Michael Hock
@badshakespeare.bsky.social
Film lover and Writer. Words at Cracked, Points in Case, and Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine.
Whenever I hear complaints about Stranger Things taking too long to come out I think of this from the Simpsons.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Whenever I hear complaints about Stranger Things taking too long to come out I think of this from the Simpsons.
Put the David Hasselhoff version of Nick Fury in your next mulitverse movie, cowards.
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Put the David Hasselhoff version of Nick Fury in your next mulitverse movie, cowards.
Jon Chu has the chance to do the funniest thing in the next Wicked movie.
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Jon Chu has the chance to do the funniest thing in the next Wicked movie.
Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers
December 12, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers
Oh big shock he’s interested in a book about a small human looking creature that hates shoes and eats 10 times a day.
June 1, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Oh big shock he’s interested in a book about a small human looking creature that hates shoes and eats 10 times a day.
One day Randall Park and I will be friends. I know it.
January 7, 2024 at 6:09 PM
One day Randall Park and I will be friends. I know it.
And thus, Aquaman 2 ends the DCEU.
(I liked most of the DCEU, but I thought this was funny.)
(I liked most of the DCEU, but I thought this was funny.)
December 21, 2023 at 6:57 PM
And thus, Aquaman 2 ends the DCEU.
(I liked most of the DCEU, but I thought this was funny.)
(I liked most of the DCEU, but I thought this was funny.)
Decided to have some steak and eggs with a nice scotch.
December 10, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Decided to have some steak and eggs with a nice scotch.
Quick Thanksgiving hosting tip. If guest are overstaying their welcome, just put on the Menu. They’ll get the hint and you can enjoy your movie.
November 20, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Quick Thanksgiving hosting tip. If guest are overstaying their welcome, just put on the Menu. They’ll get the hint and you can enjoy your movie.
Fine! I’ll start meal prepping.
October 15, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Fine! I’ll start meal prepping.
Cheers, from the Pennsylvania Renaissance Festival!!
September 9, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Cheers, from the Pennsylvania Renaissance Festival!!
Her Meowjesty requests you move her little bowl of milk closer. She had a rough night of running across the room at full speed several times.
August 31, 2023 at 10:58 AM
Her Meowjesty requests you move her little bowl of milk closer. She had a rough night of running across the room at full speed several times.
The cat is out of and now on top of, the bag.
August 30, 2023 at 11:28 AM
The cat is out of and now on top of, the bag.
I knew this would happen if we let her read Stephen King novels
August 29, 2023 at 12:46 PM
I knew this would happen if we let her read Stephen King novels
They’re up to something… unsavory…
August 19, 2023 at 12:44 AM
They’re up to something… unsavory…