.bsky.social 🥳 Many congrats! Let's be in touch! ❤️

Many thanks to everyone who submitted their name to the raffle! And most of all, thank you to the anonymous donor!
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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My back yard of the only pocket of the universe that does not get northern lights, possibly also drowned out by my neighbor’s stupid garage lights 🙄. Anyhow, I’m starting the wool sweater already, but a different pattern this time.
Photograph of a knit sweater in progress, showing the ribbing of the collar
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Sweater is done!!! It was very nice practice. I’m ready for wool now!! Should’ve made the sleeves longer and the neck is weird, but not bad for a first go, eh?
Photograph of a gray sweater with yellow, orange, and red stripes lying on a wooden floor Photo of a woman wearing a gray sweater with yellow, orange, and red stripes.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Ok so...I have grand plans to make a robe a la francaise of Stede's blue suit. But also, god damn it, these DIVAS from Versailles have me trying to source fabric so I can have these outfits too...I think I want to officially be a robe person. My brand of weird at Egyptology conferences...
Screenshot from the tv show Versailles showing the characters Philippe Duc d'Orleans and the Chevalier de Lorraine wearing a blue and blue & gold chinoiserie wrapping gown, respectively. Screenshot from the tv show Versailles showing the character Philippe Duc d'Orleans wearing a light blue brocade 17th century suit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Ugh I uploaded a PNG. The OFMD logo hieroglyphs sticker would be a circle
OFMD logo in hieroglyphs with Egyptological transliteration and English translation
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Sigh. So anyway. In case anyone's wondering what my fave card is, it's Jack! Everyone will get free stickers: Stede in battle jacket w/ words "Given strength forever and ever", Fish-Man Ed & Stede, & sluts flag in hieroglyphs. And is there interest in a #OFMD sticker in hieroglyphs?
Photograph of a trading card with OFMD character Calico Jack drawn in ancient Egyptian art style, and a sticker of Stede in ancient Egyptian art style wearing his yellow robe, a sticker of the sluts flag written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, and a sticker of Ed and Stede drawn as Mesopotamian fish men. Photograph of a trading card about OFMD character Calico Jack with a micro essay. Text reads: Calico Jack. Jack is dressed in a long, fringed robe worn by the Naharin, people of modern Syria, as shown in art of the New Kingdom that shows such people as captives, even when they were on good terms with Egypt. Jack is also wearing a necklace decorated with the hieroglyph for tooth. He carries an ankh, symbolizing life, and a nekhakha, or flail, which, together with the crook, was carried by the god Osiris, believed to be the first king. He was killed by his brother Seth--as gods are always in various stages of screwing each other over--chopped into pieces and strewn around Egypt. Goddess Isis gathered his pieces again, except for his penis, which was eaten by a fish. The flail was also carried by fertility god Amun-Min, typically shown with an erect penis. Jack is joined by several jars of beer, which was a nourishing staple food in Egypt." Also there is a sticker of Stede in ancient Egyptian art style wearing his yellow robe, a sticker of the sluts flag written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, and a sticker of Ed and Stede drawn as Mesopotamian fish men. Digital image of the Our Flag Means Death logo in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs with Egyptolological transliteration and English translation
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A sleeve!!

Definitely want a more streamlined fit than this so I’ll probably choose a different pattern for the next one and also try German short rows for better structure in the neck.

There are a few crappy looking parts on the back, so I won’t be showing the reverse 😂
Photograph of an in-progress hand-knitted sweater made of gray yarn with red, orange, and red stripes. One sleeve is missing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Repost of this chapter in Please Let Me Hold You when oblivious Stede makes a PPT presentation to convince Mary to let down bad Ed carve the Thanksgiving turkey & he shares it w/ Ed's livestream 🤣 #OFMD

Find all 7 slides and the chat's loud & crazy reaction here: archiveofourown.org/works/606381...
Slide from a powerpoint presentation showing hands carving a roast turkey. Text on a dark gray background reads "Turkey carver nomination Edward Teach" Slide from a powerpoint presentation with dark gray background. Heading text reads: Ed is talented with his fingers. Below this are three icons showing a video game controller in a yellow circle, a pair of scissors in an orange circle, and a spoon in a tan circle. Below the controller icon are the words "video game controller". Below the scissors icon are the words "knitting" and below the spoon icon are the words "tiny spoons for tea blends" Slide from a powerpoint presentation with dark gray background. Heading text reads: Ed is determined and accomplished. Below this are three icons showing a stack of books in a yellow square, a succulent plant in an orange square, and a ball of yarn stuck through with two knitting needles. Under the books icon the text reads "Completed the summer reading club and wrote 5 review essays of incredible length". Below the succulent icon the text reads "Successfully raised succulents from seed". Below the yarn ball icon the text reads "Knitted a scarf and doily (and currently a secret thing he won't show me)" Slide from a powerpoint presentation with dark gray background. Heading text reads: Concluding remarks. Below this are three icons showing a sword cleaved in rock, a yellow dress, and an orange smiley face. Below the sword icon the text reads "He's done a lot for this familu and he deserves the honour". Below the dress icon the text reads "Probably looks good in an apron". Below the smiley face icon the text reads "It would make him really happy."
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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We're going to have a bit of a stretch sans cactus boys updates because the next chapter will be big in lots of ways and it will take time, but I do have a #WIPWednesday for you... 🌵🎮🧶
Screenshot from an OFMD fanfic titled Please Let Me Hold You. Text reads: “Well then,” Stede began, playfully poking at the opening of Ed’s knitting bag. “What new project do you have going on?” Ed nervously shifted from foot to foot, averting his eyes shyly. “Yeah, I guess maybe I should ask you if it’s okay first. And not, like…weird.” “Oh, I don’t know. Weird has been pretty good for us so far.” Ed chuckled and glanced up at Stede before looking down again and fiddling with the straps of his knitting bag. “Yeah, suppose so. Well…I kinda had an idea to make something for Alma. And Louis, too, because I’d want to make something for both of them. But, I thought a sweater for Alma. Something inspired by Tangled, so pink and purple, maybe with flowers if Ruthie can teach me.” “You…want to knit something for my children?” Stede asked in wonder, feeling joyful tears appear in the corners of his eyes at the thought. Ed’s cheeks reddened and he continued to fidget with the bag. “Yeah, well, because Alma kinda had something to do with us finally getting together, and…I dunno…thought it might be nice.” Lucius snorted, earning a glare from both Ed and Stede. “No, okay, like, I promise I think that’s really cute and sweet. But if either of you are going to be knitting things for getting you together, I think you owe me an entire wardrobe at this point.” Stede rolled his eyes. “Ignore him. Oh, Ed, I’m so moved you want to make sweaters for my kids. Of course that’s not weird! And they both will love them so very much, I know it! What did you have in mind for Louis?” “Something with a dinosaur maybe? Does he like dinosaurs?” “Oh God,” Stede groaned. “Yes, he’s in a paleontology phase. Thank goodness I studied Latin so I can pronounce all the names when I read to him. His favorite is a stegosaurus, if that helps.” Screenshot from an OFMD fanfic titled Please Let Me Hold You. Text reads: Stede glanced over at Ed as he turned the page of his book, blinked, lowered his book, and stared while a stirring grew in his pajama bottoms. Ed, with his braided hair over one purple silk-covered shoulder, was wearing his glasses and focusing intently on his circular knitting needles that looks quite small in his hands. His tongue poked out in concentration as he knitted carefully with the petal pink yarn of what would become Alma’s new sweater. Overwhelming passion pulsed through Stede’s body; the domesticity of the man he loved sitting beside him in bed knitting, the sexiness of his glasses, the knowledge that Ed was dedicating effort, time, and skill to make something special for Stede’s child in quiet gratitude for her role in bringing the two of them together. He wanted to spring upon Ed and kiss him until he swooned in his arms like an old Hollywood starlet. Ed paused his knitting and glanced over at Stede, clearly having felt eyes upon him. “Uh, hey,” he said curiously. Stede could only nibble his lower lip in reply, earning confused blinking before Ed finally realized what was happening and a sly smile creeping across his face. “Is this doing something for you, love?” Stede nodded slowly and swallowed, bringing a wider grin to Ed’s lovely face. He settled the knitting project on his lap and asked huskily, “Well, you gonna do anything about it then?”
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Like so
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I’ve made it to the bottom! Now I just need to do 7cm of ribbing. I’ve decided I dislike ribbing because I dislike purl stitches. It’s annoying to bring the yarn forward and backward and I have to do this forever and I’m mad about it.
Photograph of a hand-knitted sweater in progress. It’s made of gray yarn with stripes of yellow, orange, and red.
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I find that it’s difficult, now, to enjoy a tv show unless there’s two idiot dudes I can obsessively ship together. Versailles, my current beloved. I’m on my rewatch already for these two disaster boyfriends 😂
Actors Alexander Vlahos as Philippe de France and Evan Williams as the Chevalier de Lorraine from the tv show Versailles
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Wow I’ve finally reached the red stripe! Soon I can start on the sleeves!
Photograph of a gray sweater with yellow, orange, and red stripes still in progress of being knitted.
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM