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Azlancat
@azlancat.bsky.social
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Kāpiti, Aotearoa
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Paired with these sartorially splendid socks. I’m a dedicated follower of fashion.
Caption: OMG I need these crocodile socks now Picture socks shaped liked crocodiles being put on then worn on feet
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Stylish af
Caption ‘imagine hating me and im at home in my cookie crocs’ Picture: man wearing cookie dough fashioned into croc shaped sandals
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Post from Ashley @xoAshley98 instead of paying $200 a month on cable, buy a plane ticket. go see what you're watching Post from Noah • @Noahasf what plane goes to bikini bottom Post from Quincy Octavious Malaysia flight 370 if 1 remember correctly.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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- This post recirculates a 2018 Know Your Meme entry using Philip Seymour Hoffman's stern expression from *25th Hour* (2002), edited with a "Cool Guy Zone Keep Out" sign to mock usernames incorporating 420 (cannabis nod) or 69 (sexual pun) as forced edginess.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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How much longer will we fight over dollars and cents when the people up the top are ripping us all off for literally millions if not collectively billions.
Tweet from @tadprOle Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Quote on black background "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of people in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorises it and a moral code that justifies it." (Frederic Bastiat)
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Here you go man
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Picture of Rik Mayall wearing a white shirt looking through rain drop covered window with caption ‘ATE MY LAST PIECE OF CHEESE YESTERDAY TODAY IT IS RAINING AIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN CHEESE GONE’
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Make your cat even classier @urbanelevations.bsky.social
Cat wearing a crown, a cape and crocs on its back legs
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Having a relaxing Sunday afternoon #cats #catsofbluesky
Black cat lying on a wooden floor
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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@subscatter.bsky.social lol
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Miaow #catsofbluesky #cats
Ginger cat hiding in cactus garden
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Caption- Kids today will never know what it was like to take a ton of pictures and have to wait a week to find out they were useless Picture- Kodak disposable camera
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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This will piss off then be dismissed by a small group of people lol.
Picture: moon close up showing craters of various sizes as well as label with arrow pointing to the Apollo 11 lunar module ‘Eagle Descent Stage’ Second caption INDIA'S CHANDRAYAAN-2 JUST PHOTOGRAPHED THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE STILL RESTING ON THE MOON SILENCING DECADES OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES ONCE AND FOR ALL
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Me: invents a device to talk to cats Cat: oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it's because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you Me: no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can't have it whenever u want Cat : Me: Cat: first of all fuck you
October 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Picture is a meme image of dual ASUS ROG Strix RTX 2080 Ti graphics cards captioned "This is what your AI girlfriend looks like without makeup,"
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Caption ‘IT security in 1990s’ Picture- pictures of floppy discs locked in a clear top box with the key in a lock circled. Bottom caption ‘Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can't be hacked from half a world away.’
October 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Caption ‘my bank account when i decide to treat myself to a little something’ Picture: Lead Cenobite Pinhead—white painted face demon with a bald head studded with nails Caption - I am so exquisitely empty.
October 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Post from allteenhumor I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals IM LIVID Post from sweaterkittensahoy Everyone go home. Puns are done.
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Picture of Darth Vader in tunnel with his lightsaber out with caption ‘"Things may be tough now, but there's always a light at the end of the tunnel." The light at the end of the tunnel:’
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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They suspect nothing
Caption ‘Life pro tip: Pretend to be afraid of the vet so they give you more treats’ Picture: dog with front legs up on the vets table, second picture dog giving side eye looking happy. caption: ‘hehe’
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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@g3tb3nt.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Night time moonlight over water backlog by light reflected off clouds.
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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🙀🙀🙀
Caption ‘And then the human said, u already ate’ Picture: white cat wearing hood with torch under chin looking dark and scary
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Caption - THE LEGO FRENCH REVOLUTION SET Picture- large bin full of LEGO mini figure heads
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM