so obviously fake. what are you doing

like no offense, i also like a lot of bad dumb things!

i've been shoveling half a block on my street for 3 years because the nice man a few houses down does that and i was following suit, but i don't want to anymore 🥲 now i feel like an asshole? snow is complicated

Its always funny how people are like "I can believe in a parallel hell-dimension full of monsters, but I draw the line at men who aren't terrible!".

And by 'funny' I mean I want to shove those people into the hell-dimension with the rest of the monsters

YAYYYY

i should know better. they have burned me before

THE DAY *IS* ENDED! I SHOULD BE IN BED WATCHING TV!

AAAAGHHHHHGHHHHHHH CMON

netflix should be paying mal and jo for hyping their content, why are they doing ads for target?!?!?!

the ringer please explain yourself

if they change the delivery time to tomorrow i will riot