baja the hyena.
bajaafterdark.bsky.social
baja the hyena.
@bajaafterdark.bsky.social
30s. queer. he/they. scottish.
kink + vent account. cw: omorashi, watersports.

icon done by @sluppydoodles.bsky.social
Sleipnir, is that you?
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i have a Bit More than $5 and don't think any of my OCs would suit the vegication but I Really Wanna Help Borger You. should i still dm and see what we can work out? :0
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I get called the Grinch bc I'm the only one who isn't rushing to decorate wheezes
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Nov 5th is what we call Guy Fawkes Night/Bonfire Night where we light bonfires and set off fireworks in memory of Guy Fawkes being the fall guy for this conspiracy to commit treason against parliament. Just if anybody got curious about why then.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Totally not what I expected your voice to sound like, but I could listen to you talk for ages.

I'm from Scotland, so we don't have the whole thanksgiving thing, but istfg if certain members of my family could get away with it, they'd have the Christmas trees up from Nov 6th onwards.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i fell asleep holding my phone and i guess my unconscious mind had somd wisdom to share
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
this is actually amazing omg
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I sent through what I could, I'm sorry that I couldn't send more. ):
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
that is to say I've been out as trans since i was a teenager but the desire to impregnate has only grown over time.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'm on the opposite side of "world's most miserable teenage girl" to "31 year old who wants to put puppies in people"
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Happy Birthday, there's still plenty of puppy years in you! All the more time to piss yourself and then be like "I'm just a puppy, I don't know any better!"
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I'm so sorry to bother you, but I feel like I recognise this lil critter from somewhere but I can't put my finger on it. Are they from somewhere or am I just dumb and they're yours?
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
omg goodra is so nice in your style. would absolutely love to see more.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The person mistaking your belly for balls gave me a violent flashback to being, like, 13 and having an older teenager look me up and down while laughing and being like "nice dick"... Only I did end up being a trans guy.

On topic, tho, your pants really just said "Time to vacuum pack the booty!"
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Reposted by baja the hyena.
re-take
October 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM