shut it, you geezer.

"SPREAD OUT, PEOPLE! LOOK BIG!"

somewhere, an insurance company executive is screaming into a phone.

december 9, 2025:

rand paul discovers single-payer insurance.

the good news is that, like florida's nazi youth, they'll be unacceptable to out-of-state colleges and unemplyable in other states.

"yee haw! sieg heil, y'all!"

god, i hate texas nazis.

why smuggle? the don administration is giving them away.

in other words, keep making shit up and denigrating everyone who points out that you're a bunch of liars.

start calling it what it is:

a snuff film.

american zero.

just pump some iron.

it'll work itself out.

maybe he should go [expletive deleted] with a rusty propeller.

with all due respect, secretary reich, this is a kakistocracy.

huh.

when president obama touted low unemployment numbers toward the end of his second term, the teabaggers said it was because people had quit looking for jobs.

i told the zeroes you said hi. everyone misses you, but understands why you left and are sympathetic.

bobroberston said to tell you that you've been fired. :)

we're doing okay, Jack. 2025 has been a shit show, but we're going to weather it.

you should consider bellingham, WA, if you haven't. it's a large-medium-sized college town with good services and infrastructure. and it has easy access to ocean, rivers, forests, and mountains.

(and canada.)

is anyone really surprised?

we're talking about a "movement" whose deepest thinker named his twitter account after cat shit.

"genocide jared" it is, then.

but somehow tens of millions of undocumented laborers managed to figure it out.