Appalachian opossum 🩷💜💙
@backwoodsopossum.bsky.social
Howdy, Im just an unhinged opossum on the internet from southern Appalachia that rambles about random shit.
24
Mechanic
Anti-Fascist [quit jerking it to mein kampf]
Bi sexual.
Metalhead/Country boy
🔞18+ only🔞
24
Mechanic
Anti-Fascist [quit jerking it to mein kampf]
Bi sexual.
Metalhead/Country boy
🔞18+ only🔞
Pinned
Possum Hiss GIF
ALT: Possum Hiss GIF
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My boyfriend dragging my dumbass out of summit racing/harbor freight like:
Mother nature this weekend into monday beating the shit out of the southeastern US with a winter tornado outbreak 2 weeks ago and now a winterstorm:
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Mother nature this weekend into monday beating the shit out of the southeastern US with a winter tornado outbreak 2 weeks ago and now a winterstorm:
So apparently bluesky has a live feature, Idk if anyone would be able to handle my nonsense lmao
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
So apparently bluesky has a live feature, Idk if anyone would be able to handle my nonsense lmao
As a mechanic I can relate. Especially when my music switches to some new age BS.
LEMME ENJOY OZZY OSBOURNE WHILE I FIX MY SHITBOX DAMMIT!!! 😭💀
youtube.com/shorts/iDyPX...
LEMME ENJOY OZZY OSBOURNE WHILE I FIX MY SHITBOX DAMMIT!!! 😭💀
youtube.com/shorts/iDyPX...
why are we taking the transfer case bolts off #automotivetools #automobile #autofix
YouTube video by mechanic hunt
youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
As a mechanic I can relate. Especially when my music switches to some new age BS.
LEMME ENJOY OZZY OSBOURNE WHILE I FIX MY SHITBOX DAMMIT!!! 😭💀
youtube.com/shorts/iDyPX...
LEMME ENJOY OZZY OSBOURNE WHILE I FIX MY SHITBOX DAMMIT!!! 😭💀
youtube.com/shorts/iDyPX...
qtp with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🍿
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
qtp with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🍿
Reposted by Appalachian opossum 🩷💜💙
Reposted by Appalachian opossum 🩷💜💙
My boyfriend dragging my dumbass out of summit racing/harbor freight like:
Possum Hiss GIF
ALT: Possum Hiss GIF
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 PM
My boyfriend dragging my dumbass out of summit racing/harbor freight like:
Greenland didn’t just choose Denmark, They chose NATO.
Orange Hitler can call guys like me traitors for supporting NATO if they retaliate, But the NATO alliance ensures security for peace democracy freedom and stability. Something I will always stand for.
Never make peace with evil, Destroy it.
Orange Hitler can call guys like me traitors for supporting NATO if they retaliate, But the NATO alliance ensures security for peace democracy freedom and stability. Something I will always stand for.
Never make peace with evil, Destroy it.
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Greenland didn’t just choose Denmark, They chose NATO.
Orange Hitler can call guys like me traitors for supporting NATO if they retaliate, But the NATO alliance ensures security for peace democracy freedom and stability. Something I will always stand for.
Never make peace with evil, Destroy it.
Orange Hitler can call guys like me traitors for supporting NATO if they retaliate, But the NATO alliance ensures security for peace democracy freedom and stability. Something I will always stand for.
Never make peace with evil, Destroy it.
Can these federal dipshits knock it off with being trigger happy……
FOR 5 MINUTES?!
FOR 5 MINUTES?!
January 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Can these federal dipshits knock it off with being trigger happy……
FOR 5 MINUTES?!
FOR 5 MINUTES?!
Todd lyons looking at ts rn knowing the masks would not protect them from being doxxed:
January 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Todd lyons looking at ts rn knowing the masks would not protect them from being doxxed:
I always have people on FB sometimes calling me an idiot or saying thats the dumbest thing ever when i told them that i dont drive a car thats made by a company owned by a dude who hitler saluted and is a straight up nazi.
No surprise its all tesla dick riders.
No surprise its all tesla dick riders.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I always have people on FB sometimes calling me an idiot or saying thats the dumbest thing ever when i told them that i dont drive a car thats made by a company owned by a dude who hitler saluted and is a straight up nazi.
No surprise its all tesla dick riders.
No surprise its all tesla dick riders.
There’s times where my BI [Mostly into dudes] ass will legit make another dude blush by my southern accent and say I sound hot af.
Idk maybe I have that charisma in me that just lights a flame in anyone’s soul lol
Idk maybe I have that charisma in me that just lights a flame in anyone’s soul lol
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
There’s times where my BI [Mostly into dudes] ass will legit make another dude blush by my southern accent and say I sound hot af.
Idk maybe I have that charisma in me that just lights a flame in anyone’s soul lol
Idk maybe I have that charisma in me that just lights a flame in anyone’s soul lol
New years resolution [If i manage to atleast do 1]
Catch my first EF-4/EF-5 here in dixie alley, Nocturnal wise would be nightmare difficulty, Its already hard enough. As tachanka says "Rely on your senses not your tech"
Get my OBS chevy cummins build done.
Make sure the world doesnt go to shit.
Catch my first EF-4/EF-5 here in dixie alley, Nocturnal wise would be nightmare difficulty, Its already hard enough. As tachanka says "Rely on your senses not your tech"
Get my OBS chevy cummins build done.
Make sure the world doesnt go to shit.
January 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
New years resolution [If i manage to atleast do 1]
Catch my first EF-4/EF-5 here in dixie alley, Nocturnal wise would be nightmare difficulty, Its already hard enough. As tachanka says "Rely on your senses not your tech"
Get my OBS chevy cummins build done.
Make sure the world doesnt go to shit.
Catch my first EF-4/EF-5 here in dixie alley, Nocturnal wise would be nightmare difficulty, Its already hard enough. As tachanka says "Rely on your senses not your tech"
Get my OBS chevy cummins build done.
Make sure the world doesnt go to shit.
This right here! 💙🦅🇺🇸
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This right here! 💙🦅🇺🇸
Yknow i thought about moving to west virginia, Shits so damn desolated that i love it, Gettin tired of urbanization ffs.
Now that subhuman parasites called billionaires and tech bros have their eyes on the state..... I have no words rn, Just this.
Now that subhuman parasites called billionaires and tech bros have their eyes on the state..... I have no words rn, Just this.
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yknow i thought about moving to west virginia, Shits so damn desolated that i love it, Gettin tired of urbanization ffs.
Now that subhuman parasites called billionaires and tech bros have their eyes on the state..... I have no words rn, Just this.
Now that subhuman parasites called billionaires and tech bros have their eyes on the state..... I have no words rn, Just this.
The ICE i disrespect VS the ICE i respect.
[Plus ICEE slushies good as fuck and fuck you masked gestapo lmao]
[Plus ICEE slushies good as fuck and fuck you masked gestapo lmao]
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The ICE i disrespect VS the ICE i respect.
[Plus ICEE slushies good as fuck and fuck you masked gestapo lmao]
[Plus ICEE slushies good as fuck and fuck you masked gestapo lmao]
If you ever hear me play for whom the bell tolls by metallica, Remember that it signals 1 thing.
This going in this type of shit, Why? I'll get tired of listening to a 4 cylinder.... If it aint a honda or toyota 4 cylinder. That fuckers coming right out lmao.
This going in this type of shit, Why? I'll get tired of listening to a 4 cylinder.... If it aint a honda or toyota 4 cylinder. That fuckers coming right out lmao.
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If you ever hear me play for whom the bell tolls by metallica, Remember that it signals 1 thing.
This going in this type of shit, Why? I'll get tired of listening to a 4 cylinder.... If it aint a honda or toyota 4 cylinder. That fuckers coming right out lmao.
This going in this type of shit, Why? I'll get tired of listening to a 4 cylinder.... If it aint a honda or toyota 4 cylinder. That fuckers coming right out lmao.
Snapped these while I was in South Carolina.
Always wanted to see Darlington in person ❤️
Always wanted to see Darlington in person ❤️
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Snapped these while I was in South Carolina.
Always wanted to see Darlington in person ❤️
Always wanted to see Darlington in person ❤️
Yall could’ve worded this better.
Cause to my dumbass it sounds like “online bullshit in nuclear engineering tech” lmao
Cause to my dumbass it sounds like “online bullshit in nuclear engineering tech” lmao
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Yall could’ve worded this better.
Cause to my dumbass it sounds like “online bullshit in nuclear engineering tech” lmao
Cause to my dumbass it sounds like “online bullshit in nuclear engineering tech” lmao
Merry chrysler yall ❤️🎄
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Merry chrysler yall ❤️🎄
Tomorrow might be Christmas Eve, It’s also the birthday of a dude who shaped my ever lasting love for metal/rock just how ozzy osbourne did aswell.
Lemmy kilmister, This absolute legend would’ve been 80 today. Still miss him till this very day as much as I do ozzy♠️
Lemmy kilmister, This absolute legend would’ve been 80 today. Still miss him till this very day as much as I do ozzy♠️
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Tomorrow might be Christmas Eve, It’s also the birthday of a dude who shaped my ever lasting love for metal/rock just how ozzy osbourne did aswell.
Lemmy kilmister, This absolute legend would’ve been 80 today. Still miss him till this very day as much as I do ozzy♠️
Lemmy kilmister, This absolute legend would’ve been 80 today. Still miss him till this very day as much as I do ozzy♠️
“So how did your Monday go?”
Me after driving back from Macon GA and nearly almost ran over a opossum and very overstimulated:
Me after driving back from Macon GA and nearly almost ran over a opossum and very overstimulated:
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“So how did your Monday go?”
Me after driving back from Macon GA and nearly almost ran over a opossum and very overstimulated:
Me after driving back from Macon GA and nearly almost ran over a opossum and very overstimulated:
The fact I’ve laughed for 3 straight minutes to this makes me surprised.
Because I hadn’t laughed this hard in 5 years lmao
youtu.be/XEX6ckbxGBI?...
Because I hadn’t laughed this hard in 5 years lmao
youtu.be/XEX6ckbxGBI?...
Don't let him in
YouTube video by MrMrMANGOHEAD
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The fact I’ve laughed for 3 straight minutes to this makes me surprised.
Because I hadn’t laughed this hard in 5 years lmao
youtu.be/XEX6ckbxGBI?...
Because I hadn’t laughed this hard in 5 years lmao
youtu.be/XEX6ckbxGBI?...
What in the hunger games is this orange dickcheese boomer on about?💀🥀
Well shit we getting IRL hunger games before half life 3. [Not doing the GTA 6 joke fuck you lmao]
Well shit we getting IRL hunger games before half life 3. [Not doing the GTA 6 joke fuck you lmao]
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What in the hunger games is this orange dickcheese boomer on about?💀🥀
Well shit we getting IRL hunger games before half life 3. [Not doing the GTA 6 joke fuck you lmao]
Well shit we getting IRL hunger games before half life 3. [Not doing the GTA 6 joke fuck you lmao]
Why the fuck do I have this saved on my camera roll? 💀
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why the fuck do I have this saved on my camera roll? 💀