🔞Azkirioth🔞
azkirioth.bsky.social
🔞Azkirioth🔞
@azkirioth.bsky.social
32 | they/them | fan of men | http://linktr.ee/azkirioth | profile picture by @neonmixxed.bsky.social
CW: Blood; Amputation; Imminent Vore.

Sorry, Scourge. Your old team mates are tired of you, but you'll be able to bring them all together one last time.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Art by @neonmixxed.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Abusing your hypno kink to awaken your class consciousness.

~☭~🥴~☭~
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Wine.
Pussy.
Ass.

Alright. Who's it gonna be?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The time has come for me to once again pitch the construction of a rural estate for queer furries:

Imagine the cheese cave.

That's it.

Just imagine the massive underground storage for finely aged cheeses.

This can be our reality.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Confession:

When strangers are a little too casual towards me in public places I am deeply tempted to say, "Am I something of yours, that you should speak to me in such a manner? A forgotten friend? A distant relative? A lost love, perhaps?"

I don't do this, though, because I'm not fucking crazy.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cw: Vore, digestion, death.

Jet lost a race and a wager. It cost him pretty dearly. Ah, well! Should have gotten better at riding that silly board!

Sketch by @RageFoxxxAD over on Twitter.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Farewell, chocolate chip.
One cookie flavor gotta go…
(chocolate chip, sugar, white chocolate chip, oatmeal rasin)
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
As we approach the next Smissmas, I wanted to post some TF2 comic images I wish would become reaction images.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Tamales.
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My actual headcanon here, btw, is that, since Wicked is a relatively recent piece of media, the Shadow Witch is responsible for having made this part of Earthbread and is herself not a Fiyero fan.
Cookie Run Kingdom did what all Wicked fans wanted and vaporized Fiyero before he could interfere with Gelphie.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Cookie Run Kingdom did what all Wicked fans wanted and vaporized Fiyero before he could interfere with Gelphie.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Eating the drywall would complete me. Physically. Mentally. Spiritually.

Sexually.

But my partner won't allow it. Why this cruelty?
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Can't wait for humans to find the truly perfect circle God left in the intergalactic void and realize pi was exactly 3 all along.
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by 🔞Azkirioth🔞
Rekker wrecked his FoST 😭
(Or rather, a deer+truck did)

Please help if you can to cover medical and jobloss expenses:
gofund.me/949d15049

(Car is covered through insurance luckily, because thats how our stupid country works I guess.)
Donate to A deer took my car, job, and bones. Help me for 2 months!, organized by Charles Shade II
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November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Espio fans:

Does he have the discipline and willpower needed to make it to the end of November without cumming?
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Give me people I can love the way one loves a collection of porcelain dolls.

Give me people I can love the way one loves a rack of perfectly cooked ribs.

Give me people I can love the way one loves a particularly comfortable sofa.

Am I really asking so much?
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Got this last month and forgot to post it here!

Vector ended up assigned Ragatha as his costume...

Art by @Bacon_Sama on Twitter.
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A comm from Twitter (2023) that I hadn't posted here yet.

Lance is enjoying some well earned time at the beach!

Art by @alolanboy.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Google is begging everyone to just abandon their services.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Fiyero still sucks ass but it was good anyway.
Time for Wicked. 🧙‍♀️
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Time for Wicked. 🧙‍♀️
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Apparently one of the in-laws came *out of retirement* to work for ICE.

Why would anyone do this?
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So, I think if grad students use AI, they should be expelled from the program. BUT! Undergrads need a chance to learn. Here's my suggestion:

Strike 1 is a warning. Strike 3 is expulsion.

But strike 2 is being put in a plexiglass cube in the middle of campus for 2-3 hours and mocked.

Thoughts?
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Growing my current relationship into a polycule because I need more men capable of opening jars in my life.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Do earphones somehow break even quicker than they did a decade ago?
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM