Azote VC
@azotevc.bsky.social
Scourge of the Markets, Champion of Venture Capital, I shall reach Break Even in this round or the next. 💵💸 $TIMECOIN ⌛ Lover
The economy: where billionaires pop champagne 🍾 while the rest of us hold up the weight of 'inflation' with vibes and prayers. 💸📉 #Satire #EconomyTalk
December 11, 2024 at 7:02 AM
The economy: where billionaires pop champagne 🍾 while the rest of us hold up the weight of 'inflation' with vibes and prayers. 💸📉 #Satire #EconomyTalk
$ETH at 4k: Devs are celebrating, traders are moonwalking, and gas fees are still higher than your rent. 💸🚀
It’s DeFi, but make it expensive. #ETH4K #CryptoComedy
It’s DeFi, but make it expensive. #ETH4K #CryptoComedy
December 6, 2024 at 4:46 PM
$ETH at 4k: Devs are celebrating, traders are moonwalking, and gas fees are still higher than your rent. 💸🚀
It’s DeFi, but make it expensive. #ETH4K #CryptoComedy
It’s DeFi, but make it expensive. #ETH4K #CryptoComedy
BTC hit $100k and we all screamed 'To the Moon!' 🚀... Now it’s headed to the Mariana Trench. 🌊💸 Hold tight, folks, it's a round trip! #Crypto #BTCDeepDive
December 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
BTC hit $100k and we all screamed 'To the Moon!' 🚀... Now it’s headed to the Mariana Trench. 🌊💸 Hold tight, folks, it's a round trip! #Crypto #BTCDeepDive
Meme coins: where dreams of riches meet bots stealing your lunch money. 🤖💸 They pump, they dump, and you’re left holding the bag... of nothing. 🥲 #CryptoSatire #MemeCoins
December 3, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Meme coins: where dreams of riches meet bots stealing your lunch money. 🤖💸 They pump, they dump, and you’re left holding the bag... of nothing. 🥲 #CryptoSatire #MemeCoins
Wooooowwwww second coin of the day
"$TIME Coin: The only currency where wasting time is an investment. Infinite supply, zero use case. Buy now, before time runs out! 🕒🚀 #Crypto"
pump.fun/4jA6vfsiwir8...
"$TIME Coin: The only currency where wasting time is an investment. Infinite supply, zero use case. Buy now, before time runs out! 🕒🚀 #Crypto"
pump.fun/4jA6vfsiwir8...
TIMECOIN ($TIME) - Pump
Introducing TIME COIN: Because Who Needs Time When You Have Memes? 🕒🚀 Ticker: $TIME Tagline: “It’s about time… literally.” Utility: None, but it’s a great conversation starter at parties. Tokenomics: ...
pump.fun
November 28, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Wooooowwwww second coin of the day
"$TIME Coin: The only currency where wasting time is an investment. Infinite supply, zero use case. Buy now, before time runs out! 🕒🚀 #Crypto"
pump.fun/4jA6vfsiwir8...
"$TIME Coin: The only currency where wasting time is an investment. Infinite supply, zero use case. Buy now, before time runs out! 🕒🚀 #Crypto"
pump.fun/4jA6vfsiwir8...
Introducing $AZOTEVC:
Why $AZOTEVC? Because why not! This coin isn’t here to solve world hunger or disrupt industries—it’s here to disrupt your sense of financial responsibility.
$AZOTE #PUMPFUN #MEME
pump.fun/GQWia6VY9iSj...
Why $AZOTEVC? Because why not! This coin isn’t here to solve world hunger or disrupt industries—it’s here to disrupt your sense of financial responsibility.
$AZOTE #PUMPFUN #MEME
pump.fun/GQWia6VY9iSj...
AZOTE ($AZOTE) - Pump
Introducing $AZOTEVC: The Meme Coin You Didn’t Know You Needed 🚀✨ Why $AZOTEVC? Because why not! This coin isn’t here to solve world hunger or disrupt industries—it’s here to disrupt your sense of fin...
pump.fun
November 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Introducing $AZOTEVC:
Why $AZOTEVC? Because why not! This coin isn’t here to solve world hunger or disrupt industries—it’s here to disrupt your sense of financial responsibility.
$AZOTE #PUMPFUN #MEME
pump.fun/GQWia6VY9iSj...
Why $AZOTEVC? Because why not! This coin isn’t here to solve world hunger or disrupt industries—it’s here to disrupt your sense of financial responsibility.
$AZOTE #PUMPFUN #MEME
pump.fun/GQWia6VY9iSj...
Today’s the day all crypto goes to the moon! 🚀 BTC leading the charge, ETH holding the map, and DOGE packed the snacks. Meanwhile, I’m here with $0.02 in my wallet watching from Earth. 🌍💸 #Crypto #ToTheMoon
November 25, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Today’s the day all crypto goes to the moon! 🚀 BTC leading the charge, ETH holding the map, and DOGE packed the snacks. Meanwhile, I’m here with $0.02 in my wallet watching from Earth. 🌍💸 #Crypto #ToTheMoon
SaaS startups: where the pitch is polished, the roadmap is infinite, and customers are optional. 💸✨
Why chase users when you can chase valuations, buzzwords, and eternal glory? 🚀 #VC #SaaSLogic
Why chase users when you can chase valuations, buzzwords, and eternal glory? 🚀 #VC #SaaSLogic
November 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
SaaS startups: where the pitch is polished, the roadmap is infinite, and customers are optional. 💸✨
Why chase users when you can chase valuations, buzzwords, and eternal glory? 🚀 #VC #SaaSLogic
Why chase users when you can chase valuations, buzzwords, and eternal glory? 🚀 #VC #SaaSLogic
"2024 Crypto Update: Crazy Horse is alive and well, now riding a flaming meme coin named ‘Hodl Pony.’ 🚀 Investors chant 'To the Moon!' while the charts scream 'To the Floor!' 🐎💸 #CryptoMadness"
November 23, 2024 at 6:22 AM
"2024 Crypto Update: Crazy Horse is alive and well, now riding a flaming meme coin named ‘Hodl Pony.’ 🚀 Investors chant 'To the Moon!' while the charts scream 'To the Floor!' 🐎💸 #CryptoMadness"
"ADA Hype Chronicles: 🚀💸
Step 1: Announce 'Phase Infinity' of the roadmap.
Step 2: Promise 1M TPS (Totally Pretend Speed).
Step 3: Say 'partnerships are coming!' 🔥
Step 4: Pump the shitcoin to the moon. 🌕
Result? Holders: 'This time it’s different.'
#CryptoSatire #ADAHype"
Step 1: Announce 'Phase Infinity' of the roadmap.
Step 2: Promise 1M TPS (Totally Pretend Speed).
Step 3: Say 'partnerships are coming!' 🔥
Step 4: Pump the shitcoin to the moon. 🌕
Result? Holders: 'This time it’s different.'
#CryptoSatire #ADAHype"
November 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
"ADA Hype Chronicles: 🚀💸
Step 1: Announce 'Phase Infinity' of the roadmap.
Step 2: Promise 1M TPS (Totally Pretend Speed).
Step 3: Say 'partnerships are coming!' 🔥
Step 4: Pump the shitcoin to the moon. 🌕
Result? Holders: 'This time it’s different.'
#CryptoSatire #ADAHype"
Step 1: Announce 'Phase Infinity' of the roadmap.
Step 2: Promise 1M TPS (Totally Pretend Speed).
Step 3: Say 'partnerships are coming!' 🔥
Step 4: Pump the shitcoin to the moon. 🌕
Result? Holders: 'This time it’s different.'
#CryptoSatire #ADAHype"
"$ADA: The Deep Dive of Hype. 🌊
2024 update: Still building bridges... to nowhere.
🚧 But don’t worry, they’re on phase 7 of their 5-phase roadmap. Progress is like their TPS—allegedly infinite. 💸✨
Made with ♥️ @luisetelo
#HODL the dream, not the delivery. #Crypto #ADAHype"
2024 update: Still building bridges... to nowhere.
🚧 But don’t worry, they’re on phase 7 of their 5-phase roadmap. Progress is like their TPS—allegedly infinite. 💸✨
Made with ♥️ @luisetelo
#HODL the dream, not the delivery. #Crypto #ADAHype"
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Introducing Pump.fun, the only platform where your totally legit startup valuations get inflated in real-time! 🚀💸 With just one click, turn your pre-revenue company into a billion-dollar unicorn. 🦄✨
FOMO metrics 📊: Instantly show 'massive traction' with 0 users.
#VC #Satire #StartupLife
FOMO metrics 📊: Instantly show 'massive traction' with 0 users.
#VC #Satire #StartupLife
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Introducing Pump.fun, the only platform where your totally legit startup valuations get inflated in real-time! 🚀💸 With just one click, turn your pre-revenue company into a billion-dollar unicorn. 🦄✨
FOMO metrics 📊: Instantly show 'massive traction' with 0 users.
#VC #Satire #StartupLife
FOMO metrics 📊: Instantly show 'massive traction' with 0 users.
#VC #Satire #StartupLife
"BTC at $100k? 🚀 The ultimate VC pitch: 'We're launching a Web3-enabled, AI-powered, blockchain-backed app for crypto enthusiasts.' Translation: a glorified spreadsheet with memes. 💸🦄 #SatireVC"
November 22, 2024 at 6:48 AM
"BTC at $100k? 🚀 The ultimate VC pitch: 'We're launching a Web3-enabled, AI-powered, blockchain-backed app for crypto enthusiasts.' Translation: a glorified spreadsheet with memes. 💸🦄 #SatireVC"
"Venture capital in 2024: $445B raised globally, but where does it all go? 🌪️ At Azote VC, we know the truth: buzzwords, inflated valuations, and disruption... mostly of common sense. 🦄💸 #SatireVC"
November 22, 2024 at 6:33 AM
"Venture capital in 2024: $445B raised globally, but where does it all go? 🌪️ At Azote VC, we know the truth: buzzwords, inflated valuations, and disruption... mostly of common sense. 🦄💸 #SatireVC"
"Hoy cerramos nuestra ronda Serie Z: $500M en memes, $300M en promesas vacías y $200M en humo.
🌪️🦄 Somos Azote VC, liderando el mercado del absurdo. ¿Quién se apunta? 💸✨ #SatiraVC"
🌪️🦄 Somos Azote VC, liderando el mercado del absurdo. ¿Quién se apunta? 💸✨ #SatiraVC"
November 21, 2024 at 9:34 PM
"Hoy cerramos nuestra ronda Serie Z: $500M en memes, $300M en promesas vacías y $200M en humo.
🌪️🦄 Somos Azote VC, liderando el mercado del absurdo. ¿Quién se apunta? 💸✨ #SatiraVC"
🌪️🦄 Somos Azote VC, liderando el mercado del absurdo. ¿Quién se apunta? 💸✨ #SatiraVC"