If you like, even a bad attitude potty mouth like myself needs to take a step back sometimes and watch the world implode whilst cuddling a guinea pig and sipping a cappuccino.

It is qt the moment. You've got the man babies Space Karen and the Mandarin Mussolini having access to nuclear launch codes, the world us just a raging bin fire and I can't even take the piss out of anything because everything Is a joke already.
I just remove myself for a time and disconnect.

Hey, I'm good. Had another one of my hide and seek episodes so went offline for a while. How are you? You must be gutted Crafty left too x

Oh no. How tragic

Oh, he is. Of the highest order.

I think females to him are simply blow-up dolls with different skin tones.

Yep. He's one of those "I can't be racist, I drive a black car and eat curry" types of people.

I'm pretty sure the last vagina this bloke touched was his mother's as he slithered out of it.

He's one of those "I can't racist, I drive a black car and like rap music"

And a questionable amount of socks to wash daily.

It's quite something, isn't it? The worst part is he's serious. It's not a parody account.

Quite. Thought it may have been a parody account, but no, he's deadly serious 😳

The most middle-class abomination I've seen of a Yorkie Pud

He has so little self-awareness that he'd probably be oblivious

Found him!