Great ideas, smart brain
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John Schneider aka THE global variable
I don’t know what it is but I can tell you what it ain’t: hugging
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I don’t know what it is but I can tell you what it ain’t: hugging
We don’t yet have the technology for a little battery in the microwave
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
We don’t yet have the technology for a little battery in the microwave
It’s actually impressive to be fucking the pivot to fascism up this badly when democrats are doing so little they might as well be helping
Go the judiciary, I guess?
Go the judiciary, I guess?
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
It’s actually impressive to be fucking the pivot to fascism up this badly when democrats are doing so little they might as well be helping
Go the judiciary, I guess?
Go the judiciary, I guess?
Someone’s got to
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Someone’s got to
Two things can be true
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Two things can be true
Yeah, dude, you got it in one
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Yeah, dude, you got it in one
It’s allowed to show off some syntax
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
It’s allowed to show off some syntax
Resolution is a similar mind poison
February 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Resolution is a similar mind poison
Try to grunt and moan on rhythm, I guess
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Try to grunt and moan on rhythm, I guess
They’re great shitposts, thanks for putting in the work
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
They’re great shitposts, thanks for putting in the work
His target demographic is the overlap between people who:
* Haven’t heard of Jesus
* Know what “salacious” means
* Like being yelled at through a megaphone
* Live near there
I choose to assume he’s talking to one specific guy he knows and everyone else is just collateral damage
* Haven’t heard of Jesus
* Know what “salacious” means
* Like being yelled at through a megaphone
* Live near there
I choose to assume he’s talking to one specific guy he knows and everyone else is just collateral damage
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
His target demographic is the overlap between people who:
* Haven’t heard of Jesus
* Know what “salacious” means
* Like being yelled at through a megaphone
* Live near there
I choose to assume he’s talking to one specific guy he knows and everyone else is just collateral damage
* Haven’t heard of Jesus
* Know what “salacious” means
* Like being yelled at through a megaphone
* Live near there
I choose to assume he’s talking to one specific guy he knows and everyone else is just collateral damage
As someone who enjoys first person, I am constantly barraged by this
If it isn’t obviously first person, it’s almost never first person
If it isn’t obviously first person, it’s almost never first person
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
As someone who enjoys first person, I am constantly barraged by this
If it isn’t obviously first person, it’s almost never first person
If it isn’t obviously first person, it’s almost never first person
They’re just hoping the decoy body cams will trick folks into not recording them
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
They’re just hoping the decoy body cams will trick folks into not recording them
I’m not watering my headphones you cannot make me
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I’m not watering my headphones you cannot make me
Riding dogs is inhumane, their backs aren’t strong enough to take vertical loads like that
What I propose is a tiny chariot with little spikes on the wheels and maybe some flames painted on it
What I propose is a tiny chariot with little spikes on the wheels and maybe some flames painted on it
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Riding dogs is inhumane, their backs aren’t strong enough to take vertical loads like that
What I propose is a tiny chariot with little spikes on the wheels and maybe some flames painted on it
What I propose is a tiny chariot with little spikes on the wheels and maybe some flames painted on it
Reposted by Great ideas, smart brain
Is Psych copaganda? If it is, I’m a bootlicker
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Is Psych copaganda? If it is, I’m a bootlicker
Is Psych copaganda? If it is, I’m a bootlicker
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Is Psych copaganda? If it is, I’m a bootlicker
You gotta learn to take more energy-dense steps
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
You gotta learn to take more energy-dense steps
I mean “legitimate” as “submitted by the Warhammer people”
I think it’s a stupid claim regardless of who submitted it
Warhammer doesn’t have a monopoly on depressing space content
I think it’s a stupid claim regardless of who submitted it
Warhammer doesn’t have a monopoly on depressing space content
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I mean “legitimate” as “submitted by the Warhammer people”
I think it’s a stupid claim regardless of who submitted it
Warhammer doesn’t have a monopoly on depressing space content
I think it’s a stupid claim regardless of who submitted it
Warhammer doesn’t have a monopoly on depressing space content
If you count it, Really Bad Chess is excellent
It’s chess with approximately balanced chess boards with randomized piece composition and placement
It forces you to engage with chess as a puzzle much more than as a memorization exercise like chess can so easily devolve into
It’s chess with approximately balanced chess boards with randomized piece composition and placement
It forces you to engage with chess as a puzzle much more than as a memorization exercise like chess can so easily devolve into
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 AM
If you count it, Really Bad Chess is excellent
It’s chess with approximately balanced chess boards with randomized piece composition and placement
It forces you to engage with chess as a puzzle much more than as a memorization exercise like chess can so easily devolve into
It’s chess with approximately balanced chess boards with randomized piece composition and placement
It forces you to engage with chess as a puzzle much more than as a memorization exercise like chess can so easily devolve into