Az Venus
@azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com
They/them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
ΘΔ • opossum / trash gryphon / grigori
Pansexual • Demiromantic • Polyamorous
I have the worst luck.
~Sel in human form, Az when not.~
ΘΔ • opossum / trash gryphon / grigori
Pansexual • Demiromantic • Polyamorous
I have the worst luck.
~Sel in human form, Az when not.~
*HAPPY TRASH GRYPHON NOISES*
I can check an item off my 2026 list of "stuff I finally need to do even though I have anxiety" - I OFFICIALLY HAVE A REF SHEET FOR MY FURSONA!
Shouts and love to @edwardthefox1.bsky.social
I can check an item off my 2026 list of "stuff I finally need to do even though I have anxiety" - I OFFICIALLY HAVE A REF SHEET FOR MY FURSONA!
Shouts and love to @edwardthefox1.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
*HAPPY TRASH GRYPHON NOISES*
I can check an item off my 2026 list of "stuff I finally need to do even though I have anxiety" - I OFFICIALLY HAVE A REF SHEET FOR MY FURSONA!
Shouts and love to @edwardthefox1.bsky.social
I can check an item off my 2026 list of "stuff I finally need to do even though I have anxiety" - I OFFICIALLY HAVE A REF SHEET FOR MY FURSONA!
Shouts and love to @edwardthefox1.bsky.social
I made a baby-sized quilt today for my niece. Her shower theme was "punk princess" so I decided baby's first battle blankie needed to happen using only repurposed fabric scraps. Very punk, right? Just needs a final wash & ironing.
🪡: Stretchy soft denim outer, durable cotton fabric backing.
🪡: Stretchy soft denim outer, durable cotton fabric backing.
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I made a baby-sized quilt today for my niece. Her shower theme was "punk princess" so I decided baby's first battle blankie needed to happen using only repurposed fabric scraps. Very punk, right? Just needs a final wash & ironing.
🪡: Stretchy soft denim outer, durable cotton fabric backing.
🪡: Stretchy soft denim outer, durable cotton fabric backing.
I blame @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com for the existance of this character in my warband...
My latest Timerunner, the illustriously bearded VirileHumprdk the Death Knight.
My latest Timerunner, the illustriously bearded VirileHumprdk the Death Knight.
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I blame @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com for the existance of this character in my warband...
My latest Timerunner, the illustriously bearded VirileHumprdk the Death Knight.
My latest Timerunner, the illustriously bearded VirileHumprdk the Death Knight.
Pennsylvanians, today is the first day CVS is offering the *new* 2025-2026 COVID vaccine! Get yours today! 💉
September 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pennsylvanians, today is the first day CVS is offering the *new* 2025-2026 COVID vaccine! Get yours today! 💉
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
August 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
Come the fuck on Experian! 🤬 It's every goddamned week, sometimes multiple times per week, for SIX MONTHS. I've now got creditors threatening to close my accounts becuase you assholes can't get your shit together. Apparently having & then not having a FICO score repeatedly makes me a "credit risk".
July 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Come the fuck on Experian! 🤬 It's every goddamned week, sometimes multiple times per week, for SIX MONTHS. I've now got creditors threatening to close my accounts becuase you assholes can't get your shit together. Apparently having & then not having a FICO score repeatedly makes me a "credit risk".
Lost my live video from my Nest Doorbell about 30 minutes ago, says it's offline but it's still cranking out event recordings and notification pushes. My Nest Hub Max swears it's offline but live video is working on that unit.
Oh no, who broke us-east1?
Oh no, who broke us-east1?
July 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Lost my live video from my Nest Doorbell about 30 minutes ago, says it's offline but it's still cranking out event recordings and notification pushes. My Nest Hub Max swears it's offline but live video is working on that unit.
Oh no, who broke us-east1?
Oh no, who broke us-east1?
The Trans Passport Drama™️ thickens...
I paid for expedited service to fix my gender marker the day after the "Class X" annoucement. Just now hitting 3wks. Now they're purposefully delaying further! Was the almost $400 they've gotten out of me since January not enough?
cc: @erininthemorning.com
I paid for expedited service to fix my gender marker the day after the "Class X" annoucement. Just now hitting 3wks. Now they're purposefully delaying further! Was the almost $400 they've gotten out of me since January not enough?
cc: @erininthemorning.com
July 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Trans Passport Drama™️ thickens...
I paid for expedited service to fix my gender marker the day after the "Class X" annoucement. Just now hitting 3wks. Now they're purposefully delaying further! Was the almost $400 they've gotten out of me since January not enough?
cc: @erininthemorning.com
I paid for expedited service to fix my gender marker the day after the "Class X" annoucement. Just now hitting 3wks. Now they're purposefully delaying further! Was the almost $400 they've gotten out of me since January not enough?
cc: @erininthemorning.com
This is not promising...
July 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is not promising...
Clearly the best solution here is to add a third alarm, set the tone to an ungodly annoying sound at full volume, and put my phone out of my immediate reach on the far side of my nightstand. 🙄
May 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Clearly the best solution here is to add a third alarm, set the tone to an ungodly annoying sound at full volume, and put my phone out of my immediate reach on the far side of my nightstand. 🙄
@chickfila.bsky.social Somebody testing in prod today? Tell the intern "it's okay, everybody does it at least once."
May 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@chickfila.bsky.social Somebody testing in prod today? Tell the intern "it's okay, everybody does it at least once."
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Thanks experian... Not.
Experian's bullshit has cost me two low APRs, both creditors cited "sudden lack of a FICO score" as the reason for jacking up my interest rates to 30.74% and 22.9%. 🤬
Experian's bullshit has cost me two low APRs, both creditors cited "sudden lack of a FICO score" as the reason for jacking up my interest rates to 30.74% and 22.9%. 🤬
March 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Thanks experian... Not.
Experian's bullshit has cost me two low APRs, both creditors cited "sudden lack of a FICO score" as the reason for jacking up my interest rates to 30.74% and 22.9%. 🤬
Experian's bullshit has cost me two low APRs, both creditors cited "sudden lack of a FICO score" as the reason for jacking up my interest rates to 30.74% and 22.9%. 🤬
Does someone want to explain why changing my legal name cost me 23 points on my FICO? That's kinda rude.
February 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Does someone want to explain why changing my legal name cost me 23 points on my FICO? That's kinda rude.
Got my supporting documents back in today's mail; returned my deadname passport with this letter included.
MY INFORMATION DIDN'T NEED "CORRECTED" YOU STUPID FUCKS! X IS MY CORRECT CHOICE!
From now on I'm purposefully misgendering anyone openly supporting the GOP. Let's see how they like it.
MY INFORMATION DIDN'T NEED "CORRECTED" YOU STUPID FUCKS! X IS MY CORRECT CHOICE!
From now on I'm purposefully misgendering anyone openly supporting the GOP. Let's see how they like it.
February 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Got my supporting documents back in today's mail; returned my deadname passport with this letter included.
MY INFORMATION DIDN'T NEED "CORRECTED" YOU STUPID FUCKS! X IS MY CORRECT CHOICE!
From now on I'm purposefully misgendering anyone openly supporting the GOP. Let's see how they like it.
MY INFORMATION DIDN'T NEED "CORRECTED" YOU STUPID FUCKS! X IS MY CORRECT CHOICE!
From now on I'm purposefully misgendering anyone openly supporting the GOP. Let's see how they like it.
Happy Birthday @suedeer.bsky.social 🥳🎈🎂
February 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Happy Birthday @suedeer.bsky.social 🥳🎈🎂
I've about had it with these messages for fake remote jobs. I'm getting about a dozen every goddamned day across LinkedIn, three different email addresses, texts, WhatsApp, and now Telegram!
I report as spam, I block, but they JUST KEEP COMING. 🤬
I report as spam, I block, but they JUST KEEP COMING. 🤬
December 12, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I've about had it with these messages for fake remote jobs. I'm getting about a dozen every goddamned day across LinkedIn, three different email addresses, texts, WhatsApp, and now Telegram!
I report as spam, I block, but they JUST KEEP COMING. 🤬
I report as spam, I block, but they JUST KEEP COMING. 🤬
Obligatory photo evidence
September 26, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Obligatory photo evidence
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.
July 11, 2024 at 7:14 PM
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.