President Weesey of A.R.S.E HQ, G.O. Jail ---/\ she/her
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18 OUAT, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
I know where my towel is, I'm not gonna smeggin panic
Ok, Who dumped this blue box in my way?
Mind how you go
Don't bother!
For A.R.S.E see X
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More: Food,Seaglass&RobWilkins
18 OUAT, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
I know where my towel is, I'm not gonna smeggin panic
Ok, Who dumped this blue box in my way?
Mind how you go
Don't bother!
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
No, this is Bilducky.
That other one...is...something else.
That other one...is...something else.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No, this is Bilducky.
That other one...is...something else.
That other one...is...something else.
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WATCHING THIS on Netflix
Matthew Rhys
It's VERY good, and I'm only on the first episode!
Also just realised, it has Claire Danes who, correct me if I am wrong, played the star in Stardust?
WATCHING THIS on Netflix
Matthew Rhys
It's VERY good, and I'm only on the first episode!
Also just realised, it has Claire Danes who, correct me if I am wrong, played the star in Stardust?
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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WATCHING THIS on Netflix
Matthew Rhys
It's VERY good, and I'm only on the first episode!
Also just realised, it has Claire Danes who, correct me if I am wrong, played the star in Stardust?
WATCHING THIS on Netflix
Matthew Rhys
It's VERY good, and I'm only on the first episode!
Also just realised, it has Claire Danes who, correct me if I am wrong, played the star in Stardust?
Like dis?
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Like dis?
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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No. 1996
Sgt Deisenburger stared at the black & purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly, especially if it was ever used in the preparation of food.
The telephone gave him nothing but static. He'd been told not to leave his post. His wound from Nam
No. 1996
Sgt Deisenburger stared at the black & purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly, especially if it was ever used in the preparation of food.
The telephone gave him nothing but static. He'd been told not to leave his post. His wound from Nam
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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No. 1996
Sgt Deisenburger stared at the black & purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly, especially if it was ever used in the preparation of food.
The telephone gave him nothing but static. He'd been told not to leave his post. His wound from Nam
No. 1996
Sgt Deisenburger stared at the black & purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly, especially if it was ever used in the preparation of food.
The telephone gave him nothing but static. He'd been told not to leave his post. His wound from Nam
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No. 1993
A little man in a dirty mackintosh kept pointing a finger at him and muttering, while a lady who looked slightly like his mother talked to him in urgent tones and kept interrupting herself in a different voice.
"*It really is vitally important that we are allowed to speak to whoever
No. 1993
A little man in a dirty mackintosh kept pointing a finger at him and muttering, while a lady who looked slightly like his mother talked to him in urgent tones and kept interrupting herself in a different voice.
"*It really is vitally important that we are allowed to speak to whoever
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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No. 1993
A little man in a dirty mackintosh kept pointing a finger at him and muttering, while a lady who looked slightly like his mother talked to him in urgent tones and kept interrupting herself in a different voice.
"*It really is vitally important that we are allowed to speak to whoever
No. 1993
A little man in a dirty mackintosh kept pointing a finger at him and muttering, while a lady who looked slightly like his mother talked to him in urgent tones and kept interrupting herself in a different voice.
"*It really is vitally important that we are allowed to speak to whoever
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No. 1989
His lips moved as he read it again, all the way from "The Lord Protector of the Common Wealth of Britain charges and demands", through the bit about commandeering all kindling, rope, and igniferous oils, right down to the signatures of the WA's first Lord Adjutant, Praise-Him-All-Ye-
No. 1989
His lips moved as he read it again, all the way from "The Lord Protector of the Common Wealth of Britain charges and demands", through the bit about commandeering all kindling, rope, and igniferous oils, right down to the signatures of the WA's first Lord Adjutant, Praise-Him-All-Ye-
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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No. 1989
His lips moved as he read it again, all the way from "The Lord Protector of the Common Wealth of Britain charges and demands", through the bit about commandeering all kindling, rope, and igniferous oils, right down to the signatures of the WA's first Lord Adjutant, Praise-Him-All-Ye-
No. 1989
His lips moved as he read it again, all the way from "The Lord Protector of the Common Wealth of Britain charges and demands", through the bit about commandeering all kindling, rope, and igniferous oils, right down to the signatures of the WA's first Lord Adjutant, Praise-Him-All-Ye-
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No. 1984
"I don't know, I rather liked them," said Pollution.
War reached inside another metal cabinet. This wasn't the way she'd expected things to be, she had to admit, but when she ran her fingers over and sometimes through the electronics there was a familiar feel. It was an echo of what
No. 1984
"I don't know, I rather liked them," said Pollution.
War reached inside another metal cabinet. This wasn't the way she'd expected things to be, she had to admit, but when she ran her fingers over and sometimes through the electronics there was a familiar feel. It was an echo of what
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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No. 1984
"I don't know, I rather liked them," said Pollution.
War reached inside another metal cabinet. This wasn't the way she'd expected things to be, she had to admit, but when she ran her fingers over and sometimes through the electronics there was a familiar feel. It was an echo of what
No. 1984
"I don't know, I rather liked them," said Pollution.
War reached inside another metal cabinet. This wasn't the way she'd expected things to be, she had to admit, but when she ran her fingers over and sometimes through the electronics there was a familiar feel. It was an echo of what
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No. 1983
relays, which fused under his touch, and then introduced a swathe of self-replicating viruses that whirred away on the electronic ether.
"I could really do without those bloody alarms," muttered Famine.
Death absent-mindedly snapped his fingers. A dozen klaxons gurgled and died.
No. 1983
relays, which fused under his touch, and then introduced a swathe of self-replicating viruses that whirred away on the electronic ether.
"I could really do without those bloody alarms," muttered Famine.
Death absent-mindedly snapped his fingers. A dozen klaxons gurgled and died.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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No. 1983
relays, which fused under his touch, and then introduced a swathe of self-replicating viruses that whirred away on the electronic ether.
"I could really do without those bloody alarms," muttered Famine.
Death absent-mindedly snapped his fingers. A dozen klaxons gurgled and died.
No. 1983
relays, which fused under his touch, and then introduced a swathe of self-replicating viruses that whirred away on the electronic ether.
"I could really do without those bloody alarms," muttered Famine.
Death absent-mindedly snapped his fingers. A dozen klaxons gurgled and died.
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No. 1982
he looked over Pollution's skinny shoulder.
WHAT ARE THOSE GLITTERY THINGS? he said, in the tones of one who knows he won't be able to understand the answer but wants to be seen to be taking an interest.
"Seven-segment LED displays," said the boy. He laid loving hands on a bank of
No. 1982
he looked over Pollution's skinny shoulder.
WHAT ARE THOSE GLITTERY THINGS? he said, in the tones of one who knows he won't be able to understand the answer but wants to be seen to be taking an interest.
"Seven-segment LED displays," said the boy. He laid loving hands on a bank of
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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No. 1982
he looked over Pollution's skinny shoulder.
WHAT ARE THOSE GLITTERY THINGS? he said, in the tones of one who knows he won't be able to understand the answer but wants to be seen to be taking an interest.
"Seven-segment LED displays," said the boy. He laid loving hands on a bank of
No. 1982
he looked over Pollution's skinny shoulder.
WHAT ARE THOSE GLITTERY THINGS? he said, in the tones of one who knows he won't be able to understand the answer but wants to be seen to be taking an interest.
"Seven-segment LED displays," said the boy. He laid loving hands on a bank of
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No. 1974
Humans act the same way.
No one stopped the four as they purposefully made their way into the long, low buildings under the forest of radio masts. No one paid any attention to them. Perhaps they saw nothing at all. Perhaps they saw what their minds were instructed to see, because the
No. 1974
Humans act the same way.
No one stopped the four as they purposefully made their way into the long, low buildings under the forest of radio masts. No one paid any attention to them. Perhaps they saw nothing at all. Perhaps they saw what their minds were instructed to see, because the
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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No. 1974
Humans act the same way.
No one stopped the four as they purposefully made their way into the long, low buildings under the forest of radio masts. No one paid any attention to them. Perhaps they saw nothing at all. Perhaps they saw what their minds were instructed to see, because the
No. 1974
Humans act the same way.
No one stopped the four as they purposefully made their way into the long, low buildings under the forest of radio masts. No one paid any attention to them. Perhaps they saw nothing at all. Perhaps they saw what their minds were instructed to see, because the
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No. 1972
government and could feel the language coming back to him.
"Sir, affirmative, sir," said the sergeant.
"Good man," said Famine, as the barrier was raised.
"You'll go a long way." He glanced at his watch. "Very shortly."
~~~
Sometimes human beings are very much like bees.
No. 1972
government and could feel the language coming back to him.
"Sir, affirmative, sir," said the sergeant.
"Good man," said Famine, as the barrier was raised.
"You'll go a long way." He glanced at his watch. "Very shortly."
~~~
Sometimes human beings are very much like bees.
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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No. 1972
government and could feel the language coming back to him.
"Sir, affirmative, sir," said the sergeant.
"Good man," said Famine, as the barrier was raised.
"You'll go a long way." He glanced at his watch. "Very shortly."
~~~
Sometimes human beings are very much like bees.
No. 1972
government and could feel the language coming back to him.
"Sir, affirmative, sir," said the sergeant.
"Good man," said Famine, as the barrier was raised.
"You'll go a long way." He glanced at his watch. "Very shortly."
~~~
Sometimes human beings are very much like bees.
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No. 1964
coming with us...?"
Dead adjusted his gauntlets.
THIS, he said firmly, IS A JOB FOR THE PROFESSIONALS.
~~~
Afterwards, Sgt Thomas A Deisenburger recalled events at the gate as having happened like this:
A large staff car drew up by the gate. It was sleek and official-looking although,
No. 1964
coming with us...?"
Dead adjusted his gauntlets.
THIS, he said firmly, IS A JOB FOR THE PROFESSIONALS.
~~~
Afterwards, Sgt Thomas A Deisenburger recalled events at the gate as having happened like this:
A large staff car drew up by the gate. It was sleek and official-looking although,
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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No. 1964
coming with us...?"
Dead adjusted his gauntlets.
THIS, he said firmly, IS A JOB FOR THE PROFESSIONALS.
~~~
Afterwards, Sgt Thomas A Deisenburger recalled events at the gate as having happened like this:
A large staff car drew up by the gate. It was sleek and official-looking although,
No. 1964
coming with us...?"
Dead adjusted his gauntlets.
THIS, he said firmly, IS A JOB FOR THE PROFESSIONALS.
~~~
Afterwards, Sgt Thomas A Deisenburger recalled events at the gate as having happened like this:
A large staff car drew up by the gate. It was sleek and official-looking although,
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No. 1963
THE GEOGRAPHY IS IMMATERIAL.
"Sorry, lord?"
IF ARMAGEDDON IS ANYWHERE, IT IS EVERYWHERE.
"That's right," said Famine, "we're not talking about a few square miles of scrub and goats any more."
There was another pause.
LET US GO.
War coughed. "It's just that I thought that...*he'd* be
No. 1963
THE GEOGRAPHY IS IMMATERIAL.
"Sorry, lord?"
IF ARMAGEDDON IS ANYWHERE, IT IS EVERYWHERE.
"That's right," said Famine, "we're not talking about a few square miles of scrub and goats any more."
There was another pause.
LET US GO.
War coughed. "It's just that I thought that...*he'd* be
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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No. 1963
THE GEOGRAPHY IS IMMATERIAL.
"Sorry, lord?"
IF ARMAGEDDON IS ANYWHERE, IT IS EVERYWHERE.
"That's right," said Famine, "we're not talking about a few square miles of scrub and goats any more."
There was another pause.
LET US GO.
War coughed. "It's just that I thought that...*he'd* be
No. 1963
THE GEOGRAPHY IS IMMATERIAL.
"Sorry, lord?"
IF ARMAGEDDON IS ANYWHERE, IT IS EVERYWHERE.
"That's right," said Famine, "we're not talking about a few square miles of scrub and goats any more."
There was another pause.
LET US GO.
War coughed. "It's just that I thought that...*he'd* be
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No. 1962
"Is that right? That's one big avocado."
"I think I went there once," said Pollution. "The old city of Megiddo. Just before it fell down. Nice place. Interesting royal gateway."
War looked at the greenness around them.
"Boy," she said, " did *we* take a wrong turning."
No. 1962
"Is that right? That's one big avocado."
"I think I went there once," said Pollution. "The old city of Megiddo. Just before it fell down. Nice place. Interesting royal gateway."
War looked at the greenness around them.
"Boy," she said, " did *we* take a wrong turning."
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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No. 1962
"Is that right? That's one big avocado."
"I think I went there once," said Pollution. "The old city of Megiddo. Just before it fell down. Nice place. Interesting royal gateway."
War looked at the greenness around them.
"Boy," she said, " did *we* take a wrong turning."
No. 1962
"Is that right? That's one big avocado."
"I think I went there once," said Pollution. "The old city of Megiddo. Just before it fell down. Nice place. Interesting royal gateway."
War looked at the greenness around them.
"Boy," she said, " did *we* take a wrong turning."
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No. 1961
Pennsylvania," said Pollution. "Or maybe it's Massachusetts, or one of them places. Lots of guys in heavy beards and seriously black hats."
"Nah," said Famine. "It's somewhere in Israel, I think."
MOUNT CARMEL.
"I thought that was where they grow avocados."
AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
No. 1961
Pennsylvania," said Pollution. "Or maybe it's Massachusetts, or one of them places. Lots of guys in heavy beards and seriously black hats."
"Nah," said Famine. "It's somewhere in Israel, I think."
MOUNT CARMEL.
"I thought that was where they grow avocados."
AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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No. 1961
Pennsylvania," said Pollution. "Or maybe it's Massachusetts, or one of them places. Lots of guys in heavy beards and seriously black hats."
"Nah," said Famine. "It's somewhere in Israel, I think."
MOUNT CARMEL.
"I thought that was where they grow avocados."
AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
No. 1961
Pennsylvania," said Pollution. "Or maybe it's Massachusetts, or one of them places. Lots of guys in heavy beards and seriously black hats."
"Nah," said Famine. "It's somewhere in Israel, I think."
MOUNT CARMEL.
"I thought that was where they grow avocados."
AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
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No. 1955
4 motorbikes swished to a halt a few hundred yards from the main gate. The riders switched off their engines and raised their helmet visors. Well, 3 of them did.
"I was rather hoping we would crash through the barriers," said War wistfully.
"That'd only cause trouble," said Famine.
No. 1955
4 motorbikes swished to a halt a few hundred yards from the main gate. The riders switched off their engines and raised their helmet visors. Well, 3 of them did.
"I was rather hoping we would crash through the barriers," said War wistfully.
"That'd only cause trouble," said Famine.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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No. 1955
4 motorbikes swished to a halt a few hundred yards from the main gate. The riders switched off their engines and raised their helmet visors. Well, 3 of them did.
"I was rather hoping we would crash through the barriers," said War wistfully.
"That'd only cause trouble," said Famine.
No. 1955
4 motorbikes swished to a halt a few hundred yards from the main gate. The riders switched off their engines and raised their helmet visors. Well, 3 of them did.
"I was rather hoping we would crash through the barriers," said War wistfully.
"That'd only cause trouble," said Famine.
I very beg your pardon??
Jail is still very much under the control of HRH and G.O. Jail.
Were you not a witness to the earlier lockdown, which I believe is still in place?
Or were you asleep.
Call yourself a radio station.
Jail is still very much under the control of HRH and G.O. Jail.
Were you not a witness to the earlier lockdown, which I believe is still in place?
Or were you asleep.
Call yourself a radio station.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I very beg your pardon??
Jail is still very much under the control of HRH and G.O. Jail.
Were you not a witness to the earlier lockdown, which I believe is still in place?
Or were you asleep.
Call yourself a radio station.
Jail is still very much under the control of HRH and G.O. Jail.
Were you not a witness to the earlier lockdown, which I believe is still in place?
Or were you asleep.
Call yourself a radio station.
To them, Jem, to them.
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
To them, Jem, to them.
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No. 1951
stomped the final stretch back into the village.
~~~
"Hoy!" shouted R P Tyler. "Young!"
Mr Young was in his front garden, sitting on his deck chair, smoking his pipe.
This had more to do with Deirdre's recent discovery of the menace of passive smoking and banning of smoking in the
No. 1951
stomped the final stretch back into the village.
~~~
"Hoy!" shouted R P Tyler. "Young!"
Mr Young was in his front garden, sitting on his deck chair, smoking his pipe.
This had more to do with Deirdre's recent discovery of the menace of passive smoking and banning of smoking in the
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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No. 1951
stomped the final stretch back into the village.
~~~
"Hoy!" shouted R P Tyler. "Young!"
Mr Young was in his front garden, sitting on his deck chair, smoking his pipe.
This had more to do with Deirdre's recent discovery of the menace of passive smoking and banning of smoking in the
No. 1951
stomped the final stretch back into the village.
~~~
"Hoy!" shouted R P Tyler. "Young!"
Mr Young was in his front garden, sitting on his deck chair, smoking his pipe.
This had more to do with Deirdre's recent discovery of the menace of passive smoking and banning of smoking in the
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No.1948
R P Tyler had to say something.
"Excuse me, young man," he said.
"Yes?"
*I mean, it's not the kind of thing you don't notice, your car being on fire*.
A tongue of flame licked across the charred dashboard.
"Funny weather we're having, isn't it??" he said, lamely.
"Is it?" said Crowley.
No.1948
R P Tyler had to say something.
"Excuse me, young man," he said.
"Yes?"
*I mean, it's not the kind of thing you don't notice, your car being on fire*.
A tongue of flame licked across the charred dashboard.
"Funny weather we're having, isn't it??" he said, lamely.
"Is it?" said Crowley.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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No.1948
R P Tyler had to say something.
"Excuse me, young man," he said.
"Yes?"
*I mean, it's not the kind of thing you don't notice, your car being on fire*.
A tongue of flame licked across the charred dashboard.
"Funny weather we're having, isn't it??" he said, lamely.
"Is it?" said Crowley.
No.1948
R P Tyler had to say something.
"Excuse me, young man," he said.
"Yes?"
*I mean, it's not the kind of thing you don't notice, your car being on fire*.
A tongue of flame licked across the charred dashboard.
"Funny weather we're having, isn't it??" he said, lamely.
"Is it?" said Crowley.
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No. 1947
and you're sitting in it without burning & incidentally it's red hot in places."
No.
Should he ask the man if he wanted him to phone the AA?
Instead he explained the route carefully, trying not to stare.
"That's terrific. Much obliged," said Crowley, as he began to wind up the window.
No. 1947
and you're sitting in it without burning & incidentally it's red hot in places."
No.
Should he ask the man if he wanted him to phone the AA?
Instead he explained the route carefully, trying not to stare.
"That's terrific. Much obliged," said Crowley, as he began to wind up the window.
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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No. 1947
and you're sitting in it without burning & incidentally it's red hot in places."
No.
Should he ask the man if he wanted him to phone the AA?
Instead he explained the route carefully, trying not to stare.
"That's terrific. Much obliged," said Crowley, as he began to wind up the window.
No. 1947
and you're sitting in it without burning & incidentally it's red hot in places."
No.
Should he ask the man if he wanted him to phone the AA?
Instead he explained the route carefully, trying not to stare.
"That's terrific. Much obliged," said Crowley, as he began to wind up the window.
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No. 1945
*Your car is on fire*.
No. Tyler just couldn't bring himself to say it. I mean, the man had to know that, didn't he? He was sitting in the middle of it. Possibly it was some kind of practical joke.
So instead he said, "I think you must have taken a wrong turn about a mile back.
No. 1945
*Your car is on fire*.
No. Tyler just couldn't bring himself to say it. I mean, the man had to know that, didn't he? He was sitting in the middle of it. Possibly it was some kind of practical joke.
So instead he said, "I think you must have taken a wrong turn about a mile back.
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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No. 1945
*Your car is on fire*.
No. Tyler just couldn't bring himself to say it. I mean, the man had to know that, didn't he? He was sitting in the middle of it. Possibly it was some kind of practical joke.
So instead he said, "I think you must have taken a wrong turn about a mile back.
No. 1945
*Your car is on fire*.
No. Tyler just couldn't bring himself to say it. I mean, the man had to know that, didn't he? He was sitting in the middle of it. Possibly it was some kind of practical joke.
So instead he said, "I think you must have taken a wrong turn about a mile back.
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No.1944
R P Tyler turned around.
There was a large once-black car on fire in the lane, and a man in sunglasses was leaning out of one window, saying thru the smoke, "I'm sorry, I've managed to get a little lost. Can you direct me to Lower Tadfield Airbase?" I know it's around here somewhere."
No.1944
R P Tyler turned around.
There was a large once-black car on fire in the lane, and a man in sunglasses was leaning out of one window, saying thru the smoke, "I'm sorry, I've managed to get a little lost. Can you direct me to Lower Tadfield Airbase?" I know it's around here somewhere."
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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No.1944
R P Tyler turned around.
There was a large once-black car on fire in the lane, and a man in sunglasses was leaning out of one window, saying thru the smoke, "I'm sorry, I've managed to get a little lost. Can you direct me to Lower Tadfield Airbase?" I know it's around here somewhere."
No.1944
R P Tyler turned around.
There was a large once-black car on fire in the lane, and a man in sunglasses was leaning out of one window, saying thru the smoke, "I'm sorry, I've managed to get a little lost. Can you direct me to Lower Tadfield Airbase?" I know it's around here somewhere."