Barbara 2.0
@babsra.bsky.social
Type A plans with Type B execution
Opinions are my own, no one else wants them
She/her
Opinions are my own, no one else wants them
She/her
Ok so maybe I don’t want to watch the downfall of Kyle and Amanda’s marriage?
February 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Ok so maybe I don’t want to watch the downfall of Kyle and Amanda’s marriage?
I put on some nails so if I’m gesturing too much just keep it to yourself.
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I put on some nails so if I’m gesturing too much just keep it to yourself.
They closed Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom
Me:
Me:
a man wearing a top hat says stop don 't come back .
ALT: a man wearing a top hat says stop don 't come back .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
They closed Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom
Me:
Me:
What keeps me going through these dark times? Well sometimes I just sit and stare at my child while she eats goldfish and genuinely think it’s the most miraculous thing I’ve ever seen.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
What keeps me going through these dark times? Well sometimes I just sit and stare at my child while she eats goldfish and genuinely think it’s the most miraculous thing I’ve ever seen.
Raise a glass of Herb Erltinger fruit wine tonight.
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Raise a glass of Herb Erltinger fruit wine tonight.
It’s a good year to be someone who was first discovered on a niche singing competition at the Oscars.
January 22, 2026 at 8:19 PM
It’s a good year to be someone who was first discovered on a niche singing competition at the Oscars.
I will be taking a mirror out of the garbage if I see it being thrown away. Do you know how expensive mirrors are?? Thank me later.
January 20, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I will be taking a mirror out of the garbage if I see it being thrown away. Do you know how expensive mirrors are?? Thank me later.
The most mom thing about me is if you post a TikTok when you are driving I will report it as a dangerous activity.
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The most mom thing about me is if you post a TikTok when you are driving I will report it as a dangerous activity.
I’ve decided to be excited and hopeful for 2026 so it would be great if the news stopped betraying that vibe.
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I’ve decided to be excited and hopeful for 2026 so it would be great if the news stopped betraying that vibe.
More unhinged things you do when you’re a Theater Kid but also a Parent:
3yo identifying animals: polar bear…dolphin…rhinoceros…
Theater Kid but also Parent: oh look a rhinoceros!
3yo identifying animals: polar bear…dolphin…rhinoceros…
Theater Kid but also Parent: oh look a rhinoceros!
January 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
More unhinged things you do when you’re a Theater Kid but also a Parent:
3yo identifying animals: polar bear…dolphin…rhinoceros…
Theater Kid but also Parent: oh look a rhinoceros!
3yo identifying animals: polar bear…dolphin…rhinoceros…
Theater Kid but also Parent: oh look a rhinoceros!
My baby keeps playing his music toy and then checking to make sure I’m dancing. So yes, people are, in fact, born to be DJs.
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
My baby keeps playing his music toy and then checking to make sure I’m dancing. So yes, people are, in fact, born to be DJs.
Always ready to discuss Jessie Buckley getting her start on I’d Do Anything The Search For Nancy.
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Always ready to discuss Jessie Buckley getting her start on I’d Do Anything The Search For Nancy.
Whenever my toddler says “mamma look at this” I cannot stop responding with a Lisa Barlow “I love that”
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Whenever my toddler says “mamma look at this” I cannot stop responding with a Lisa Barlow “I love that”
Having an emotional moment with some baby items I’m getting rid of. Please respect my privacy at this time.
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Having an emotional moment with some baby items I’m getting rid of. Please respect my privacy at this time.
Beyond all belief I’m currently awake but truly do not want to stay up another SEVEN minutes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Beyond all belief I’m currently awake but truly do not want to stay up another SEVEN minutes.
Finally doing the only thing I’ve had planned for this break: getting into bed at 8pm.
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Finally doing the only thing I’ve had planned for this break: getting into bed at 8pm.
It is my favorite time of year: beauty YouTube Declutter Season.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It is my favorite time of year: beauty YouTube Declutter Season.
My 3yo is outside playing in the snow having a whimsical childhood but I am inside eating candy proving that the whimsy in her veins runs deep.
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My 3yo is outside playing in the snow having a whimsical childhood but I am inside eating candy proving that the whimsy in her veins runs deep.
Parenting as a theater kid means you read A is for Audra a lot and now your 3 year old makes the baby laugh by going “paTINA MILler! DonnA mackECHnie!”
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Parenting as a theater kid means you read A is for Audra a lot and now your 3 year old makes the baby laugh by going “paTINA MILler! DonnA mackECHnie!”
Knives Out > Wake Up Dead Man > Glass Onion
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Knives Out > Wake Up Dead Man > Glass Onion
No greater parenting win than two kids napping at the same time
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
No greater parenting win than two kids napping at the same time
Pro tip if you like to sing along, out loud, at the grocery store: if you have a baby with you now you are singing to that baby and not just out loud to no one.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pro tip if you like to sing along, out loud, at the grocery store: if you have a baby with you now you are singing to that baby and not just out loud to no one.
Taking off my Mickey Mouse Disney World sweatshirt to reveal and Aristocats KIDS T-shirt underneath probably did wonders for my reputation at Club Pilates.
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Taking off my Mickey Mouse Disney World sweatshirt to reveal and Aristocats KIDS T-shirt underneath probably did wonders for my reputation at Club Pilates.
Ready to make latkes and also dirty every dish and 47 spoons.
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ready to make latkes and also dirty every dish and 47 spoons.
Sometimes the universe rewards you, like when it gives you an entire Jeopardy category with John Grisham when one of your best bits is about John Grisham on Jeopardy.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sometimes the universe rewards you, like when it gives you an entire Jeopardy category with John Grisham when one of your best bits is about John Grisham on Jeopardy.