Look, watching the Steelers lose in the playoffs is literally the only joy we Cleveland fans have.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

I like your optimism

Any reasonable nation would go to war with us rather than have to accept that creep.

Otherwise, I agree with your plan.

You should see my texts! I'm pissed as hell about Bama getting special treatment

Both teams can be wrong and pathetic at the same time.

Wait, Alan Moore doesn't think Dreiberg is Jewish? That's probably the most compelling argument for the death of the author that I've ever heard. Wow.

Doesn't that mean the Republicans keep the Senate? Or do you think we can get to a point where Indianapolis and Houston can go blue enough to win their states in Senate elections?

Wait, why did no one tell me this exists? I know what I'm bringing next.

That cast looks stacked.

Oh, I was thinking of picking her up. Not just standing there! That's gonna send me down a rabbit hole

Ruto always yelped, but I don't remember Link sneezing

They are related to narwhals, just not very closely.

It's horrific, but it's also been going on for more than a decade.

I mean, there's a lot of crises that could be solved with a day like that.

It's a clear sign of my PTSD from this court that all this certainty just makes me fearful. I remember the certainty that the Court wouldn't overturn Roe, or wouldn't give Trump immunity.

I understand the situations are different and I'm not saying you both are wrong. Just that I'm anxious.

He came down the escalator spouting naked gutter racism. It's been obvious for anyone who didn't actively want to ignore it the entire time Trump has been a politician.

Uh, literally everything spies get is hearsay. Spy information never makes it to a courtroom.

The KGB and the CIA have a long history of targeting family members of targets. Sex is one way to do it, but blackmail is more common.

Obviously Bond should be sleeping with men too, but it's long been an effective spy strategy to make the wife/mistress/girlfriend of the target into a double agent. Men tell their partners all sorts of secrets after sex. We're dumb that way.

It's gonna be a disaster, but at least it will be a different disaster from what Ellison would have done!