BACKWATER BASTARDS 🚀A Sci-fi Comedy Podcast
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BACKWATER BASTARDS 🚀A Sci-fi Comedy Podcast
@backwaterbastards.bsky.social
A group of international artists telling the GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY the world has ever seen! || An ENNIE nominated TTRPG Podcast
🐻🪼🚀

www.backwaterbastards.com
Got 10 minutes? WELL THAT IS ALL YOU NEED to meet the brand spankin new Bastardsonas of @fkth.bsky.social and @hazardstripes.bsky.social!

(I know I KNOW it has been ages since we’ve had new guests! Well season 4 is gonna be mad with em!)

COME ON IN AND MEET EM!
July 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
WE TOOK A BREAK AND NOW WE’RE BACK!

Season 4 is comin’ in hot, and I guess we gotta start using this thing again (barf), and WOW do we have a surprise- cause we heard the call… Y’all wanted… Guests??

WELL HERE’S 3! (?) Peel yer ears cause WE’RE BACK(water), BABY!💥

We’re everywhere you get ‘em!
July 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🤙HI SPACE FAM🚀
We need your help! Over here at Bastard HQ, we are knee deep in dreams of the future. So we made this survey!

If you’ve ever listened to us, please consider giving us a piece of your mind.

Your brains and hearts are the path forward. 💜
(Survey in the comments!)

Thank you 🙏💜✨
February 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Playing our last October game night! We’ll be in there for a few hours battling it out in gartic phone and land.io 😂

We’ll leave the door open for ya!
discord.gg/gycz5ZJ
October 27, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Our @deadtoothbrush.bsky.social is a lot of things, but the most important of those things is that he is THE HOTNESS.

You’re gonna wanna know what that means.

(We’re an immersively sound designed podcast telling the greatest best friend story in space! Come listen!)

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 5:06 PM
We’re a podcast telling stories within stories that we make up on the spot.

People always ask where they should start- and the answer is ALMOST ANYWHERE- because sometimes we stop the train and step outside of the story, to make a fully realized NEWS alert about it, 4 fun:

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 5:04 PM
We ain’t fast at much, but DANGIT, WE ARE QUICK ON THE IMPROV.

Our little crew has been together since 2018- and that chemistry is AIR TIGHT. (Just ask the #NZWebFest that nominated us for best cast! And then some!)

We’re a small podcast with real big heart. Come listen:

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 5:01 PM
It ain’t all peaches and potatoes in space, alright??

Sometimes, it gets dark.

(We’re a podcast telling an improvised story about a found family of friends trying to survive in space. It’s funny 80% of the time. Till it ain’t.)

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 4:57 PM
DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA GET TO THE BAR AFTER A HARD DAY? (Or kiss?? Idkn)

Sometimes you just need a Friday real bad.

(We’re a podcast telling a sci-fi comedy improv story while playing our own game system. If this clip doesn’t make you laugh, well.. then dang.)

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 4:54 PM
ONE TIME WE FOUND OUT THAT TWO BIG BADS WERE KIND OF IN LOVE AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE 😻🥹🥹🥹🥹🥴🥴😯😯😲🫣

We’re a podcast telling an immersively sound designed sci-fi story using our own game system. Have a hear:

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 4:52 PM
We’re crazy about sound design. Beautiful music, ambience that makes you feel like you’re here. Making things visible in the mind- that are invisible to the eye.

Today, it’s a wrestling match. Tomorrow?

(We’re a podcast telling a story! Dip your ears in for a moment:)

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
One time we talked our way out of an intergalactic alien assbeating. This time, it worked.

(We’re a podcast telling an immersively sound designed story in space! Kick back and have a hear:)

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Once upon a time we saved our own lives with a trading card.

We’re a podcast telling the greatest sci-fi best friend story of all time! Kick back and listen:

#podcastclips #podcast
October 26, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Game night at Bastard HQ! Come by this weekend if you missed out!
October 23, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Y’ALL IT’S TIME TO THROW DOWN SOME ENNIES VOTES!

We’re up for Best #Podcast and we need your help to WIN!

Voting is open till July 23, just find the Best Podcast category and give us a “1”!🚀✨

🖼️ by @jclapstone

https://vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2023/index.php
#indie #ttrpg #scifi #gaming
July 15, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Y’ALL IT’S OFFICIALLY TIME TO THROW DOWN SOME @ENnies VOTES!

We Bastards call for aid! We’re up for Best #Podcast, and boyyyy are we about to make some noise over this all the way to the got dang end because WE ARE GOIN DOWN SWINGIN, FAM!

https://vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2023/
July 14, 2023 at 2:57 PM
HECK! IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE A BASTARD! 🚀

We’ve been nominated for 2 @crit_awards, #WeGotIn to the @NJWebFest, and we’re up for Best Podcast in the @ENnies!

Thank you to everyone that helped get us here- and please forgive all the vote beggin’ we’re about to do 😅🥹🤷‍♂️💛🤞✨🚀
#DnD #ttrpg #podcast
July 13, 2023 at 4:04 PM
🚀 What’s usually on fire and falling straight outta the clear bluesky??

THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S THE BACKWATER BASTARDS!

And we’re bringing all the noise we can muster! LET’S GO!
July 6, 2023 at 12:38 AM