@badscientist97.bsky.social
Not actually bad at science, despite the implication of the handle. Check out https://letterboxd.com/contentiousc/ if you want to follow or discuss one of my hobbies.
With great commercials come great responsibility.
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
With great commercials come great responsibility.
So then Woke 3 will be meta, but the mouth-Breathers will just view that as irritating, and thus it comes full-circle?
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
So then Woke 3 will be meta, but the mouth-Breathers will just view that as irritating, and thus it comes full-circle?
Dick-stabbing: Winter Olympics Edition.
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Dick-stabbing: Winter Olympics Edition.
If ever there were a group eager to adopt the metric system, you'd think it'd be the penis-flight enthusiasts.
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
If ever there were a group eager to adopt the metric system, you'd think it'd be the penis-flight enthusiasts.
Heh, yeah, 3 mL is the volume of an entire insulin pen. Granted, things like Humira have a large volume for an active dose, but you're certainly not injecting those every day.
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Heh, yeah, 3 mL is the volume of an entire insulin pen. Granted, things like Humira have a large volume for an active dose, but you're certainly not injecting those every day.
Get their kids vaccinated, teach people critical thinking skills, have expectations that the government acts in the interest of as many citizens as possible. You know, the usual.
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Get their kids vaccinated, teach people critical thinking skills, have expectations that the government acts in the interest of as many citizens as possible. You know, the usual.
Upside to cleansing fire: asset forfeiture and seizure! Tax rate to 100%!
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Upside to cleansing fire: asset forfeiture and seizure! Tax rate to 100%!
I have no mic and I must scream.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I have no mic and I must scream.
They're scrotums. Pussies can take a pounding. They can't.
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
They're scrotums. Pussies can take a pounding. They can't.
Someone finally told him this wasn't a Christmas adventure.
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Someone finally told him this wasn't a Christmas adventure.
Knicks play at Toronto on Wednesday. Non-zero chance some real smooth-brained fuckery happens when he tries to re-enter the country.
January 27, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Knicks play at Toronto on Wednesday. Non-zero chance some real smooth-brained fuckery happens when he tries to re-enter the country.
Didn't create them, really; just microwaved a bunch of 80+ year old ones. That's how sad and pathetic they are.
January 23, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Didn't create them, really; just microwaved a bunch of 80+ year old ones. That's how sad and pathetic they are.
In other groundbreaking news, bear defecates in wooded area.
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
In other groundbreaking news, bear defecates in wooded area.
Not the typo being referred to.
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Not the typo being referred to.
Of wine, perhaps.
January 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Of wine, perhaps.
I read that as "with more excrement", but with the brownshirts in town, same difference!
January 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I read that as "with more excrement", but with the brownshirts in town, same difference!
I've bought in pretty heavily lately into the idea of "don't yuck someone else's yum" but yuck the Hell out of these disgusting bozos.
January 17, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I've bought in pretty heavily lately into the idea of "don't yuck someone else's yum" but yuck the Hell out of these disgusting bozos.
I think the kind of storytelling diversity I'm resistant to is the "Chewy is dead! No he's not! 3PO got erased! No he's fine! Palpatine is toast, no he's a ghost!" type, but what do I know, I've never spent billions to wreck the childhood memories of others.
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I think the kind of storytelling diversity I'm resistant to is the "Chewy is dead! No he's not! 3PO got erased! No he's fine! Palpatine is toast, no he's a ghost!" type, but what do I know, I've never spent billions to wreck the childhood memories of others.
Irony was his first death penalty victim.
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Irony was his first death penalty victim.
"What time is it??? Time for a revolution!"
"No, actually, it's Standard T--"
"Goddamnit, Gary!"
"No, actually, it's Standard T--"
"Goddamnit, Gary!"
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
"What time is it??? Time for a revolution!"
"No, actually, it's Standard T--"
"Goddamnit, Gary!"
"No, actually, it's Standard T--"
"Goddamnit, Gary!"
Vintage, antique, top-shelf. All the superlatives.
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Vintage, antique, top-shelf. All the superlatives.
Is there also a "things keep evolving into crab claws" rig?
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Is there also a "things keep evolving into crab claws" rig?
Oops, all spinnakers sounds like a good restaurant name.
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Oops, all spinnakers sounds like a good restaurant name.
Isn't that every week?
January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Isn't that every week?
The irony that ICE doesn't understand ice.
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The irony that ICE doesn't understand ice.