No but you see it's great to wake up in the dark, put on lots of layers, get too hot on the tube, try to awkwardly take layers off so you don't die, put the layers back on to walk from the tube to the office, stay indoors all day, then walk back to the tube in the dark. It's cosy, Marie. COSY.

"The thing I like is when other people are upset"

Between that and the plastic champagne bottles, the Brexit lot were really bringing a level of class and sophistication to the nation’s alcoholism

Meanwhile, the number of spontaneous just-as-friends orgies has gone through the roof

I think everyone’s just disappointed that the Cool Pope won’t join their polycule

And that’s why you always carry a sword, to cut the episodes into manageable chunks 🗡️

I’m only a few episodes in but quite enjoying it so far! My wife likes it too, maybe more than the campaign proper as she sometimes struggles with CR’s long episodes

And that’s what we have Leon Kennedy for

Meanwhile a company that sells pork products can be called The Jolly Hog, and if that's not a misleading name for a business built around the slaughtering a chopping up of pigs, I don't know what is.

Gods, I love Gale so much.

They should start weird lies about Farage in the way that the right do about their opponents. I'll start:

Nigel Farage can only get sexually aroused by tossing off dogs in the back of a chip shop. That's why he wanted to become MP for Clacton, because of its wealth of chippies.

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing the American flag and carrying a big old bit of wood”

Note I say “on top form” not a “return to form” as I don’t think Khruangbin have ever put out a bad record. I hope they tour this one in the UK

I need him to analyse ring gear. Talk about which colour combinations are most flattering for one’s trunks in a formal setting such as, say, powerbombing one’s way to a world championship.

The old one was Jeremy Allen Shite, but now it looks Jeremy Allen Alright.

He’s hiding documents about him fucking kids, Dean.