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Escaping Elmo's cesspit, let's see what this is like....
Or straight after in the FA Cup!
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Or straight after in the FA Cup!
That's a horrific stat when you see it written down and I was present at many of them. I hate them more than the Blues.
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
That's a horrific stat when you see it written down and I was present at many of them. I hate them more than the Blues.
Can't wait to see the re-write of his one when he finally shuffles off to the fiery pit of hell. They'll probably just take it down all together and try to pretend he never happened
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Can't wait to see the re-write of his one when he finally shuffles off to the fiery pit of hell. They'll probably just take it down all together and try to pretend he never happened
So I'm guessing you are making Lasagne and an improvised explosive device?
December 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So I'm guessing you are making Lasagne and an improvised explosive device?
And now made his products so toxic to buy with his antics that you'll never see any of that money back
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And now made his products so toxic to buy with his antics that you'll never see any of that money back
I'm somewhere in the middle of the upper tier
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm somewhere in the middle of the upper tier
I'd have a secret hatch into my neighbour's loft and keep them there, on account that he's a bit of an arsehole.
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I'd have a secret hatch into my neighbour's loft and keep them there, on account that he's a bit of an arsehole.
Load of rubbish! Never pay the blindest bit of notice to it!
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Load of rubbish! Never pay the blindest bit of notice to it!
Podcasts are the absolute worst offenders for this.
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Podcasts are the absolute worst offenders for this.
What is this XG bollocks? Never had it in my day. Now it's everywhere and invariably wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What is this XG bollocks? Never had it in my day. Now it's everywhere and invariably wrong.
🤣🤣 he moved down south - Kent or Surrey I think to do the residency at a place called Club Class. Next I knew he was on my telly! Here he is in Star Wars...
December 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
🤣🤣 he moved down south - Kent or Surrey I think to do the residency at a place called Club Class. Next I knew he was on my telly! Here he is in Star Wars...
Many a lost night in the Institute! I was mates with one of the residents - Tomislav, but he stopped DJing and took up acting. I keep seeing him pop up in Line of Duty and Star Wars spin offs!
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Many a lost night in the Institute! I was mates with one of the residents - Tomislav, but he stopped DJing and took up acting. I keep seeing him pop up in Line of Duty and Star Wars spin offs!
I don't know why everyone is surprised by this. Your country voted in a demented game show host, along with his gaggle of idiotic conspiracy theorists and podcasters. Shitposting is absolutely what I'd expect from them
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I don't know why everyone is surprised by this. Your country voted in a demented game show host, along with his gaggle of idiotic conspiracy theorists and podcasters. Shitposting is absolutely what I'd expect from them
How dare you - Mr Motivator is reserved for fry ups. It's the law. M&Ms is a Lizzy at best, and that's pushing it.
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
How dare you - Mr Motivator is reserved for fry ups. It's the law. M&Ms is a Lizzy at best, and that's pushing it.
Now I know Danny Murphy is involved I think they all need locking up - for life.
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Now I know Danny Murphy is involved I think they all need locking up - for life.
God I hate that paper. Absolute arseholes
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
God I hate that paper. Absolute arseholes
Where's that Ray Liotta Goodfellas meme...
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Where's that Ray Liotta Goodfellas meme...
I had a red MK2 XR2, full-on boy racer!
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I had a red MK2 XR2, full-on boy racer!
Possibly the most bizarre headline I've ever seen!
December 13, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Possibly the most bizarre headline I've ever seen!
When I used to go to England aways, most I paid was £80 a ticket for group stage games, now £700. Who the fuck do they think will spend that in a country that doesn't like football, and who will imprison visiting away fans if they look a bit foreign, or have slagged off Trump on Facebook!??
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
When I used to go to England aways, most I paid was £80 a ticket for group stage games, now £700. Who the fuck do they think will spend that in a country that doesn't like football, and who will imprison visiting away fans if they look a bit foreign, or have slagged off Trump on Facebook!??
Although who am I kidding, mine will be like...
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Although who am I kidding, mine will be like...
What is it, what's in it, how do I make it?!!! Looks the absolute business!
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What is it, what's in it, how do I make it?!!! Looks the absolute business!