yes the post about wishing toys could make us happy instead made me cry, yes i mean it when i say that's the funniest angle she could have taken, what can i say i'm complicated

when i read another artist's site and they describe themselves very candidly and casually as interested in fucked up shit and btw you're gonna see fucked up shit lol i feel this intense pang of like. bro what the fuck. what was i doing trying to wiggle around and perform a Responsible Threat Display

you get it

hired

i just think it would help!!

oh, she just showed up!! we dropped in on a public lobby last night, lol.

ye, been playin with pals

lesbian meat bag if you're reading this somehow it was an honor slash i had a blast getting the tar beaten out of me for like three hours, taking one off you was the high point of my week

you think this is some kind of "post"? no i LIVED this

excellent news!!

big spins big wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congratulations!! could be better, could be worse. probably the most comfortable scale of human lifespan extension!!

who here is brave enough to Spin

(everyone screams in excitement for the 1/1000 jackpot)