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Stepford Wolf
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HOLD THE LINE - DON’T RESIGN
Little Wayne is very good at drugs.
March 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m just being cool here, trying not to talk about fight clu-OHGODDAMIT
February 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Before Blue Sky, my major news source was a video game where I rescue Aerosmith.
February 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There’s an old man
Sitting next to me
Making love.
February 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today I saw a squirrel and quietly, involuntarily, said, “Lucky.”
February 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.

It's the little things. Microdose hope.
February 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The first rule of Fight Club is "you do not talk about Fight Club". 🐻 🦬
February 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I hope the price of crow doesn’t go up too much because MAGA’s gonna be eating loads of it.
February 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Once they murder your voice, no one will know when you’ve been actually murdered.

HOLD THE LINE!
January 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
James Buchanan is going back in the closet. Poor dude.
January 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh my God, “orgasm” ISN’T pronounced with a soft g??? I’m so embarrassed.
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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If she can do it, we can all do it.
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Helena Bonham Carter was really good in Nosferatu, and so was her dad. Also I got Sno-Caps.
January 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Quick I need to settle a bet ASAP how many in the stink???
December 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Is it cannibalism if you eat another person?
December 4, 2024 at 1:57 AM
In trouble with some feminists for calling Mifepristone “pussy narcan.”
November 29, 2024 at 8:42 PM
My name makes men yawn.
November 24, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I’m watching “His Three Daughters”, starring Natasha Lyonne as Pete Davidson.
November 18, 2024 at 1:31 AM