1. why are your pretzels frozen
2. don't do it on a paper towel pls. use a plate and microwave for up to 1 minute at a time (but like 1:30 should be enough icl)

hmmm ill be there for longer once i move so maybe ill find some places to volunteer outside of just working and studying

okay maybe i need to read this

TRUTHHHH !!!!!! mayhaps i will send in a form in the next few days as a treat for my work contract ending >:D

literally have your comm form open rn debating on beckman or smoker

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.

👀!!!!!!