Miss Chanandler Bong
@b0rnwithabeard.bsky.social
I was voted Time Magazine's Person Of The Year 2006
So why aren't the bandages on his palms then? You don't really touch the back of your hand when you shake it
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
So why aren't the bandages on his palms then? You don't really touch the back of your hand when you shake it
Moro is the fucking goat and I won't hear otherwise
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Moro is the fucking goat and I won't hear otherwise
Cherry Ripe? More like Cherry Right In The Fucken Bin
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Cherry Ripe? More like Cherry Right In The Fucken Bin
Thank you! I take my regime very seriously
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December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Thank you! I take my regime very seriously
30 seconds in and I thought "yeah wow, this is bad. I'm in real trouble here". I even had a little mid-run meltdown moment of "I should cancel my application. This is awful and I need to quit" I did an okay 5k time all things considered but holy shit I need to up the intensity of my training.
September 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
30 seconds in and I thought "yeah wow, this is bad. I'm in real trouble here". I even had a little mid-run meltdown moment of "I should cancel my application. This is awful and I need to quit" I did an okay 5k time all things considered but holy shit I need to up the intensity of my training.
INCREASING DOMESTIC MANUFACTURING!
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
INCREASING DOMESTIC MANUFACTURING!
There's a joke in here about being salty and having crabs but I can't quite make it work
August 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
There's a joke in here about being salty and having crabs but I can't quite make it work
Satire is dead
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Satire is dead
It also makes it hard to find people.
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"
August 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It also makes it hard to find people.
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"