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Bryan
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Random thoughts.

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Manifesting this vibe today…..
March 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You say “hot takes” … I say “facts”
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You can’t fool me with those fake eyelashes…I know that’s a car.
March 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Why do characters take OFF their glasses when shit gets real…isn’t that when you want to put them ON?
March 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hamburger help me.
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
[me to me] shh stfu I’m thinking
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Terrible country but top-notch meme content. 👌
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Do people who go out and do things on the weekends know about sitting down?
March 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Worrying about things beyond my control is where I really shine.
March 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
One day you’re young the next day you realize you’ll never find a pillow that works ever again.
March 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Judging purely by its name, the Food and Drug Administration would be a super rad place to work.
March 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Life is just a bunch of wtf moments separated by calls from unknown numbers.
March 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by Bryan
The Earth is 75% water and that water is uncarbonated.

So technically the Earth is flat
March 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My “work” voice is hilarious because who even is that?
March 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I worked 60 hours last week and still post at the rate of an unemployed person.
March 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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