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That picture is of me not Scott Stapp I just look identical to him
Thinking I could bag a beautiful older woman who is way out of my league call that the Stunning-Cougar Effect.
August 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Guy who doesn't want the gym to be crowded: Are new years resolutions just a manifestation of capitalist consumerism in the social media era and also low-key kinda misogynistic?
January 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house
December 12, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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The @gooffkings.bsky.social rock weighing stream is such a stupid idea and I'm already sitting here at 8:47 AM in mad that I'm going to be watching the whole fucking thing later.
December 12, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Ta-Nehisi Coates wields words like sledgehammers.
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Is this good?
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
She call me Brian Thompson the way I'm going down to general approval
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 AM
American healthcare system victims standing up one after the other saying "I killed Brian Thompson" like in Spartacus.
December 4, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Man denies too many insurance claims, asked to shuffle off this mortal coil.
December 4, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Destiny Fuentes age gap discourse
December 1, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
They made Balatro too good
November 27, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Code switching between Twitter and bluesky -- do NOT fuck up
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I heard i could post on here like it's 2014 but now I'm a shell of a man
November 26, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Jamming this icon like a fucking caveman and getting confused
November 25, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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New comic, EURO TRIP, now up at @jewishcurrents.bsky.social:
jewishcurrents.org/euro-trip
First panel:
November 25, 2024 at 8:35 PM
He's going to Turkey
November 25, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Obama voice Twitter Two
November 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM