Yess I can not count the number of times some random redneck has woken me up at 3am literally shaking the building from the road, and every single time I want to track them down break into their truck and wake THEM up revving it

Not into it anymore but I was as a teen and at least for me 90% of the fantasy was "Someone thinks I'm SO hot that it made them question their sexuality"

Yes this post was entirely an excuse to make a new addition to the list of "things that are NOT eyes that work with the lips emoji"

You know, I would like to help come up with a caption but for some reason I can't seem to think

Well we both know ~I~ aint gonna complain 😜

Oldschool D&D rules really be like "Please sir, can I have some fun?" "🗡️No, get fucked. 🗡️"