Sleipnir, is that you?

i have a Bit More than $5 and don't think any of my OCs would suit the vegication but I Really Wanna Help Borger You. should i still dm and see what we can work out? :0

I get called the Grinch bc I'm the only one who isn't rushing to decorate wheezes

Nov 5th is what we call Guy Fawkes Night/Bonfire Night where we light bonfires and set off fireworks in memory of Guy Fawkes being the fall guy for this conspiracy to commit treason against parliament. Just if anybody got curious about why then.

Totally not what I expected your voice to sound like, but I could listen to you talk for ages.

I'm from Scotland, so we don't have the whole thanksgiving thing, but istfg if certain members of my family could get away with it, they'd have the Christmas trees up from Nov 6th onwards.

i fell asleep holding my phone and i guess my unconscious mind had somd wisdom to share

this is actually amazing omg

I sent through what I could, I'm sorry that I couldn't send more. ):

that is to say I've been out as trans since i was a teenager but the desire to impregnate has only grown over time.

I'm on the opposite side of "world's most miserable teenage girl" to "31 year old who wants to put puppies in people"

Happy Birthday, there's still plenty of puppy years in you! All the more time to piss yourself and then be like "I'm just a puppy, I don't know any better!"

I'm so sorry to bother you, but I feel like I recognise this lil critter from somewhere but I can't put my finger on it. Are they from somewhere or am I just dumb and they're yours?

omg goodra is so nice in your style. would absolutely love to see more.

The person mistaking your belly for balls gave me a violent flashback to being, like, 13 and having an older teenager look me up and down while laughing and being like "nice dick"... Only I did end up being a trans guy.

On topic, tho, your pants really just said "Time to vacuum pack the booty!"

re-take